Bannanawaffles

Chris | 25 | gay boy | blue hair and pronouns | he/him | scene band enjoyer | king of autism | rawr xD 

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me

[beemovieerotica]

[virtualmosshroom]

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“King Arthur couldn’t have fought the Roman Empire”

Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“You can’t just add in new characters”

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasn’t added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.

[what-even-is-thiss]

God, I sure hope so.

[vetchtibbles]

being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

[vetchtibbles]

like obviously I’m still going to do it because plotting and scheming are natural responses to being the second child but it’s just not the most lucrative career option anymore

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

[evilwizard]

next big tumblr celebrity is gonna be a little green anime-style puffball named scruumch who only posts stuff like “oh im so throsty! oh won’t you fill up my sac with your God’s Delicoius Watoer?”

[37-rats-in-a-trenchcoat]

fanart of our newest big celebrity!!

i am so sorry

[scruumch]

Im beutiful

[forest-anomaly-draws]

Shall I add more to the pile

Droinking watoer

[scruumch]

were is my sac

[forestanomaly]

Spilled it.......

[scruumch]

my ecosytsm

[fickleartdump]

anatomically correct scruumch

[evilwizard]

oh god

[wintergardenscribe]

saw a post saying that New Yorkers force their kids to learn to play the recorder in school because they’re secretly looking for one that will be able to solve their rat problem. I can’t stop thinking about it

[autisticmysticsarah]

The legend of King Arthur predates thinking

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[hkayakh]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

STOP SENDING ME THIS

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[hurglewurm]

could you draw gandalf big naturals..

yes anonymous i will do this for you

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[queersamus]