Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

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Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect
I have a confession when I was like 5 and couldn't hear very well I thought Preminger from barbie princess and the pauper was called "Predator" and then at target saw the movie "Alien vs. Predator" and tried to get my mother to buy it bc I thought it was the sequel
ALIEN VS PREMINGER
LMAO whO WoULd WiN
you BOIL miette??? you cook her like the soup???
Lololol
When git gud just isn’t enough anymore it’s time to
When that doesn’t work either
Looking after oily skin in the sunshine☀️
Here in Wales it is absolutely boiling outside at the moment - something we’re not quite used to here at all! Now the weather is heating up and it’s time to slap on the sunscreen more often, it can be tricky keeping oily complexions cool and balanced. Here are some quick and easy tips for dealing with this very problem 👇
1. Get your foam on 🧼
To start the day off as squeaky clean as possible, use a gentle, foaming cleanser in the morning. This will dissolve oil and impurities while leaving your skin feeling cool and soothed before hitting the hot sunshine. Look for cleansers containing charcoal, clay or salicylic acid to give your skin the head-start it needs.
2. Tone it up
There’s nothing more refreshing than whipping out a bottle of cooling spray to use all over while you’re on holiday after a long day at the beach. While we’re not able to venture out further than our front door at the moment, you can recreate that same instant relief by using a spritz toner throughout the day. Simply spray the toner over your face for a quick pick-me-up which will leave your skin feeling hydrated and mattified in seconds.
3. Powder your nose (and face!)
A priceless discovery I made a few years ago was powdered sunscreen. Instead of lathering myself in thick creams that leave me as shiny as a disco ball, this alternative formula makes my skin matte and healthy-looking. I like to top it up during the day with a spare powder brush, which means it also doubles up as a translucent powder over make-up. It’s a win-win!
4. Get a little help from your tools
I’ve recently added a muslin cloth and silicone cleansing brush to my daily skincare routine. I use the muslin cloth with micellar water and the silicone cleansing brush with my foaming cleanser, and they’ve both enhanced the efficiency of my skincare products massively. They can help with skin texture as well as providing a deep clean - something we all need after sweating in the sun. I also use a Face Halo to remove my make-up at night, which gives a gentle yet powerful cleanse after a long day.
5. Blot it out
If you’ve been busy tanning outside and you’ve got a video call coming up with an employer, teacher or best friend, blotting papers can bail out oily skin in no time. They’re a quick and easy way to mattify oily hot-spots like the T-zone, and they don’t make your skin feel clogged up in a way re-powdering with make-up can. On top of that they’re incredibly cheap too, so they can benefit anyone and everyone.
Reblog to save a life
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Finalllly found itttt
When Arthur asks Merlin where he’s been all day
When Arthur asks Gaius
what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock
Don’t forget about this one.
It gets weirder…
That last one is fake
it's just so baby horseshoe crab
so true lol op I agree with you. Full heartedly
Kid you not, thought they were presenting a piece of shit 🤣
sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say
the latest dispatches from room 156
happy monday folks
room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!
a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020
2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet
have not updated this post in a while so here, enjoy some room 156 content in these trying times
sorry if you find updates to this post annoying but this is my tumblr and I’ll be as annoying as I want baybeeeeeeeeeeee
there are only 7 school days left and I’m feeling Emo™️ about it so here are some room 156 tweets
Pftttttt
girl what
Look guys, it's not that hard.
Tumblr???
when mitski said ‘and I was so young when I behaved 25, but now I find I’ve grown into a tall child’, and when marina said ‘I can’t open up and cry ‘cause I’ve been silent all my life’ and when anne carson said ‘to feel anything deranges you. to be seen feeling anything strips you naked. in the grip of pleasure or pain doesn’t matter’ and when when lorde ‘what about the kid? it’s time the kid got free’ and hozier said ‘i need to be youthfully felt ‘cause God, I never felt young’ and adele said ‘everybody tells me it’s ‘bout time I moved on, and I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young’ and when benjamin alira saenz said ‘I’d been born knowing to hide what I felt’ and then later ‘summer was supposed to be about freedom and youth and no school and possibilities and adventure and exploration. summer was a book of hope’ and then also ‘she summer sun was not meant for boys like me. boys like me belonged to the rain.’ anyway
wouldnt hurt a fly
[based on this]
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.
Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it
For all my call center readers.
shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it
is this post an example
art-of-swords: Rapier | 19th century | European | Source
Pretty stab stabs
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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