The One, The Only, SaphiraPorter

T-mania, the only one around. big nerd. lots of swearing, gaming, and memes. Doctor who, good omens, (maybe just whatever David Tennant is in), books - especially Brando Sando ones.

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

[give-grian-rights]

its 6am and i am LOSING my shit over the delivery of that guy. my lord

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT

[5cythz]

I actually learned how to properly use em dashes due to everyone blaming chat gpt for them and holy frick I love them. They’re mine now. And Oxford comas. You can’t have em.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[the-invisible-self]

It gets better.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[barillapasta]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @dracolunae

hey anything to get those potato stats amirite chat

text: I was actually using an advanced technique called “lying”

[missmorwen]

The like heart just turned into a pumpkin on a Halloween post. Best easter egg ever

Edit: Just tested it and the post needs a halloween tag for it to work

[vals-lente]

Everyone reblog this with the hashtag halloween to pass on the fun!

[martinsharmony]

You have to tap the like for the pumpkin to show up fyi

[fanfix]

[kaerujaki]

How many seconds in eternity?

[my-ny]

Doctor Who text posts: Twelve edition – pt. 5

[sophsun1]

Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[saphira-porter]

Omg it's me everytime I leave my house

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[evaconly]

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post

[the-haiku-bot]

“She matches her new

blankie” is an official

joy and whimsy post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astrangertomykin]

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

[astrangertomykin]

Oh bother.

[dggeoff-deactivated20161128]

im deleting this fucking website

[best-chance-deactivated20161213]

It took me a minute

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

[facts-i-just-made-up]

My take from like 2012

[girlmostlikely]

This is insane

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.

[gorefudge]

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

I'd like to say "this will find its audience" but the truth is I just didn't know how to tag this

so either it'll find its audience or it'll get like 0 notes

[dialupmodern]

[cardboard-crack]

[solitairians]

a woman on buffy ordered a coffee and pie and it was $1.92...... one dollar and ninety-two cents....

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Fuming