enjoyer of books & women

I mostly just reblog stuff but sometimes I post something I thought vaguely amusing 20 (she/her) Currently reading: This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone

[gothinkdexign]

[lesbianvampyress]

digital doodle of kira <3 try to spot the difference

finally got my tablet to work so here's a digital version of my pen sketch <3

[demilypyro]

hmm. could I? I wonder.

[demilypyro]

[arend-8000]

[frogf1shing]

Shalvis Week Day 2 - Memory

I haven’t finished Future Redeemed yet so no spoilers pls but this scene had me screaming. Hello girl I mean they

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[trashgremlen]

hi homos i bring more

[frogf1shing]

Shalvis Week Day 1 - Fantasy AU

GRUHHH I am late but i am here. Hello my blessed Shalvis warriors

[bubblegum-magnesium]

[rockergiirl]

master snief

[ey-yo]

master snief mind explaining what youre doing sneefing that snorf?

[rockergiirl]

sir, finishing this sneef

[mr-foods]

i finished portal 2 the other day and i've been permanently affected

[teaboot]

Unfortunate truth: There are times at which, silent walker who occasionally delights in accidentally spooking people, you must be very careful to NOT move like a gentle summer breeze along the rooftops

These scenarios may include:

Moving around folks who are already spooked or easily-startled

Approaching people who you absolutely do not want to alarm, such as people with poor spatial awareness, people experiencing paranoia or a panic attack, folks who are very focused on a different thing, people handling dangerous chemicals or machinery

When you very urgently need to get somewhere and there are people in your way

Any other time when you require others to be aware of your presence and location

Sincerely,

-Quiet walker who wears big stompy boots on purpose

[chryza]

You know what yeah sure ill give it a shot.

[chryza]

No midroll ads and it’s just a polite man playing hitman with meditative music in the background this is actually just insane enough to be my new favorite thing to fall asleep to

[chryza]

“Now I will drop this man here and quietly snap his neck. The Mackerel claims its first victim” okay I’m here for life.

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[daysleftofsecondterm]

happy Wednesday the 12th on 892 days left

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[natural-blogarithm]

[source]

[bayesic-bitch]

oh... that can't possibly be pareto efficient... that's scary...

[pitbolshevik]

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

[pitbolshevik]

mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.

[pitbolshevik]

my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes