Life and other things

hey I'm Ty Hows it goin

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[importantcatpics]

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[animentality]

[animentality]

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[filmphotofranz]

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[sweetfears]

Too funny to leave in comments @inkskinned

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[beggars-opera]

I love tumblr because it's the only site where I can look at something for 5 seconds and not have the website decide then and there that this post is my new special interest and should take up 95% of my feed. God forbid I'm on facebook and get momentarily confused by a photo of a hairbrush or some shit and suddenly my entire internet experience is 527 variations of the Dull Women's Club

[thememedaddy]

[qcharlie]

there's nothing more radiant than a trans person's smile and you must dedicate your entire life to making them occur as often as possible. it is non negotiable