just another face in the crowd

Sherlock, Captain America, omgcheckplease, The Witcher, and Teen Wolf. I'm saveourtiredhearts on AO3.

[subcultureblues]

no i REFUSE to get on board with mindfulness guru/licensed therapist/secure attachment-style Svetlana Vetrova. emotionally stunted duo that is literally soOooOo Russian they never learned how to establish a kind of intimacy not onioned in 12 layers of cool, ironic detachment.*tearing up slightly* “i think i might almost miss you when i move to Boston” “Ew. Anyways. for unrelated reasons i have accepted a job offer in Boston”

like the Svetilya friendship is literally so enduring because they are each others Emotional-Support Enabler. they would feel so betrayed if bestie actually pushed them to open up about their (gross) feelings. when one of them looks too sad the other drags them off to a bathroom and lovingly racks up a line. Here baby do some designer drugs abt it. offered escapism as a love language. quit being passively suicidal and dress like a slut bcs we’re going out! I know you crashed hard out of the Olympics BUT, I brought you this twink as a consolation prize. *google calender alert for the anniversary of Well, You Know* cancel everything we’re weekending in Miami. Why don’t we fuck til it turns both our brains off. Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella, I Am Here For You.

[shanehollandergirl]

ILYAWEEK DAY 3, favorite quote: heated rivalry, chapter 27

[swagsmeister]

afternoon stroll

[normal-about-hollanov]

incomplete list of things hollanov realize about each other after their first summer

- Ilya's hair gets impossibly blonder with all the sun

- Shane's freckles become darker and more defined

- ilya does NOT tan his Slavic ass is burning

- shane has a ridiculously specific brand of sunscreen and REFUSES to use anything else (this will be forced onto ilya IMMEDIATELY following the first burn of the season where shane realizes with horror ilya does not believe in sun screen)

- ilya behaves like a child at the pool the moment he gets anywhere near water (including the bartering begging and pleading to not have to leave)

- shane is a fiend for popsicles. low cal sweet treat without having to eat ice cream. perfect. they stain his (and later ilyas) mouth for an entire afternoon

- the only kitchen appliance ilya can operate with any kind of competence is a microwave

- there is exactly one kind of kitchen appliance shane does NOT own. hey. wanna guess what it is.

- when Ilya's actually got all his shit his curly hair routine is EXTENSIVE. they are equally high maintenance individuals. just in different ways.

- their first summer together where theyre allowed to touch each other how they want where they want is the beginning of the realization they're both insanely clingy individuals. they will never recover.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[flyora]

shall I add a description here?

[digital-nocturne]

Pre serum steve dressing up pretty for his fella.

Thank you @stucky-forlife for the idea of putting Steve in the showgirl outfit!!

I decided to draw this instead of dinner, time well spent.

IMAGE THIS ART IS BASED ON DOWN BELOW!!!

[lowlycrowley]

ach I’m never gonna finish this and it’s been too long, so here’s the half done painting inspired by Heal Thyself & based on The Agnew Clinic by Thomas Eakins

[dewitty1]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Heal Thyself by astolat @astolat

"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

[astolat]

So cool!

[merlinoutofcontext]

[thealogie]

[cloudabserk]

based on this post:

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[a-very-distinctive-blog]

[midnights-dragon]

[hollandar]

Hudson Williams, #1 Shane Understander

I think Shane was a character who, soon as I read him, made all the sense to me. I felt immediately a kinship and an ownership over Shane. I was like, “I need to be the only person to tell this story. I get it. I want to be the person to be Shane and I want to spend time with him.” [x]

(sources below)

PANEL 1 Out

PANEL 2 (fear/desire) The Permanent Rain Press

PANEL 3 (vegas bathroom) Numero Netherlands

PANEL 4 (tears) Harper's Bazaar

PANEL 5 (ilya inverse) Teen Vogue Image: [x]

PANEL 6 (additions) (4 gifs) Numero Netherlands Entertainment Weekly

PANEL 7 (good job) Them

PANEL 8 (dichotomy) eTalk CTV CBC News Images: [x] [x] [x]

PANEL 9 (cottage home) Variety

PANEL 10 (heart eyes) Timid

PANEL 11 (evolution) Much Image: [x]

PANEL 12 (yuna) Variety

PANEL 13 Timid Numero Netherlands Out Image: [x]

[thisfeebleheart]

Hudson and Connor outside the Vanity Fair Oscars after party

[aslongasitsblack]

i know ilya is dyyyyying to bling shane out he’s typing cartier dot com into his iphone the moment he gets out of shanes car from the cottage after they get married he buys shane a four carat engagement ring that he knows shane will never ever wear but he likes to bring it out occasionally and slip it on shanes finger when they’re cooking so shane’s ring finger is weighed down while he’s chopping carrots into oblongs he one time is seriously in dm talks with an instagram chain artist to get shane an iced out cuban link with ‘24’ in diamonds before shane talks him out of it saying its literally a down payment for a house and ilyas like baby you are worth it. you are worth more. yuna and shane have that conversation from gilmore girls where shane is like “he bought me this bag…i think its called a birkin” and yunas like “a birkin bag? a birkin bag! a birkin bag for shane…” shane goes home and is like dont buy me fucking million dollar purses and ilya sulks that he’s spent years putting down money with his sales associate at hermes to get this opportunity shane asks if he bought all his girls a birkin and ilya very seriously responds you buy dior for your hoes. you only buy your wife a birkin. when shane finally breaks through his prison of masculinity he wears a tasteful curated selection of jewellery (a paperclip chain bracelet, a t-bar necklace and his wedding ring) that he only finds out the collective price of when a twitter account does some googling and finds out he’s wearing hundreds of thousands worth of white gold. shane’s version of this is wordlessly paying ilyas parking fines as they come in the mail

[clytemnestraaa]

iiiii think shane and ilya’s opposite trauma in regards to control is neat. ilya is an abused kid who is never in control and who is always forced to grovel to those more powerful around him, gritting his teeth and begging and rolling over and doing tricks for any scrap of care thrown at him. he’s digging his nails into his palm his biting his tongue he’s keeping his eyes on the ground. he’s constantly forced into submission because that’s the only safe choice. and shane is the opposite, he’s told that the only way he can deserve and earn care and respect and love is through demonstrating perfect control and being the masculine ideal of the self sufficient individualized hero, he’s only safe when he’s the one calling all the shots and taking all the responsibility. and of course they both hate it because nobody can live in absolutes the way they’re forced to, and then along comes a guiding angel called BDSM that saves lives