Selene-Blackburn

[ilyannarozanova]

I adore that in the hospital Shane's heart rate goes down instead of up when he sees Ilya. I know a racing heart is common around someone you're attracted to but the lower bpm reads as him feeling so comfortable and safe that even his perpetually active sympathetic nervous system calms tf down. And this is when he's actively concussed with a broken bone btw!!! Holding Ilya's hand physically reduces Shane's stress so much his heart rate drops 20bpm and his oxygen saturation goes to 100%. That's insane. Forget whatever medications they had him on Ilya is his drug of choice for sure

[ragehangover]

what i think about a lot is like. ilya telling shane that he talked about being queer w troy and implying he wanted the opportunity to tell someone else about their relationship. and shane’s completely understandable response being hey erm. troy barrett the known bigot and bestie of a rapist? that troy barrett? and rather than explain literally anything ilya ends the conversation like this:

[raccoonspew]

Ilya Rozanov with a mommy kink HEAR ME OUT!!! Okay so he’s in denial. In Boston when he was sad he would subconsciously seek out dramatically older women and take them home, have an uncharacteristically sweet/caring night with her, and cum the moment she calls him her sweet boy.

He shoves it down very very far when he starts dating Shane.

But maybe he has a terrible day and he feels like he can’t get out to bed, let alone take care of himself. And maybe Shane is so sweet, and coaxes Ilya into the shower and washes his hair for him. And Ilya wants to collapse with the overwhelming love he feels, and Shane’s hands feel so fucking good massaging shampoo into his curls, and Ilya feels himself start to slip beneath the surface and into a headspace he’s avoided for years.

And then they’re on the bed and Shane is letting Ilya lay completely on top of him, stroking his hair and scratching his scalp and whispering nice things in Russian. Shane is being so sweet, so fucking caring, that Ilya just has to bite him right on the chest. He leaves a pretty little indent and eventually finds Shane’s nipple, and latches right on. Shane doesn’t yelp or tell him to stop. So Ilya sucks, blinking up at his husband every once in a while with glassy eyes.

Ilya doesn’t even notice himself getting hard he’s so focused on suckling. Shane tugs him gently to suck the other side and rubs his back. Hes being so sweet. Shane is so sweet. And Ilya is floating, completely taken care of. Shane is praising him, and then because of some kind of divine intuition, he murmurs something using words he only learned recently. Ya tak sil’no tebya lyublyu milyy mal’chick. I love you so much sweet boy.

Ilya doesn’t even think before he replies quietly with ya lyublyu tebya mama.

Shane goes still for a moment, but Ilya doesn’t notice. He’s too busy rocking his dick forward against Shane’s thigh, humming and sighing, and it feels so good, and he’s acting only on instincts when he reaches down to jerk Shane off too.

They both cum with shuddering gasps shortly after. Shane cleans them up, and only then does Ilya open his eyes and realize what the fuck he just did. He sits up quickly and tries to get a grip. “Fuck, Shane, I’m so sorry I — fuck.” Ilya’s crying too now, which is even more embarrassing. But Shane shushes him and holds him and tells him it’s so okay and he didn’t mind over and over again.

After, Ilya feels like kind of a pervert and he should definitely talk to his therapist, but it was nice to sink into something that felt so safe…and it felt really good…and Shane was into it…….

Anyway it becomes maybe a monthly-ish thing. They fuck about it.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

they don't have a problem with showering together at the locker room actually because they don't need to hide or rush or use it as an excuse for sex. shower sex was never really about the shower it was just so shane could moan as loud as he wanted in hotels without people in the other room hearing. now they actually use the shower to debrief and gossip and just talk about the game they played and strategies. the problem actually is both of them losing track of time because they’ll just stand there sharing the shower and chatting like they’re at home and then shower together again at home and talk about all the things they couldn’t in the locker room. it doesn’t mean they don’t have sex shower anymore, it’s just they can have sex in more comfortable places and showering together is now bonding time

[lotstradamus]

#They're just both standing there naked in lukewarm low pressure water like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️#kind of sort of yelling to be heard over the sound of the water #And they're jocks so the Dicks Out of it all is something they have GENUINELY been desensitized to since puberty #Not to mention the fact that spousal nudity sometimes reaches a level of intimacy where it circles back around to being platonic #(In that it's like. Your body is mine and my body is yours and there is no part of you that I haven't seen) #So they fully do not realize that they've been standing there for half an hour. just gabbing. #The rest of the Cens don't even care either because they can HEAR Shane (again he is yelling) and he's just going on about like. #Fucking Corsi numbers or something.

[grabmyboner]

ok but ignoring the fact they just forgot to cover hudsons lil gun hip tattoo let’s actually say shane has that tattoo. he got it when he scored his first hat trick and got so fucking wasted with the team for the first time ever that they convinced him to let one of their girlfriends give him a tattoo to celebrate and he’s like okey in his lil drunk haze of being around so many people but so happy and full of adrenaline and when this girl asks what he wants he goes “a gun” and someone calls out “why!” and he smiles coly and is like “because I’m a good shot” and everyone’s hootin and hollerin and someone grabs his shoulders and is shaking him and messing up his hair and he’s laughing along and then after a minute the girl comes with a little sketch of a gun and goes “where do you want it?” and he starts to freak a bit because oh is he really going to do this and then the girl is like “what about on your hipbone? that’s hot” and she obviously flirting even shane realises that but then an old timer on the team (bros like 29) that shane secretly has a crush on is like “hell yeah rookie, girl is right that’s hot as fuck” and shane just nods in agreement and then he’s being positioned by the girl and suddenly his sweats are pulled down below his hipbone and a stencil of the gun is pressed to his hip and he doesn’t really remember much after that but he does remember waking up with it and thinking i wonder what Rozanov will say and then pinching himself at that thought.

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[specterthief]

humbling

[specterthief]

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

[i-fear-gritty]

can we go back to the fact that suckin on your coworkers nipple is pure crazy work

[grabmyboner]

[touches the ground gingerly] i can feel it… the vibrations of simulated sex between two massive men smashing their bodies together in Canada….. all is right in the world

[boitterfly]

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️little spoon ilya in s2🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[kosmogrl]

[scoobydoomed]

[themoonandmyman]

[selenelinh-blackburn]

I don't watch a lot of Marvel so I found Florence Pugh's russian accent in the new spiderman so jarring and unnatural (no hate to her, she's an amazing actress)

And throughout that entire scene all I could think about was how amazing Connor Storrie is.

Also made me realise that henceforth unless the plot and character's acting isn't really gripping, all russian accents are gonna take me out of the movie and make me think of Connor

[perlukafarinn]

One of the rookies on the Centaurs asking the guys on the team for advice on this girl he's been trying to date. He can't tell if she likes him and is just nervous about taking it to the next level, or if she's trying to let him down easy and he hasn't been able to pick up on it.

He doesn't get much useful advice and soon the guys are arguing about how long you can pursue someone before it starts getting pathetic. Holmberg is at one end of the spectrum at two weeks ("We're rich professional athletes, man, we shouldn't have to try that hard.") and Wyatt Hayes is on the other at three months ("Maybe she likes you but just doesn't want the WAG lifestyle. You need to prove to her that you see her as a person with her own goals separate from yours.")

Then someone notices that Ilya, despite his wealth of experience, hasn't chimed in yet and asks, "What do you think, Cap?"

"Two years."

The entire room goes still.

"What?"

"Two years," Ilya repeats, completely unashamed. "Is not pathetic to go for what you want. Not if you think they're worth it."

In sync, every person in the room turns to look at Shane, who's pretending to fiddle with the laces on his skates, looking pink-faced and vaguely pleased.

Finally, Holmberg turns to the rookie. "Okay, I guess two years is fine if it's Shane Hollander. Is your girl Shane Hollander?"

The poor rookie has no response to that. His girl is, indeed, not literally Shane Hollander.

"Man, gay people move different," LaPointe mutters.

"This is not a gay thing," Troy objects. "This is a Rozanov and Hollander thing."

[mutinsfromthemoon]

they’re sitting side by side in the bench, third line is on the ice. shane is without his helmet and ilya took of one of his gloves and is stroking shane’s hair. shane is so used to receiving affection from his husband that he’s not minding at all even though they’re in the middle of a game right now. he’s focused on the game while his husband is showing him affection but without realizing he turns toward ilya’s hand, takes it, kisses the palm, and turns back. ilya keeps stroking his hair and then laughs and mutters “fuck”. noticing that something went wrong shane looks back and asks “what’s up?” and ilya nods upward and shane follows the direction his husband is pointing and comes face to face with his own face on the jumbotron. he goes “shit” and looks back at ilya and they both laugh and ilya says “at least harris will be happy about this”. harris and a million people.

[scunthotter]

Tuna melt au where Shane starts freaking out and so to distract him Ilya is like "I got the marble imported from Turkey, custom cut by a local contractor here in Boston" and Shane wants to have a freak out but he's always wondered about the quality of marble from Turkey, he got his counters from Italy and China but he saw options from Turkey and Brazil and wondered. He really should go, but now he's wondering if Ilya will answer his other questions like who was the architect that built this house and where did ilya find that tile that's in his guest bathroom. Basically Ilya using Shane's real estate fetish to keep him from running out during the tuna meltdown.

[themoonandmyman]

I think that genuinely would have worked in the sense that the utter insanity of the segue would shock Shane out of his panic attack.

Like he’s just cum, his brain is soup, the beast of heteronormativity is breathing down his neck, and he says,

‘I can’t. I can’t do this.’

and Ilya just replies

‘The light fixtures in the kitchen were imported from a designer in Spain.’

….

….

‘What?’

and now he’s so confused he can’t possibly leave.

Ilya Rozanov voice NEVER LET EM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE…

[selenelinh-blackburn]

This is like those crying baby videos but they instantly stop crying in shock when a cold piece of cheese slice is thrown at their heads.

So I imagine when Ilya realises this, he is urgently diving into interior specifics. All the specifics about his Boston house and he's digging up pictures of his old Moscow home because Russian architecture is foreign to Shane and he knows he'll like it. So he saves all his knowledge for when Shane is freaking out and just randomly throws these facts at him and Shane is just like

[selenelinh-blackburn]

Now that I'm done with giggling and smiling at the new Hudcon pics, looking at them again and remembering how much I dislike those knee length denim skinny shorts that Connor is wearing.

I don't know why but I find them so ugly. They reminds me of capris which i equally hate.

I still have a similar old pair from early 2010s but I'm never wearing those again.