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Confession: My Shepard is such a thirsty bitch for The Illusive Man that, when she sees him at the end of Mass Effect 3, she wants to know how far the Reaper modifications go... And by my Shepard I mean me. I'm that thirsty Cerberus bitch the Council warned you about.

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So basically, I just spent the last half an hour shopping together a Hackett ringtone for my Droid, where he gets angry with me the longer I let it ring. I’ll never let calls just go to voice mail ever again.

neairaalenko

Oh my God

infriga

One of my favourite Leverage tropes is when some goons are threatening a member of the team and Eliot just comes out of nowhere from off screen or around a corner, sometimes even when he wasn't anywhere nearby in the previous scene, as if he was summoned like a pokemon coming out of a pokeball. Eliot I choose you.

beardedmrbean

omniblades-and-stars

*through clenched teeth* my chapters can be as long or as short as I want them to be. This is MY story

thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

sephraem

See him face? GOOD LUCK!

#always reblog see him face

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

involuntaryorange

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

son-of-a-tenth-place

CAT PARADE IS BACK

cricketcat9

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

grogusmum

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

oonajaeadira

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

sephraem

Hey you.

Yeah you.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Have a kitty parade.

Cause you’re awesome.

dirtybiowareconfessions

Confession: The Illusive Man is beautiful

sanguinemoonglitch

I've been wanting to do this for ages. I finally did it.

lord-kitschener

thedreadpiratecam

Why he light skinned?

yourladyindank

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

fancynewaddress

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

lookwhathappenedtomack

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

lets-talk-about-sects

Oh no

the-golden-ghost

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.