he's a 10 but his name starts with a j

joseph/seph - he/xe/fir - more active on @goldensoul-ffxiv

[dogposts]

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[bumblebeerror]

I also feel the need to point out to Europeans that the Big Drink isn’t actually meant to be consumed in one sitting. Just like Americans have leftovers culture at restaurants, we also have Big Drink culture where the Big Drink is consumed over several hours.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that's less terrifying than pinecones with cordyceps, which is what I first thought I was looking at

[neimana]

Abyss corrupted Neuvillette

[keepinventory]

HEY, YOU!

DO YOU LIKE OLD COMPUTER GRAPHICS?!

did you like ANY of these photos? would you like to see HUNDREDS MORE OF THEM?! with THOUSANDS OF UNIQUE TEXTURES?! ALL FROM FUCKING DECEMBER 15TH, YEAR 2000?!

NOW YOU CAN!!!

THERE'S ALSO A BUNCH OF CLIPART FROM 1997 IN .WMF FORMAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT, BUT YOU MIGHT!

STILL not convinced???? LOOK AT THE DISC THEY CAME FROM!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!??!?!?!?!?! DON'T WAIT! GO LOOK AT THOSE JPEGS... TODAY!

[saturniandragon]

A new method for bypassing face scan age verifications.

PrivacyPuppet — Interactive 3D Avatar

Real-time interactive 3D human avatar with face tracking, blinking, and jaw animation. Built by PrivacyPuppet.

Interactive 3D avatar viewer with real-time head tracking, jaw animation, and idle breathing. Built with Next.js, React Three Fiber, and Thr

This should work on any web browser.

Use your mouse to control the head angle. Press M to toggle mouth open/close.

Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.

It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.

Stay safe.

[vergess]

(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)

[the-haiku-bot]

(That’s an uppercase

i to hide the UI, not

a lower case L)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[giggstheghoul]

RWBY Redraws 1 (2024)

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[planetarytransformation]

if i was in charge of pitching lesbian heated rivalry i'd do a c4t kickboxing drama. young upstart black british muay thai fighter gets her shit knocked in by some racist female conor mcgregor type. retreats to thailand to lick her wounds and train for the comeback. she meets a woman in bangkok recovering from surgery who's like you know i used to be a champ and the girl is like i've never heard of you and she's like yeah i was a men's kickboxing legend but they kicked my ass out when i transitioned. now i'm bitter and jaded and would love nothing more than to make you my avatar of vengeance against the establishment that used me up and ruined my life. this club has everything: 1) antiracist revenge arc 2) toxic coachplayer lesbianism 3) neopussy 4) 30 year minimum age gap and you better believe they fuck NASTY. does anyone have several million dollars i can borrow to make this

[dogpuppy]

[70sscifiart]

Detail from ‘Blast Off,’ by Linda C. Cain and Susan Rosenbaum, 1973, by artists Diane and Leo Dillon

[troznaberius-remade]

jnrr vs rnjr

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[achillesinhighheels]

"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.

[sephville]

@creatingblackcharacters thought of you

[lolita-wardrobe]

YingLuoFu [-Ender Sacred Relics 2.0 Version-] Military Lolita Dress Set

◆ Shopping Link >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/yingluofu-ender-sacred-relics-20-version-military-lolita-full-set_p8928.html

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.