"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
I think perhaps you are misunderstanding the situation here
I like to believe that the man going out to "get milk" is ALSO about to go have an adulterous affair with the milkman, he just never comes back because the milkman is imprisoning his gay lovers because he is terrified of everyone finding out he is bi
I say if we run the milkman out of town on a rail, it will Fix Marriage
I should stop drinking coffee after 5 pm
This particular Milkman was so profligate and so widely feared that although the profession is now extinct his misdeeds are remembered in popular song so that we never forget the dire warning
His Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
