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cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

wannablegendary

REBLOG GAME!

Replace every vowel in ur url with 'oob'

Woobnnioobbloobgoobndoobry

Man this is like a alien name

@ everyone who wants to join

Specific tags coming later, too lazy to do it rn

incomprehensible-comprehension

oobncoobmproobhnsoobbloob-coobmproobhoobnsooboobn

:)

shadowblaster2004

shoobdoobwbloobstoobr2004

does anyone else get a sudden urge to push something off a table?

i-am-a-snom

🥛c ~ ))___)_ ~yawn~

🥛c ,ō))_🗓)_ Alright, what day is it?

🗓c ○`)__)__\__ JUNE 2ND?!

CC °)____\ HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!

cc ň")___\ I'm terribly sorry I'm late by a day..

cc .")___\ it kind of just slipped my mind......

cc ^")___\ But, anyway! I hope that you all have a good time this month!

cc • )___\ Always remember that you can express yourself however feels most comfortable, and you can love anyone you want, or nobody at all!

cc - )___\ legally, of course.. don't be a creep or make other's feel uncomfortable/unsafe..

cc •)___\ The only reason I clarify is because I don't want what I am saying being used as

ccó )___\ "but you said I can love anyone I want!"

cc ō )___\ If you are both consenting to it, it isn't with someone who is still a child while you yourself aren't one (if you're both about a year or 2 apart, like if you're in school, it should be okay for the most part), and you are listening to each other, then it's fine.

cc •)___\ Whether you are questioning, still in the closet, or have already come out, I hope you all stay safe.

cc >.)___\ With the way the world is right now, the last thing I want is for any of you to be in trouble..

cc • )___\ I strongly suggest that, if anyone knows some helpful resources for LGBTQ+ members, that you try to share them so more people can try to get help with whatever it is they need.

cc ò )___\ I know it's scary, but stay strong, stay together, form communities and friendships. No one should feel alone, especially not now. Look out for one another.

cc ò)___\ And I'm sorry this is a bit somber, but like I had said, I want people to be safe. Sometimes you just need to be a little more serious to make sure nothing bad happens..

🥛c •))___)_ I love all of you.

-Snom

cc ' ))___)_ That's supposed to be the Gender-queer flag, by the way. I don't know how well it translates with Tumblr's slightly limited color options.

maxleggy

secret brain trick: look up "maned wolf roar bark" for an instant little dopamine boost

As part of my new mental health policy, no politics may be performed withing a 1000000000000 mile radius of my home

#mental health #sarcastic #but why is it like this?

abortionado

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

cilceon

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

shadowblaster2004

moral debates aside, where is this baby getting the money to buy liquor from?

#baby

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

shadowblaster2004

but they can refer you to other doctors who do those things

#medical #context: their tests revealed that my optic nerve was damaged and I got sent to neurosurgery

corpse-toy

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

beastlyart

Welcome to your appointment at the Specialist! You came here... why? Your "doctor" referred you? Riiiight. Yeah, IDK why you would think that. I don't think you need Specialty. We actually don't even deal with Specialty here. Please immolate yourself on the way out.

bludraws094

get this poll to the percentages listed

90%

6%

4%

Voting ended onApr 30

no cheating. dont tell others what percentages the poll is currently at. HOWEVER, you may lie and say an incorrect percentage, or say if the results are incredibly far from the intended results :)

unyieldingsilence

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shadowblaster2004

current percentages:

[redacted]

Hope this helps!

ominous-signs

has no one submitted the no parking signs on I-95 just outside of St. Augustine for the 22nd??

Official ominous sign sign sign sign sign sign sign si

simplylotus

wait but am I allowed to park there??

shadowblaster2004

what does the sign sign sign sign sign sign sign si say?

Have I ever told Tumblr about the dream I had about pokemon go a while back?

if not, the main thing was a new feature where each player, upon creating their account, could create (as in, design) a champion pokemon. each player could only design one champion pokemon, although they were tradable, so you could obtain more champion pokemon by trading for someone else's champion pokemon, though they were so valuable that this was basically impossible.

this leads into the main events of the dream. As I was out playing pokemon go, a thief stole my phone, traded my champion pokemon to themselves, then gave the phone back, leaving me to try to figure out how to get another champion pokemon so that I could have a somewhat decent team again.

#tw: unreality #pokemon go #tw: theft #pokemon