MCYT Trash

:) I have fallen into the inescapable pit that is DSMP please send help <3

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

[melancholia00]

Just think when Zuko visits babyKorra they would play hide and seek together and he would find her and shout “I’VE CAPTURED THE AVATAR” holding her up like Lion King.

[avagueidea]

Consider also: Zuko picking up little Korra  at some point during their first meeting. Sokka turns around to instantly go, “You finally captured the avatar. Congrats my man.” And Zuko, who is still working on how to treat this new little avatar, just cracks tf up. Little Korra instantly decides she likes this firelord dude, because that laugh feels like the laugh of a friend to her.

[is-that-another-soulmate-au]

You-

[eggsinthewind]

Robots are funnier than us

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[tohru-honda]

PLEASEEEEEEEEE Tell me how the dub cast ripped the pages straight from the manga and brought this whole scene and episode to life

[mysharona1987]

[madgastronomer]

People seem to have forgotten the expression that “a few bad apples” comes from. It’s “a few bad apples spoil the barrel.”

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[aboutiroh]

I know I’ve said this before but Tales of Ba Sing Se had no business being this heart-wrenching and I’m not even talking about Leaves From The Vine, but Momo’s tale

Oh so you’re telling me Momo’s been dreaming about Appa?

And he’s so desperate to find his friend that he sees him everywhere?

That he’s been scared and chased by pygmy pumas? And that he then saved said pygmy pumas even after everything they did to him?

That he curled into a little ball and cried over Appa???

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME TALES OF BA SING SE????

[washingpowdernirma]

Everyone always talks about how sad Iroh’s tale is (and yes obviously I cried) but Momo’s tale ripped my heart out

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

The best T. rex is nonbinary, guys!!!

[greer-art]

I support them

[brainscrewz]

rb if you’re a nonbinary dinosaur, support nonbinary dinosaurs, or if you really want some fucking fries

[skeleton-richard]

Here’s their current profile!

[krystal-prisms]

LARGE M U R D E R B I R D

[neornithes]

reblogging for Leo solidarity

[anexperimentallife]

[queen-mayhem]

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

[arsondotpng]

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

[kittywitted-deactivated20191215]

i have to post this regularly otherwise the universe will blow up

[joshsundquist]

My conversations with children

[marauders4evr]

Okay as a fifth year education major in a wheelchair who is constantly around very curious kids and very paranoid parents, this is single-handedly the greatest video I have ever seen!

[daggers-drawn]

A gentle reminder that accepting disabled people doesn’t mean ignoring their disabilities.

[scloutier]

“That happens sometimes.”

[valtharr]

that’s what I’m always saying: kids, especially young kids, don’t need every detail explained to them. generally speaking, they will accept what a trusted adult tells them. so if you tell them “yeah, sometimes, people lose their legs”, they will just accept that. I mean, they accept a woman with wings breaking into their room while they sleep to buy their teeth from them, but somehow, parents think “yeah, people that are different from you exist” is too much of a concept for them to grasp

[alethiaii]

Basically…It be like that sometimes.