chaos lemon

She/her . a raging bisexual mess

[more-incorect-quotes]

Remus: wow…that’s crazy 

Virgil: damn…that’s whack 

Janus: GUYS I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

[mostlikelytokillyouwithaspoon]

Roman: that’s rough buddy

[cee-of-thoughts]

Logan: *takes vocabular card* Oof.

[more-incorect-quotes]

[definietlynotsatan]

Fowler - Nines, will you do me the honour of becoming my son-in-law?

Gavin - Did you just propose for me??

Fowler - Well someone HAD too.

[lavendersage]

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[gigglygamer]

Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!

[random-fandom-ramble]

Me @EVERYBODY who reblogs this:

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[reeshahasha]

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

What a ride

[buckyeah]

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

l e m o n m a n

[epsilonhybrid]

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

[watercolourferns]

Nice ending for this…

[yuna-dan]

Wow that was a ride

[randomslasher]

fantastic

[therealpancakeo]

holy shit they juiced him

[cutecutejames]

What a perfect example of why I’m sad/glad that I don’t have a twitter

[a-lil-gae]

Ok but also Lemon Man was the one that had no other name thing that identified him. Just two emojis, one of which was a lemon. That’d be like if someone here didn’t stick their name in their bio and got butthurt that they were called some form of their url smh

[the-real-skeletor]

“THEY JUICED HIM”

[animentality]

An epic saga worthy of following to the end; 10/10, IGN

[slipknut]

men will be like “women are way to emotional to be in power” and then try to sue you because you say something they don’t like

[earplover1344]

I was wayyyyy too entertained by this 😂😂 totally worth the read

[shleepy-girl]

Lemon Man: Hur dur, women can’t be CEOs

jj: ok, whatever “Lemon Man”

Lemon Man:

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[dykebluejay]

usually don’t do nsfw, but you gotta admit those are some great tits

[not-tumbling]

@cursed-cactus-things ok, this is the only funny nsfw joke youre allowed to make from now on

[frostworkxfiction]

YESS IT’S BACK ON MY DASH!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR 😂😂😂

[on-orions-belt]

“Don’t mind me, just here petting my dik.”

[galacticrainbowsaz]

I don’t know why this was a recommended post for me, but I bloody love it XD

[blueboltkatana]

ive only seen screenshots of this

[androidtrash800]

*DPD squad at a crime scene*

Nines: *stands next to Gavin*

Gavin: *moves away* Stop standing so close to me asshole!

*Connor and Hank whisper and snicker to each other*

Gavin: What the phck are you two pricks cackling about?

Hank: Two dudes at a crime scene

Hank & Connor: five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!

RK900: *confused* But we are gay.

[lilsansphil]

[king-emare]

Oh shit. I never realized this.

[divine-noire]

This is a depressing reality every 4th of July.

[nabulus]

So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it.

[easternmediterranean]

me if i ever find out any of my neighbors are veterans

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

Hmmm. I mean, just because the army as an institution is flawed and damaging doesn’t mean everyone in it is a terrible person. To paint every single veteran with the same brush is reductive and to make light of the debilitating mental disorders many have just seems wrong. Like yes, fuck the military as an institution completely 100%, but blaming disabled ex-front-line infantry maybe isn’t the best direction for our anger, perhaps.

[erniebilko]

A lot of veterans are poor people who were intentionally targeted by scouting programs coming to their schools starting at age 13, and most of them are worse off coming back than they were to start with… let’s be courteous to folks with PTSD

[nativepeopleproblems]

Don’t be an ableist fuckface. Intentionally triggering someone is disgusting.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I thought people on this godforsaken website at least understood this one basic principal, but apparently not, so let me make it crystal clear: 

IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BE SELECTIVELY PROGRESSIVE 

You can hate Ann Coulter. But if you suggest that she deserves to be raped, you are a misogynist.

You can hate Woody Allen. But if you say he’s part of a Jewish conspiracy or joke about putting him in an oven, you are an antisemite.

You can hate Michael Vick. But you call for him to be lynched or call him the N-word, you are an anti-black racist. 

You can hate Caitlyn Jenner. But if you misgender her, or make comments about her genitalia, you are a transphobe. 

And you can hate the military. But if you deliberately try to trigger veterans with PTSD, you are an ableist piece of shit. 

You do no get to pick and choose which people to treat fairly when it comes to acknowledging and combatting prejudice. 

Not liking a person is not a free pass to disregard anti-prejudicial words and actions. Either you respect marginalized peoples as a whole (even if you don’t like an individual), or you don’t respect them at all. There is no middle ground. 

[letmeleadyoufromsolitude]

If anyone really like, agrees with harassing veterans with PTSD or anything similar, unfollow me right the fuck now. I don’t want you following me.

You don’t have to like the military, it’s massively fucked up but y'all needs understand that most people in the military are victims of propaganda and are usually poor or part of a minority who are taken advantage of in order to join.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

^^^ All of these comments tbh

[etherealharlot]

Mhmm

[fox-bright]

They offered the ASVAB at my HIGH SCHOOL. They CAME INTO MY SCHOOL and said “If you guys take the military aptitude test, you get free donuts and you miss the first half of the day.” They brought in hot dogs. They brought food to a place where half of us were in poverty if not more, and they said, all you have to do is take a little test and you’ll get a snack, you don’t have to come in to school on time (an extra full hour of sleep that morning!). So we did. By the hundreds. My younger brother, a year behind me in school, scored “the highest we’ve ever seen in the whole damn state, son,” and for the next. Three. Fucking. Years. They harassed him. He got phone calls from every goddamn branch of the military. People would show up at our house at random, trying to recruit him. They’d tell him horror stories about how much better it is to enlist than be drafted (as if there’d been a draft in our lifetime!). They called our Mom at work. They sent recruiters to talk to our stepfather, who’d been in the Army, to try to get a handle on my brother’s weak points. THREE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS. My brother is the second child of six. My brother was thirteen by the time he had his own pillow for the first time. My brother was hungry all the time, dizzy from hunger some days–and oh, sidenote, my mother, stepfather and father are all abusive assholes who’d as soon hit you as look at you. Guess what year my brother graduated? If you guessed “May, 2002,” or “almost immediately after 9/11,” ding ding ding ding! The ONLY REASON my brother didn’t join the military, in the end, is that his girlfriend at the time said “If you enlist, I will never speak to you again.” Her dad was a military man, and he was also an abusive shithead, so in her head the two were inextricable. But if she’d said “go for it?” Or if she hadn’t said anything at all? Something like half of the males in my fucking graduating class enlisted. It was better than starving. And a great number of those are dead now. I hate the US military industry. I’m disgusted by the things our military does. But by god I don’t blame our veterans for what was done to them. Rich people don’t enlist. The ones who join the military are the ones who are hopeful that for once they’ll know that they’re getting a meal, not just today but tomorrow too.

[garrettauthor]

Every damn point of the thread.

[lynoth715]

The soldiers are, by and large, as much a victim as anyone else.

[thatspectacularpigeon]

Hate war but respect the poor soldiers fucked up by it

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

THIS.

I’m from a military family. My ancestors were members of the military in Germany in the 19th century, and when they finally immigrated to the United States around the turn of the century, a lot of the men went into the US Army, because it was tradition in my family. It still is. At least one guy from every section of my family has been in the military.

The ONLY FUCKING REASON I said “No” to the military early in life was because I could see the effects of it in the people around me. Both of my parents work at the VA in my hometown. I spent more time in a hospital as a young child than most people who don’t have health issues will in their first 30 years of life. And you know what I saw?

The effects of war. I saw veterans suffering from PTSD every day, yet they always put on a smile for me and tried to sugarcoat when I asked about the military because I was an 8 year old. At age 8, I was being steered away from the military by a bunch of people who had been victims of the US military, yet I still didn’t know how bad it could get.

And then my mom got transferred to the mental health ward of the VA, and I got my first look at what war really did to you. At age 12, I swore to myself that I would never go into the military, no matter what they offered me. I wasn’t going to be like the people I grew up around. Oh, they were lovely, kind individuals for the most part, but they’d warned me to not make their mistakes, and I agreed that I wouldn’t.

Oh yeah, I got recruitment officers. I was a band kid from a military family, of course I got just about every branch trying to convince me to join them. I said no every time.

I had to say no to a guaranteed paycheck that would allow me to play clarinet. I had to look a Marine officer dead in the eyes and tell him I’d rather risk not having the money for food than join the military. All because I grew up seeing what could happen to me if I had joined.

So really, be anti-war. Be anti-military. No one is saying you all can’t. But do NOT be a dick to veterans. There is so much at work here, and sometimes, you’re desperate, and the military has their ways of trying to convince you that they’re the best choice.

Hawkeye said it best. “War is war and hell is hell, but of the two, war is a lot worse.” Don’t be a dick. If someone has PTSD, don’t fucking set it off. Simple. It doesn’t matter if they’re a veteran or a survivor of abuse. If someone has PTSD, DO NOT SET THEM OFF.

[spooderboyandtincan]

Peter and Shuri in a jet going to Wakanda: WE'RE GOING A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP

Tony and T'Challa: *deep sigh*

[more-incorect-quotes]

Janus: it’s not illegal. 

Police officer staring into Janus’s car trunk which is full of snake plushies: it’s just… there’s so much- 

Janus: but it’s not illegal 

Police officer:

[mr-crocodile]

[xxtc-96xx]

[vesuviasfastestcourier]

[enby-life]

@ exclusionists, transmeds, terfs, and whatever else they’re calling themselves now:

[enby-life]

Glad to see this hit 1,000 notes

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

cursed image

[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[carbonatedmustard]

made it with an hour to spare

[izzybutt]

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[antique-scarecrow]

You cannot even begin to conceptualize how furious and yet unredeemably committed I am to finding out what happens next in this fic

[sides-geek]

i-i just wanted to scroll thru tumblr and listen to music but now i’m invested

[incorrect-irish-lads]

Seán: I am what the kids say, “awake”.

Brian: You mean “woke”.

Seán: Yes but that’s grammatically incorrect.

[fuckoffantitrash]

I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today