[dudeyjench]

“Yeah - I’ll walk you to bard class.”

GOT her. TIRELESS RIZ WITH VIP ADAINE AND FABIAN ON THE ASSIST.

MY ESTEEMED PEERS OUR HELLGIRL MAY GRADUATE YET.

[thecherrypitpie]

not enough posts on here about fig finding out about gilear leaving from fabian. like... he just left his daughter without so much as a goodbye

[jq37]

Laughing so hard at the Bad Kids refusing to entertain Fabian's aloof "cool guy" energy at the party. Too cool for Twister with Mazey? OK, good luck with Ivy we're turning this shrimp party into a Twister party. Bagging on Gertie's kind gift of honey? Not only are we going to fail to intervene as she tries to strike you where you stand, we are also gonna buff her and Hex you actually. It's like they all collectively were like we CANNOT validate this energy or he will be INSUFFERABLE.

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[natjennie]

OUAHFGHGHHH that was so sweet.... mazey wanting to break out twister and then being shamed for being childish and fig, a dope ass rock star with a leather jacket and fishnets says "hey, I would fucking love to play twister" like. the way fig is so genuinely kind sometimes. those pictures of punks letting kids touch their mohawk spikes. yknow what I mean?

[soggy-platee]

It’s so fun that for the low, low price of 5.99 a month I can watch a man’s soul die in real time.

[sea-buns]

I. Love. Ragh.

[egberts]

[unhauntng]

there’s something so heartbreaking about the way that d20, especially fantasy high and the seven, talks about fatherhood.

ostentatia and her dad and how he would give anything for her no matter how much it hurts him and her and how he refuses to let anyone do anything for him bc he’s the dad and the one who should be taking care of her.

katja and her dad and how he thought he was doing what was best for her by working all the time, thinking that was better than him being around when really all she wanted was to spend time with him.

riz and his dad and how he idolises him and works through that moment of doubting his father and gets that time with him and it’s so sweet despite how much it hurts them both because seeing him can only be temporary.

liam and his dad and being an afterthought to a father who has so much more to consider than a kid who wasn’t anything like what he thought he would be.

jet and ruby with amethar being a king who has even more to consider but never stopped loving and caring for them for a second and always wanted them to have the carefree and happy childhood he had as someone who never should have gotten the throne.

saccharina and amethar being a father who has so much regret piled on his shoulders but can’t do anything to heal the pain he brought to his daughter except by trying to show how much he loves her and is proud of her.

adaine and a father who didn’t care and jawbone, a father who does, who recognises the rage and pain and anxiety in adaine and never for a second shames her for any of it.

kristen and a father who loves what he wants her to be and can’t accept what she is.

kugrash trying to redeem himself for gabriella but more for his sons and the joy he feels when wally forgives him and the sorrow he feels when he reads davids letters and confronts even further the pain he caused.

kingston and the absolute dream of having langston after years of denying himself in the name of the rest of new york only to understand that happiness for him doesn’t mean no happiness for everyone else.

fathers and all the pain they can bring and all the care they can have and all that they experience too.

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[catboycrucifixion]

[ducktalk]

i love you dropout tv i love you game changer i love you dirty laundry i love you dimension 20 i love you play it by ear i love you make some noise i love you um actually i love you breaking news i love you college humor

[hamable]

I want to rejoice in Ally flying to New York and winning Sam says 2, but I can’t. Sam told Zac to take over the game, and after that Zac never said Zac says Sam takes over the game. The last two thirds of the game were moot. Everyone lost all their points. Zac won.

[byjove]

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

[thelouisfanclub]

Who’s mad about it 😂 Most Anglican-Catholic discourse I ever see is just like

[byjove]

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

[byjove]

priest kink. next question

[mctreeleth]

Good call, focusing your efforts on the priests you CAN fuck.

[cryptotheism]

Every once in a while a trans friend group will have a token cis straight guy. Those dudes are almost always extremely cool, compassionate people who have something profoundly wrong with them.

[cryptotheism]

Y'all the point of this is that sometimes queer people can hang out with a cool straight cis dude who is weird. He's not some secret gay or crypto-bigot. Sometimes dudes are just funny.

[normal-horoscopes]

"oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares"

Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they're all dumber than a box of rocks.

[normal-horoscopes]

"these people can't be this stupid it's a trick of the editing."

It's good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that "demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience" is the group of people who stormed the capital.

[cargopantsman]

Alright.

Now the first post makes sense.

[connie-banana]

I once worked in a pub where the chip oil was so dirty it was black, but the owner never let us change it because oil costs money.

I was like, you know this is going to catch on fire if we don't change it, right?

And he went, no it won't lol don't worry sweetheart.

It caught on fire.

And after I went about shutting off the gas and getting the extinguisher, I came back to him

About

To throw

A bucket of water on it.

So no. While Kitchen Nightmares is probably edited to enhance the drama, those people are absolutely out there and they are stupider than you can imagine.

[thirtynineitude]

the people of new orleans are losing it

[kettleninth]

the people of new orleans fuckin rock