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Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.
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Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!
People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”
That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!
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Went to my little cousin’s first band concert recently, in which she had a trumpet solo. After playing it, she looked over at where we were all sitting and looked so pleased and proud of herself. I want to remember that moment for the rest of my life.
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yk what sure why not.
🥚: scrambled or soft boiled
🥩: rare
🥛: skim
🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?
☕: hot chocolate
oh this is kinda fun heh hope you don’t mind me jumping in para ^^
🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol
🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part
🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it
🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D
☕️: hot chocolate also :3
hehe open tags lol
🥚: probably hard boiled I guess? I typically eat eggs IN things (e.g. fried rice) so I don’t eat just an egg very often
🥩: medium rare
🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses
🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho
☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY
Tags: @beth-unico-offical @theloverislost @that-one-idiot-11 @actually-a-bread-loaf @andimissmylovergirl and open tags if I forgot anyone :D
oo ty for the tag!!
🥚 - poached (on a bagel with bacon and avocado yummm)
🥩 - i don’t rlly eat steak but i’d probably say medium
🥛- sugar free oat milk - i usually only have it in cereal tho :D
🍷 - i don’t drink either but i love mocktails!!
☕️ - omg you get me, i LOVE peppermint tea too!!! like so much my friends want to get me a kettle lmao. i discovered it after i lost my voice and i’ve loved it ever since
tags: @your-local-book-hoarder @obsessive-procrastinator @journal-of-janus @thatfantasynerd @redwinesupanover + anyone else who might like to join!!
thank youuu
🥚- fried
🥩- i’d say medium rare like literally everyone else mostly because i have no idea about steak
🥛- whole milk, it’s just yummy dude
🍷- i don’t really drink but i rlly want to try beer
☕️- coffee, like any time, i love it bitter and i love it sweet it’s just so good man
@too-sapphic-to-function @youngjusticerulez @stxrrstruckk @not-a-gay-fangodess @foundheaven013 @imnotafraidtodisappear + open
thanks for the tag this is rlly funny lol
🥚 - fried or poached (basically anything goey)
🥩 - literally never had steak but it would probably have to be whatever the most cooked version is bc i couldn’t stand it being raw
🥛 - WHOLE MILK THE OTHER ONES ARE WATERY YOU PSYCHOPATHS
🍷 - don’t drink and don’t want to, i did have one really really nice blood orange mocktail once at a gala dinner that i’ve never found again but for the most part i don’t like them either cos i don’t like fizzy stuff
☕ - hot chocolateeeeee
@forestgromlin @sp4ce-n3rd @xoxo-iv @trigona-necrophaga @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @isaisnotstudying @marzielovesbooks @northwxrds @wisegirl42 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer + anyone elseee, i really need to write a list of all the moots i interact with
🥚 - Scrambled
🥩 - Medium
🥛- 2% milk bc it tastes better than the other ones
🍷- I can’t legally have it so idk
☕️ - Peppermint tea
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Tyy for the tagg
🥚 - fried or scrambled with A LOT of cheese
🥩 - medium
🥛- I dont drink milk😞
🍷- im a minor so I dont drink but I probably won’t in the future
☕️ - chamomile tea <3
@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @mrecletic @yellowcleric @kayathebay @chronicallyonlinebitch and open :P
Egg: Sunny side up Steak: idk? tasty? Milk: i’m lactose intolerant alcohol: I don’t drink warm drink: water???
egg: fried
steak: medium rare
milk: 2%
alcohol: i dont drink but sometimes i put grape juice into a wine glass and act like im a professional wine taister (:<<<
warm drink: hot chocolate
@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @marinebiology-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose2854 @pizzapops-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @yearning–offical @untitledoffical @watercooler-offical @sok-offical @the-cheese-official @homeschooler-offical
🥚: omelette with cheese, mushrooms (the fungi not weed), corn
🥩 ribs: i prefer medium
🥛: me no like cow juice
🍷: minor
☕: hot chocolate
tags under cut:
🥚 📫︎ ☟︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ 👌︎⚐︎✋︎☹︎☜︎👎︎
🥩 📫︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎
🥛 📫︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎☜︎👎︎
🍷 📫︎ 👎︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎
☕️ 📫︎ 👍︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎
🥚: ⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔ ⏚⍜⟟⌰⟒⎅
🥩: ☌⟒⋏⎍⟟⋏⟒⌰⊬ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⎍⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⏁⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ‘⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔’ ⍜⍀ ‘⍙⟒⌰⌰ ⎅⍜⋏⟒’ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏’⏁ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀
🥛: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⍜⍙ ⍜⍀ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒
🍷: (⋔⍜⎅ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ⋔⟟⋏⍜⍀ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⊑⏃⎅ ⏃⌰☊⍜⊑⍜⌰)
☕️: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⏁⟒⏃ ⍜⍀ ⊑⍜⏁ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒
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Egg: Scrambled (with cheese and seasoning), scrambled with tortilla, or fried over easy. I don’t like eggs very often.
Steak: No pink or red pieces. Very well done. Congratulations. Burnt.
Milk: any, basically. Whole, %2, I’m not the biggest fan of silk milk, but I’ll drink it. Oh and chocolate and strawberry. Love those.
Alcohol: Minor
Warm drink: No.
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Egg: I did scrambled when I was younger but now eggs make me nauseous.
Steak: I love pink and red pieces. Medium rare. Fatty pieces are heaven.
Milk: 2%
Alcohol: Minor
Warm drink: No.
@highbookwormofthecentury @ren-cerati @astro-nomaly @flirty-anon @mother-spore-missa @/anyone else who would like to join!
Egg: scrambled or boiled
Steak: Medium rare, I think?
Milk: 2%
Alcohol: Minor and also never
Warm Drink: No
join if you wanna! :3
Egg: I’m allergic ToT I used to LOVE scrambled with cheese though, but if I eat them now my hands break out
Steak: Well done. I want a brick.
Milk: does chocolate milk count?
Alcohol: I’m not legally allowed to drink and also the few times my parents have given me a sip it tasted pretty terrible so…
Warm Drink: Peppermint hot chocolate with whipped cream!
@silkieluv @mentallyinsanepenguin @cultured-spaghetti @the-real-pink-ninja @butterfly-teacup @ anyone who wants to join!
ooh thanks for the tag, Lyla! let’s see…
Egg: scrambled (with salt and cheese)
Steak: I’ve never had steak before
Milk: 2% or whole, whichever is available
Alcohol: none. I don’t drink
Warm drink: tea! either earl grey or cinnamon
@elronthemage @the-ellia-west @loftwingofcrimson @deltenner @i-do-anything-but-write + anyone else who’d like to join in!
Ty for the tag! eggs: scrambled w shredded cheese
steak: medium well (ALSO WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD STEAK?)
milk: 2%
alcohol: no, but my favorite mocktail I’ve made was Sierra Mist w creamer, raspberry syrup, and coconut
warm drink: pg tips black tea w milk sugar and a tiny bit of vanilla
tags: @genderless-spiderlily @lunar-l30 @ivysbea @phoenixrainsfire413 @strawbxrrypies @ashess0 @mellohithe-musicdisc @keyriingz @peskybirdonyx @multishipper33 @amillefolium @cee-views @unablebagel @aries0nmars @trafficjamming9 @vividcomet @sparkleblast73 @aspengrovethechaotic and open tags! /nf <3
ooo fun
Egg: probably sunnysid up? Is that what you call it in english??🍳<-that one
Steak: medium rare. It needs to be pink/red.
Milk: uhh i think its like a 0.5 perchent fat???? Idk man i just call it blue milk
Alcohol: illegal
Warm drink: hot chocolate
This one really fucked with my brain to think of the english names
@peskybirdonyx @strawbxrrypies @cee-views @onealonelynumber @starryshroomx @multishipper33 @tabbykai
yeah sure
🥚: none! i hate the texture and the taste and the smell :)
🐮: 2% reduced fat, i also just call it blue milk and had to go check the fridge lmao
🍷: i don’t drink
☕: also hot chocolate! especially peppermint
@sparkleblast73 @snakebird928 :)
Thanks for the tag!!
🥚: Scrambled!
🥩: Well done with a bit of red
🐮: While milk, I need the calcium and it’s tasty! The other ones are so watery. I used to only drink fat free though!
🍷: Uhh so I can drink and I’ve never had a mocktail but I do wanna try beer? I’ve accidentally had a small taste of it here and there but never enough to actually taste it lol
☕️: Caramel coffee or peppermint tea, it’s a tie!
@chickpeathecat @r1neatswalls @thecouncilofdumdums @yourfriendphoenix @flyingducksoup
🥚 - Scrambled? I don’t really care for eggies
🥩 - Medium Rare! Family is all the same lol
🥛 - 2%? Idk normal grocery milk?
🍷 - Screw that, I had a good strawberry and cucumber mocktail tho!
☕ - Hot chocolate with a candy cane or peppermint :3
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Egg: Boiled, sometimes scrambled though
Steak: Well done, I need it well done or else dead
Milk: Chocolate I guess. I just don’t really like white milk
Alcohol: I don’t drink so uhh
Warm drink: Peppermint tea with a spoonful of honey. Yummer yum
Moots moots, let’s see (rin you keep taking mine)
@bitter-bloue @kayla-pl4yz @navyavianspeaks @bloodroses11 @therealmoonagedaydream @whothey7 @javaaddiction
Egg: Scrambled
Steak: no (I hate all red meat)
Milk: 2% (I don’t drink milk typically I just use it in baking)
Alcohol: haven’t had anything good yet
Warm drink: TEA fruity ones
@verdantdrawzstories @tonia-aaaaa @lotus–pond @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @ansleof
Egg: fried, runny if its on something, hard if on its own
Steak: medium rare
Milk: only with sweet things, specifically chocolate (brownies, chocolate chip cookies, etc)
Alcohol: no thank you!
Warm drink: peach tea or hot coco!
@burntouttransgender2 @does-a-nein-hit @honeypine-the-parrot @whisperinglore @d1sc0-1nfern0 /vvnf:3
Egg: Fried but only if its in a sausage sandwich
Steak: Don’t really like steak but i grew up eating well done
Milk: Suspected lactose intolerance, doesnt make me feel great
Alcohol: Nope! Bad experience a couple years ago means i’m not touching the stuff for a while
Warm drink: Redbush tea
@nightingstarlight @gender-is-chaos @sleeping-sounds-zzz @willbee-1 /nf
Egg: I like them scrambled with bunch of cheese <3
Steak: Don’t eat it, too chewy-
Milk: 2%, I have it a lot- sucker for chocolate milk
Alcohol: Underage! But my mom did let me try a tiny sip of rosé a while back, I hated ittttt
Warm drink: Hot chocolate <333
@sleeping-sounds-zzz @deadlyxazul
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Egg: Fried egg with a runny or medium yolk. Hard yolks are gross to me. Also have to be with something cause eggs by themselves are gross to me
Steak: Rare! The rarer the better >:3 i'm a dog-
Milk: drank 2% growing up but now we just have whole milk in the house cause of my little sister so that, vanilla almond (cause milk hurts my stomach and i just ignore it), or flavored (chocolate, strawberry, etc.)
Alcohol: I like alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol- If someone gives me a green apple crown royale mixed with cream soda i will adore you
Warm drink: Hot chocolate is the only thing i like not iced-
@deadlyxazul @willbee-1 @digital-nocturne
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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao
stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️
Goodbye Lince! The most famous cat in the excavations, our dean, has left us. As beautiful as the sun, father of many of Pompeii's felines, an indomitable stray, guardian of the brothel, and a global influencer, he leaves his memory in the photos of our visitors. He was cared for until the very end by volunteers from Archeogatti Onlus. Have a good trip, Lince! Cat paradise awaits you.
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actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.