SlytherLynn

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[1anonyymous1]

nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that

[trigona-necrophaga]

The creature in Mag 86: “Tucked In” would like a word

[jethroq]

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

[5-5-onperiodictable]

- Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London

[annabelle--cane]

everyone has already said this about mag 81 but jon really just spends twenty minutes absolutely laying into himself. yeah I was an egotistical child who was difficult to care for and the adults around me were generally justified in their open resentment and violence towards me because I was so annoying and then my trauma made me super self-centered and uncompassionate towards other people's suffering and no I will not be extending even half as much emotional grace towards myself as I do to the adult who routinely beat me up until I was eight <- jesus christ man.

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[sapphling]

wouldn't it be awesome if you stopped using fatness as a visual shorthand for ineptitude/cruelty/greed/selfishness today

[edgebug]

(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

[strawberry-sweet-vampire]

Oh so when Ella Ashmore finds out her God(s) are false and gets power from a new more Eldrich one to defeat her enemies it's a good thing and she's seen as a hero. But when I, Grace Chasity-

[sm-baby]

Favorite Parent-Child dynamic

[ender-of-the-sender]

[disgustinggf]

[son-of-drogo]

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

Mark’s life was saved because a woman really loved her goats.

And because Lumon is stupid and didn’t realize that making someone whose ENTIRE LIFE is raising goats kill probably her favorite for no good reason might end badly. They gave her a gun and were like yeah this is fine, this is a good plan.

Like I know farmers kill animals they raised and care about all the time, but farmers also get to like, sleep. See the sun. Her whole entire existence, top to bottom, was goats. And Drummond was like yeah kill it, kill as many as I tell you to.

[radio-jupotter]

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

[radio-jupotter]

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

[sketch-cat]

Haymitch and his ducklings

[bethpeaches123]

OH MY GODDDDD ITS PERFECT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vol-au-vending-machine]

Effie is actually not fanservice because she is important to the theme of propaganda in SOTR

Effie is 100% brainwashed AND YET she still hasn't lost her humanity. She believes propaganda completely AND YET she doesn't use it as an excuse to abuse people. Throughout the book, the tributes are constantly dehumanised. But Effie doesn't treat Haymitch that way. She helps the team. She's there for him in the launch room- which Drusilla and so many Capitol citizens would never do.

So there really is no excuse for abusing people, not even "I was lied to" or "i thought i was in the right" or "I was fed propaganda"

You still choose how you interact with people around you and how you treat them.

Thanks for coming 2 my TED talk.

[katnissmellarkkk]

also I love that suzanne wrote katniss and haymitch in first person pov but with coryo she was like “third person for you… you get some distance, creep.”

[long-dramatic-sigh]

I thought it was because the OG trilogy and Haymitch’s are their views on the capitol and their experiences of that world, whereas snow was obsessed with other people’s views of himself, so he got third person because that’s all he ever really saw of himself, too

[foxdoodles]

messing around with some book haymitch designs in preparation for the new book next year!!