[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[mcnostril]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: enchanted chainmail bikini/headband/anklet set

[pukicho]

Puki, why are you at my school

How am I supposed to explain to my students why I laughed at this?

Why are you a real life teacher? I shouldn't be influencing you. You are too important. please think of the children. My followers are mostly programmers and marine biologists. Useless people, you see.

[pukicho]

You are a marine biologist, in a way

[justneckbeardthings]

[types-of-infinity]

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

[monkeywiki]

you wish you were these kids

[bogleech]

Wait WHAT?? Our heart is mostly a flat strap of muscle curled up in a knot?? It can be unrolled and straightened out!!????

[bogleech]

https://medimagery.com/untying-the-knot-your-heart-is-actually-a-spiral/

NO

DOMT YOU DARE!!!

Phew that was cl

GOD DAMN IT

[okwhotookmyusername]

Excellent suggestions phone

[evilwizard]

op are you by any chance a dracula

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[4eyesfreak]

[pukicho]

Just invented Bobe. Expect to find Bobe in the market Q2 2026

[pukicho]

Thank you investors for the billions of dollars

[m0untaingiraffe]

May I ask what does Bobe do?

[pukicho]

We're SO glad you asked! We use state-of-the-art functions to streamline and expand workflow opportunities across the board! Think of us like a "do-better" button, for you AND for your wallet.

[pukicho]

So fucking horrible that it feels real

[everyluxoziatonce]

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

[vilkalizer]

ok

[snova618]

everyone look at my cat again :3

[slitsimp]

sick w/ delusions 🗣️🔥

[yyymmmrrr]

[only-cat-memes]

[alessandriana]

[tamamita]

September 16th 2025

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[tamamita]

The reaction from the Settlers is, of course, as you expected

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one?

[asteroidtroglodyte]