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teathattast

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20th-centuryghost

when you return to an old fandom after a long time and remember your favorite character(s)

huglusted

beeandpupcat

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

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allieinarden

katielynn526

hayamika-deactivated20240815

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

alexandr1te

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

maxineprimal

Can’t forget this gem.

lordoftheinternet

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

not-used-to-being-normal

Where’s the John Mulaney quote

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dementedgnomicwizard

oh good

askaniritual

furblee

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suncrayon

narwhalsarefalling

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michaelburnnham

angry-beibers

niftyanswersorryiasked

wow i love cards against humanity

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

aerylon

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”

Fast forward to the next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.” They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.

And for anyone wondering about the driver… He was fine. His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much.

glyndarling

That is a very satisfying read.

mythwoven

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.