Defender Of All Things Dorky

I'm just here.

[nemurinbeam-deactivated20231218]

Society.

[internetsnorkeling]

Lady Dimitrescu but every time you look at her, her hat gets bigger — Resident Evil 8: Village mod by Kallialee

[bulbabushka]

this is so fucking funny gamers are my favorite people on the planet

[dajo42]

figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[plumslices]

[thesituation]

it’s kind of fun and saucy not having any kind of diagnosis on what my issue is mentally like it’s definitely not all okay up there but i don’t have a name for it so i feel like a medieval peasant plagued by a demon

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[omgweatherunderground]

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

[ranma-official]

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

[sunspotpony]

Monopolygamy.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

[saltwasteland]

You could make a whole polyarmory

[dream-fighter]

@macktheiceman these are your people

[neeteryincorporated]

[thebarrowboy-deactivated2021041]

[here-with-the-dead-deactivated2]

I miss hearing a scream of Moonball! And then the satisfying Thud of the Moonball hitting the wall.

[squeeful]

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

(x)

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[stream]

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[adhd-vibes]

ok but this literally adhd

[the-worm-man]

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

[dragongirltitties]

Attention Deficit Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[switchingtogeico]

USE A DIFFERENT FONT

[getstickbuggedlol]

[getstickbuggedlol]