I'm not real and neither are you

She/They, occasionally He

[winterswake]

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

[solarsytem]

Do you ever think about the fact that from a Christian standpoint, humans are technically just golems with souls, consciousness, and the ability to reproduce?

[anonymous-asexual]

Sorry to be the one to break it to you. If you’ve never experienced sexual attraction, you may be ace.

Like my work? Want to support what I do? Check me out at https://www.patreon.com/anonymousartist or ko-fi.com/anonymousartist to help me out! All it takes is a dollar a month to really make a difference for me!

[diaryofanasexual]

Listen, this is actually kind of how I figured it out. I was asking asexual people about their experiences, and every single one made me think, “wait but isn’t that how everyone is???”

[solarsytem]

Realizing my friends really meant it when they said "I'd do him/her/them" was a real trip. I thought it was just a thing people said about a person they found aestheticly superior.

[solarsytem]

Satanists for the win 🤙🖤😈

[httpcottagewitch]

remember ❤️

@blessthemessy

[solarsytem]

Is anyone else just waiting around to die at this point in their life? Or is that just me?

[everything-is-ace-culture]

I'd love to share with you my project called queer chemistry!! Trying to bring visibility to lgbtqia2s+ folks in science/stem!!

These are so cool, thanks for sharing!

[solarsytem]

I love this 🖤

[ace-culture-is]

Romantic, sex-repulsed ace culture is always worrying that you'll never find love in this sex-driven world because people aren't willing to give up sexual intimacy.

[solarsytem]

My husband literally doesn't understand how to be romantic without being sexual. He literally can't seperate the two, he automatically assumes the end game of romance is sex, like you can't have one without the other.

The struggle is real.

[solarsytem]

I wanna be a rainbow 🌈

[solarsytem]

We all felt like we needed a bit of sun ☀️

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

[angrytexastoast]

[rembrandttheforbiddenone]

This is just the best interaction on the site

[alpha-tequila-uncle]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nitholites]

I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post

[nerdyagony]

this is like bohemian rhapsody if it was a tumblr post

[smallerontheoutside]

that’s it!! I was wondering what this reminded me of and that’s exactly it!

[theweirdwideweb]

not to be intrusive but did you get vaccinated? longer/heavier periods are a newly noted side effect. good luck

t. also becoming the joker

I got the 2nd shot yesterday and I’d already had my period for 8 days. I posted about how I felt sick on fb and a friend of mine said they got a 19 day period after 2nd shot. I am going to require a blood transfusion. RIP

[theweirdwideweb]

Today in "Things they didn't bother telling us about vaginas".

[ichatcomputers]

https://www.thelily.com/can-the-vaccine-make-your-period-worse-these-women-say-yes/

Can the vaccine make your period worse? These women say yes.

No published studies have examined the effects of vaccines on menstrual cycles.

[theweirdwideweb]

If you are experiencing strange menstrual symptoms after receiving a vaccine, I encourage you to participate in this research study.

I'm not out here saying don't get vaccinated, but I'm fucking sick of my body not being included and counted in medical research.

[scienceshenanigans]

I didn't have any of these effects, but passing along for anyone who did.

[squeeful]

don't just fill this out if your menstrual cycle changed. everyone who menstruates should fill it out. otherwise you get skewed results

[gallusrostromegalus]

Getting a large and unskewed sample size is key to any good scientific survey, so if you are a person who has, or has previously had, periods, you should fill this survey out and report your expiriences with the Covid-19 vaccine.

[solarsytem]

Reblogging because I am sooo tired of women's bodies not being included in important medical/scientific studies.

[solarsytem]

Ace culture is your friends sending you a tiktok of what they consider an attractive man showing off his butt, dancing his way to the fridge with the caption "it's always a good time for a snack", and replying back "It is always a good time for a snack" but meaning actual food, not the man.

[ace-culture-is]

ace culture is not understanding why people say s3x is a need because it's just a want (not in the sense that everyone wants it but in the sense that people wont die without it)

[solarsytem]

Literally could not figure out why I had this argument with every boyfriend I've ever had. Joke was me 🙃

[ace-culture-is]

Ace culture is hearing about the term asexual, relating heavily, and then going "nooooo... I couldn't possibly be ace I think that girl at school is pretty"

[boo-topia]

BABE WAKE UP NEW ACE ICON JUST DROPPED

[solarsytem]

It's Perry! Perry the Platypus! 🎶

[themanicnami]

Masterpost of Simple Beginner Friendly Potions

Here is a masterpost of a ton of potions I have in my grimoire that are simple and easy to make with simple easy to get ingredients. 

Tea Potions

Headache Relief Potion

Ginger Root

Peppermint

Lemon Wedge

Steps: Add herbs to hot water and let them steep for a few minutes. Squeeze in lemon then let the wedge and skin soak for another 1 or 2 before drinking. 

Sour Tummy Be Gone Potion

Chamomile Tea

Spearmint

Ginger Root

Spoonful of Honey

Steps: Brew tea then add herbs to it, let them steep for 5 minutes before stirring in your honey counter-clockwise to banish the cramps and sourness in your stomach. 

Deep Slumber Potion

Chamomile Tea

Lavender

Dried Rose Petals/Buds

Lemon Balm

Steps: Brew tea then add in herbs to steep for 5 to 6 minutes, add sugar or honey to taste. Drink slowly before bed in a quiet place.

“Bring Me My Own Love” Self Love Potion

Rose Water or Rose Tea

Sugar

Milk or Milk substitute 

Steps: Brew your tea or warm your rose water. Pour in milk and sugar to taste and stir it clockwise to welcome in your own love. Drink while doing something you enjoy.

Release from a Bad Day Potion

Green Tea

Catnip

Lemon Wedge

Steps: Brew and steep your tea and catnip, squeeze in your lemon and stir it counter clockwise to banish the negativity that the day has given you. Add sugar or honey to taste

Give My Heart Strength Potion

Black Tea

Orange Peel

Honey

Steps: Brew tea and let orange peel steep for 5 minutes, stir in your honey clockwise to bring yourself emotional strength.

Open My Mind Awareness Potion

Black Tea

Cinnamon

Milk or Milk substitute

(Optional) pinch of Mugwort (use with caution)

Steps: Brew tea and add ingredients. Sit in a quiet place and drink the tea slowly while centering yourself and if you can meditate.

Cleansing Potion

Moon Water

Rosemary

Thyme

Steps: Heat your moon water and let herbs steep for a minute or two before drinking. You may add sugar if you desire

Protect Me From Parasites Potion

(protects from psychic and energy parasites)

Moon Water

Rosemary 

Mint

Steps: Heat moon water and steep your herbs for 5 minutes. Drink at the start of your day.

Coffee Potions

Strength For a Big Day

Coffee

Cinnamon

Sugar to Taste

Like a Storm Confidence Potion

Coffee

Hazelnut creamer

Cinnamon

Fresh Orange peel

Spark of Creativity Potion

Coffee

2 Drops Vanilla extract

Fresh Orange Peel

Spoonful of Caramel

Romancing Myself Potion for Self Acceptance

Coffee

Hot chocolate mix

Milk

Red rose petal

To Good Friends Friendship Potion

Coffee

Caramel

Sugar

A cherry

A good friend to share it with

Hot Chocolate Potions

Warm My Bones Happiness Potion

Hot chocolate

Marshmallow/Marshmallow fluff

1 drop vanilla extract

Cherry 

To Get Through Hard Days Potion

Hot Chocolate

Cinnamon

Milk

Fresh Mint Leaf

For Enhanced Energy Potion

Hot Chocolate

Orange Peel

Gem Elixir Potions

Note! Unlike the others, these ones are NOT edible nor should they be ingested! These potions are for anointing or bath magic.

None of these potions are made with the crystals in the water! I ALWAYS put my crystals around a jar or cup of water to charge over night. SOME OF THESE CRYSTALS SHOULD NEVER GO IN WATER!!! So please just place them around your jar of water over night, not in it.

I am Beautiful Potion

Water

Angel Aura Quartz

Clear Quartz

Coconut Oil (small amount)

Peaceful Thoughts Potion

Water

Amethyst

Moonstone

Lavender

A Pinch of Luck Potion

Water

Aquamarine

Sunstone

Spearmint

Divination Improvement Potion

Water

Amethyst

Nuummite

Orange Peels