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Im Maddy. Into both stuff and things. Shoot me an ask if you want to know something

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[natmasthestinkylizardliker]

I'm losing my fucking mind, what a banger, put some dirty bass on that and it would hit the gay party scene like a third plane

[thatbowserguy]

This goes so fucking hard

[demilypyro]

gameoverse seems fun enough. but the cynical feminist in me can't help herself. all the male characters are like, cartoon blobs, which is contrasted strongly by the two major female characters in this pilot, both of whom are hour-glass shaped humanoid women who spend most of their screentime in swimsuits. and like that's not an outright dealbreaker but i *am* staring into the camera with my eyebrows raised.

[demilypyro]

idk i'm getting really tired of this "connecticut clark and malfina" type shit where male characters get to be Silly Abstract Little Guys but women have to be women shaped. it's this male-as-default thing that i hate where you don't need to add anything to a character design to imply male-ness but the woman better have wide hips and booba or else yknow like idk it's not outright Offensive but it is tiring

[another-cliche-title]

how it feels seeing a woman depicted in any media

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

[shane-actually]

my fetish is kindness. and also pits and bush

[shane-actually]

around the 14th century when people loved it so much, they invented the merkin

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[byjove]

dying in a pickleball accident is so hilarious to me, that is almost worse than dying on the toilet

[byjove]

he looks like the kind of guy to die in a freak pickleball accident

[byjove]

If they are assassinated, the right gets to treat them like a martyr and use it as further justification to oppress dissidents. If they die in a freak pickleball accident, the right is too busy telling people it is not funny to actually do anything.

[librarycards]

wild how this is a website full of people whose childhood “friends” only kept them around as irl lolcows, on-call therapists, and emotional punching bags. I’m sure this has done no damage to our collective online landscape whatsoever

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[abigailunderthemoon]

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

[moss-wizard]

[emilyelizabethfowl]

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[indigosfindings]

enough of this. face my Blog Technique

[indigosfindings]

BLOGGER'S BLADE!!!!!!

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[bananaquilava]

[prokopetz]

I love when an author wants to write porn that requires a very specific pre-existing relationship dynamic which is not present in the source material, so before they can write about the ship they actually give a shit about they need to arrange the requisite secondary – and occasionally even tertiary – pairings first. Like, I want character A to fuck character B, but I specifically want it to be cuckoldry, so first I have to sort out which third character C could most plausibly be in a stable but emotionally unfulfilling relationship with B. I want character A to be sexually exploited by a predatory bi4bi couple, but I want to do it within a specific group of established core characters, and none of them are fucking in the source material, so let's identify which characters B and C would make it hottest.

[therealbeachfox]

Then they write that specific arrangement so well everyone else wants to write their own takes on it and within a few years it’s just accepted that C is s terrible lover and characters D and E who never had a scene together in the original material are wacky bi partners in crime who fuck each other and screw over everyone else and anybody who only knows the characters through exposure to fan content is in for a very confusing ride when they finally sit down with the source material.