I'm not sorry. never sorry.

they/them. I do not exist to be perceived. My friends are hot so this is a horny on main account now. Sorry. (I'm not.) (lil sprite in the corner by axelsboredom.tumblr.com; icon by sarcasmprodigy.tumblr.com)

[parkchanwoohoo]

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound

[parkchanwoohoo]

"I swore I'd die for you but now you're dead and I have no conception of what it's like to live outside of my devotion to you but now I've no choice but to learn" is already so delicious. But giving that character "Fumbled a BBW and now has to raise her kid" is so much better. There's umami in this

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

companies giving you food instead of a raise actually works on me because i'm that obsessed with food. you could hold back my class consciousness this way I fear

[innerchildabortionclinic]

every time someone posts a pic of a company meal to complain i'm like fuck that cheap pizza looks good...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[charl0ttan]

calculator app looooves to disguise itself as clock app. shell put on her little makeup and wig and you tap on her and then your all in numbers andd calculations world and you go i didnt want this!!!!!!! and you have to miserable leave and go crawling over to clock app whos a mean old hag whos always waking you up and you think God i wish i was at calculator right now

[netherworldpost]

[charl0ttan]

parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

[charl0ttan]

your mama plays with toy mouse. and feather on stick

[liliumaa]

Still not over this

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[moaccyrk]

Sometimes you're reading funny memes and shitposts in this website and then they hit you with a collective work of poignant art.

[mousidy]

the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests

[mousidy]

[lipt-97]

sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

[ex-riddlecats]

youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

[ex-riddlecats]

im glad other people could relate to this experience. its really annoying because its like everybody expects you to be online all the time in order to understand every reference, but sometimes you need to log off and use your special glue that lets you walk up and down anything

[nat-the-octo]

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

[wildzero]

wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

[faifenaco]

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[gamemakerm]

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

[kookenhakken]

[clowniconography]

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

[onlysushicat]

🥴💕💕💕

[astraldemise]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[astraldemise]

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

[sudorm-rfslash]

[pokefuseme]

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

[nomadiclegends]