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[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[gardeninthevoid]

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

[elucubrare]

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

[warriorsofficial]

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solo-soy-una-simple-terrenal-de]

r.h. Sin

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[pizzapugss]

Fun fact!!

Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!

[psychicbirdstarlight]

Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[soulofwinters]

Next they’ll bitch the millennials killed the soda industry. ...to be clear I’m ok with this.

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[houteian-old-deactivated2020060]

here’s my mini tutorial for clip studio on how to trick people into thinking you’re a very detailed worker

[runningwithhelicopters]

Eyes off the junk, punk.

[carnival-phantasm]

The only way to destroy Disney is tricking them into buying tumblr

[insomniac-arrest]

sounds like one of those classic fairy tales where the fool saves the day by taking advantage of the villain’s greed and then ruining him

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

ophelia: [is so overcome with grief, betrayal, and loneliness that she is driven to suicide]

male shakespearean scholars for 500 years: i hereby diagnose you with…

woman.

[crowandtalbot]

There’s actually a theory that may be the intention, specifically because Shakespeare was trying to call attention to male and female dynamics as stereotyped in his time through Laertes and Ophelia’s reaction to Hamlet’s actions. Thus they both take their reaction to the extreme.

This is possible because when they are both introduced this gender dichotomy is highlighted when Polonius chastises Ophelia for making it seem like she’s been open to Hamlet and Laertes follows up by telling her that he understands there’s this wierd double standard for her that isn’t true for him, but because his loves his sister, he doesn’t want her to get hurt if Hamlet tosses her aside.

[prismatic-bell]

Okay so ACTUALLY

….you know what, I’m going to tag in the woman who did the research.

@all-that-feminist-drama, can you please share with my dash what you found out about Ophelia’s flowers and the male/female setup of her death monologue? Because you’re going to explain it way better than I will.

[all-that-feminist-drama]

All the non floral herbs in her mad scene-Rosemary, rue, fennel (as opposed to say violets and daisies) were abortificents used at the time which could cause a host of mental symptoms like agitation and hallucinations. Ophelia and her baby ended up in a watery grave.

[prismatic-bell]

Also of note, a thing we discussed: the men in the audience would never have noticed this. It’s information that would have been passed from woman to woman, as needed, meaning Shakespeare had to know at least one woman well enough that he would be trusted with the information.

[jackironsides]

Holy shit. I didn’t know this about the play, but also

There’s an English folk song about a young couple courting. The boy says he’s going to marry the girl; they lie down together; she becomes pregnant; and then he refuses to marry her bc his parents wouldn’t like it.

The first line of the chorus is: There’s a herb in my father’s garden, and some do call it rue.

I assumed it was just using a play on words between the name of the herb and the fact that ‘rue’ also means regret.

But this adds another whole layer of meaning.

[scrungodungus]

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

[kottkrig]

Papa Radclyffe dress tiny elf baby in puppy onesie

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[xangotron]

I would like luck and I do like cats. Yes on all fronts.

[prokopetz]

I really appreciate that the Netflix Castlevania adaptation looked at the fact that Dracula’s sprite is so much larger than Trevor’s, and where they could have acknowledged it as the result of technical limitations of the NES console, instead they said “no, Dracula is actually just eight feet tall”.

[atomicvikings]

Lisa went into that castle, saw that tall spooky man, and thought, “That’s a whole ass husband”, and I can totally level with her

[zeroselfawareness]

[trained-trainwreck]

@makotokino

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[sagely-n-a-i-v-e]

Kudos to all of this, but don’t ask a craft store employee at a chain craft store to make your wool yarn into a tight ball for you. I worked at JoAnn Fabrics for a year and a half. We literally have no resources or ability to do something like that. You could do a better job yourself at home. The chain craft store employee can’t look up a youtube tutorial for making yarn laundry balls on the clock, you can.

If someone had walked up to me while I was working at JoAnn and asked me to take a half hour or more out of my shift to try and fail in making some kind of tight yarn laundry contraption I probably would have burst into tears. And if my manager had come out and found me trying and failing to wind yarn when I was supposed to be running go backs I would have gotten a talking to. Craft store employees aren’t allowed, able, or willing to do your crafts for you. That’s why it’s a craft store.

Don’t hurt retail workers in your quest for overriding the capitalist system. For the love of everything beautiful please just look it up.

[pjodream]

this is a godly post and i am ready for the future