Just A Pineapple In Space Doing Pineapple Stuff

I don't really post a whole lot of stuff, but welcome. Ask are open, feel free to ask anything if you want (29 year old MtF trans lesbian) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[neobohemiancollective]

We Are the Neo-Bohemians
Art is the Revolution. Beauty is the Weapon. Spirit is the Fire.

Tired of aesthetic nihilism? Of spiritual emptiness? Of the soul-crushing grind of capitalism dressed in soft wellness-speak?

It’s time to build something new—and ancient.

The Neo-Bohemian Movement is here.

We are artists, mystics, queers, rebels, and seekers.
We are the children of Disco and Mapplethorpe, of Sappho and Actionism, of temples and drag balls.
We dream through Badiou and Kovach.
We breathe Buddhist ethics.
We move through allegory, metaphor, ecstasy.

Our Core Beliefs:

• Art is Praxis – Not product. Ritual. Rebellion.
• Beauty is Resistance – A metaphysical force against the void.
• Queerness is Sacred – Gender, desire, identity as flux and flame.
• Mysticism is the Method – Allegory over dogma. Gnosis over rules.
• Compassion is Power – Buddhist ethics for a wounded world.
• Community is Creation – Salons, communes, digital covens. No lonely genius myths.

We believe in:
• Metaphorical scripture
• Four-dimensional identity
• The erotic as light
• Spiritual anarchy
• Philosophical sensuality
• Multicultural, mystic-inclusive futurism

This is a call. A vow. A pulse.
If you’ve ever felt like you didn’t belong anywhere—but everywhere at once—this movement is yours.

We are not asking for permission.
We are extending an invitation:

Live as Art.
Think dangerously.
Love rebelliously.
Become Neo-Bohemian.

[CTA – Call to Action:]
Join the movement.
Tag your art, your rituals, your looks: #NeoBohemianNow
DM to connect. Create. Commune.

@NeoBohemianCollective | #NeoBohemianManifesto | #QueerMysticNow

[spacepineapple93]

Got my hrt!!! I start Monday!🎉🎉🎉🎉

[spacepineapple93]

Was going to schedule my hrt appointment for Monday but I was short on the money 😭😭😭 now I have to wait for my check to clear my bank account on Tuesday which means I’ll have to schedule my appointment in like two weeks when I just want to start as soon as possible

[only-tiktoks]

[mannimarcos]

hoenn starters! been practicing creature design and this is a fun way to experiment with my style

tip me?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[eldritchscholar]

#this is how the economy should function

[negativefeedback-teen]

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

[zwoelffarben]

No one should own knowledge, and the pursuit of knowledge should be guarenteed.

[petrichormeraki]

👏👏 NO ONE SHOULD OWN KNOWLEDGE AND THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE SHOULD BE GUARANTEED 👏👏

[shadowkat678]

!!!!!

[aarongoldenwrites]

… I kinda want to continue this. 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Have you considered making it an actual podcast

[awfulandlovely]

Hello Hellenic polytheists, deanists, pagans in general, and anybody else interested! I run Awful & Lovely, a submission-based online shrine to the Greco-Roman goddess Aphrodite/Venus. This blog was inspired by a 2017 Getty Villa project-- the museum hosted a shrine to Venus where visitors could leave prayers, wishes, and gifts for the goddess.

In the spirit of the original project, this blog is meant to be both a resource for Aphrodite worshipers to leave offerings, as well as being a unique experience for non-pagans. The blog hasn't gotten much traffic since I started it, but with so many Aphrodite/Venus devotees on this site, I feel like a lot of you would get good use out of it, so I'm blazing this post to try and get the word out. Please take a moment to drop by the blog, and maybe leave a word of praise for the "beautiful and comely" goddess!

[wenclair32]

Yoko: “So Enid what did the Queen of darkness get you for Valentine’s Day?

Bianca: “Let me guess, she got you a vile of her own blood?”

Enid: “For the record, I got the vile of blood on my birthday. As for Valentine’s Day, well she got me something that honestly took my breath away.”

Yoko: “She suffocated you with something eh? Kinky.”

Enid: “What?! No! Let me start from the beginning…”

*Yesterday on Valentine’s Day*

Wednesday: *clears throat* “Enid, I know I’ve made it clear that I do not care for the Roman pagan festival of fertility called Lupercalia. An event that was originally filled with animal sacrifice, random coupling and the whipping of women; or better known today to us as “Valentine’s day.” However, I know you enjoy it.”

Enid: *cringes* “….Well after you say it like that I’m starting to have second thoughts….”

Wednesday: “In any case I do have something for you. It will go in the beginning of my novel once it’s published. It’s called a dedication page. Read this portion right here.” *points to where she wants Enid to read*

Enid: *reads it out loud* “Dedicated to my love Enid Sinclair. The one who inspires me daily and who will always remain my most treasured mystery.” *tears up and kisses Wednesday*

*Back to present day*

Yoko: “omg what a heart throb…”

Divina: “For real! She is making the rest of us look bad.”

Bianca: “I think we can all collectively agree that we’re all simping for Addams, yeah?”

*everyone nods in agreement*

[killapunk]

Can you swim?

yes 🌊

no 🏖

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

[killapunk]

If you don't do the reblog part it's not very good as a study 😭

[fluentisonus]

thinking about it (the campaign for north africa board game)

[ablob]

skarmories and telephone poles

[memewhore]

[afuasthoughts]

I can't stop laughing omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

[justchelseaaaa-deactivated20221]

😂😂

[quadradaz]

Sound on

[bunabi]

They're brainstorming anti-spice legislation in the notes 💀

[themadprideprofessor]

They really are brainstorming away down there. However, I like this note, so I’ll share it. 

“lightcycler:

Anyone even mentioning why you shouldn't do this, has likely stolen food before. There is not a single person alive in their right mind that would risk a food allergy was someone else's meal. Y'all are just trying to justify what you did in the past.”

[ankaa-avarshina]

Wait, hold up. There are actually people out there saying you shouldn't put allergens in YOUR food (even if YOU are not allergic to them) because SOMEONE ELSE may have a reaction and DIE from eating YOUR food??? Without YOUR PERMISSION?!?! Am I getting this right!?!?

[cdelphiki]

as someone with food allergies, can confirm I have never and would never steal someone else's food and risk an allergic reaction. Half the time I won't even eat food made specifically for me if I can't confirm it doesn't contain said allergens. Spice away, friends. Defend your food.

As someone who puts notes upon notes on MY tub of butter or mayo or whatever I keep in the fridge at work and STILL gets BREADCRUMBS in MY tubs from assholes putting a glutened up knife in MY CLEARLY MARKED 'GLUTEN FREE DONT USE ON REGULAR BREAD' jars, I support the ghost pepper lunches. Maybe I should spice up my mayo.

[colt-kun]

Every person I have ever known with food allergies knows this stupid debate and has agreed on this front: we don't take other people's food. Ever. Even if it's a dish that doesn't normally have X, we can't be sure the prep area wasn't contaminated. Stop using us as the crutch of your argument to justify your theft.

Enjoy your ghost peppered justice.

[defilerwyrm]

What you need to understand about people who steal their coworkers' lunches is that they do it for a power trip, and that is why they deserve to get ghost peppered or worse.

I always think back to a coworker from a previous job who had a similar experience at a prior job of his own.

He had dietary restrictions that meant he had to make his own food. Someone kept stealing his lunch. He made his name label bigger. They kept doing it. Sometimes they'd just eat half of his lunch and put the other half back. Sometimes his name label was removed. It was 100% on purpose. He complained to HR/management. Memos went out. It kept happening. He changed where in the fridge he stored his lunch. It kept happening. This fuckface was determined.

So he took matters indy his own hands. One day he made chili, portioned out some for lunch, and added most of a bottle of laxative.

Sure enough, his lunch was stolen again that day. He just waited.

About half an hour after he found his Tupperware bowl empty, the lady in the desk across from his, facing him, suddenly looked up with a D8> expression, leapt to her feet, threw her headset down, and sprinted for the ladies' room.

Only she didn't make it there in time.

She did not come back to work the next day. Or at all, in fact.

Don't whine at me that what he did was in any conceivable way wrong. Office food pirates deserve to get got.

[prismatic-bell]

Technically Laxative Guy did break the law. That’s considered a form of poisoning, which is why the ghost pepper idea is far better—nobody can prove you didn’t decide to try something new, and it is something fit for consumption.

I still think Laxative Guy was right in seeking justice, I’m just saying if you find yourself in the unfortunate position of needing to do something like this, stick with the ghost pepper. (And remember to wear gloves while you cut it! Capsaicin will find paper cuts and hangnails your didn’t even know you had.)

Also I’m just saying, I have dietary restrictions for religious reasons and I’ll often turn down even food that’s freely offered to me, never mind taking it from someone with no context. The idea that someone with food restrictions is going around stealing lunches is ridiculous.

[holy-muffins]

Also: you can substitute salt for sugar, sugar for salt. It was an honest mistake, but groceries are tight this month so you decided to tough it out and eat it right?

[capt-coffeebitch]

Lunch Pirates were happening at my little brother’s office specifically the older type colleagues. I told my spouse and he was about halfway to ordering ipecac and capsaicin crystal to mix into mayonnaise and make an Evil Sandwich for lil bro to plant in the fridge. Because there were 40-50 year old dudes stealing lunches from broke-ass barely 20 year old kids. So these ghost pepper fellers? They’re being real nice when contrasted with my spouse who is an extremely petty trained chef.

[ribstongrowback]

i think the real crime with the food allergy lunch pirate debate is that it distracts from the fucking CLASS on display here this man has POISE that kings and emperors would die to immitate

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

That is a man that is hearing his coworker confess against their will and his probably making eye contact with them whenever he looks away.

And yeah sometimes it’s cause people are poor and haven’t eaten all day and it’s tempting. I get that. The thing is though, anyone who genuinely needs to steal to eat wouldn’t make a pattern of taking the same person’s lunch. There’s no reason to target a specific person’s lunch other than the power trip.

[mapsontheweb]

US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.

Keep reading

[shabbytigers]

This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.

[shabbytigers]

so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call

[queenbookwench]

OK, this is super neat and also a great tool for writers’

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

[raginrayguns]

My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old

[manyblinkinglights]

My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.

[tell-the-stars-hello]

The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.

[emoracreations]

For anyone interested in learning, Bill Vicars has full lessons of ASL on youtube that were used in my college level classes. 

https://www.youtube.com/user/billvicars

and here’s the link to the website he puts in his videos:

https://www.lifeprint.com/

[naurielrochnur]

Update: you guys this is an amazing resource for learning asl. Bill Vicars is an incredible teacher. His videos are of him teaching a student in a classroom, using the learned vocabulary to have conversations.

Not only is the conversation format immersive and helpful for learning the grammar, but the students make common mistakes which he corrects, mistakes I wouldn’t have otherwise know I was making.

He also emphasizes learning ASL in the way it’s actually used by the Deaf community and not the rigid structure that some ASL teachers impose in their classrooms

His lesson plans include learning about the Deaf community, which is an important aspect of learning ASL. Knowing how to communicate in ASL without the knowledge of the culture behind it leaves out a lot of nuances and explanations for the way ASL is.

Lastly, his lessons are just a lot of fun to watch. He is patient, entertaining, and funny. This good natured enthusiasm is contagious and learning feels like a privilege and not a chore

And it’s all FREE. Seriously. If you’ve ever wanted to learn ASL

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

penguins vs giant petrel

[landcrow]