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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@stalememery
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
how did it go!!!
literally dream scenario
it's good!
i can live with that
could be better
hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.
fuck it remaking the poll hi
the best option ever
yea its good :)
i mean i guess its okay
ehh
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!
oh uh. ok.
I think that the count from Sesame Street probably drinks blood but he only bites muppets so there’s no visual blood but he still gets something out of it because muppets sort of work on playground power rangers rules given that they have no stomachs.
I like that nobody tried to disagree with me. Just like yup as we all know
Well yeah it’s implied
My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
Courtesy of r/CuratedTumblr
STATLER: This performer's gender is off the gender binary
WALDORF: I wish they were off the stage, too!
BOTH: DOOOOHHHOHOHOHOHO
Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
🖋️ meowful-musings Follow
which one
wet food (correct answer)
dry food (disgusting)
🕊️ birdwatching Follow
what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine
💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204 Follow
op wheres the natural feeding option
🌲 outdoorsy Follow
you guys are getting fed?
#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look
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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!
☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow
extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3
🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow
as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3
#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....
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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right
❤️ loving-paws284 Follow
um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...
🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow
OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD
🐟 tunafeesh Follow
also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly
🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks
anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse
#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
猫神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash cat
410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS
#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly
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🎣 salmonpurina Follow
can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther
#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks
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gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!
🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow
evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever
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make your own pawst
💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721 Follow
umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...
👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow
Nyaverage shelter cat behavior
#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up
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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow
saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo
💡 discourse-meows Follow
hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks
🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow
1. i was making. a joak
2. i'm literally gay???
#literally what's your pawblem
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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow
reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer
🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow
i know you fuckers are lying
🍭 gaykittens Follow
this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer
🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow
shut the heull up
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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow
grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise
🐁 ladymouser Follow
op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control
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oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us
It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”
On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. I’ve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.
Here’s a fun story:
The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my town’s was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didn’t just “postpone” a surgery at one point— when I was fifteen— to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.
So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said “yup, you’ve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.”
So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, “no, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.” So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.
A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like… a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.
So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. “Ah, well perhaps they didn’t know,” you may very well say. “Maybe his parents didn’t notice!” No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.
The kid’s parents…….. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didn’t want to risk hurting his precious “perfect attendance” record. They figured that since he wasn’t, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.
Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he ‘couldn’t afford to miss’. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.
This entire attitude needs to die. It’s dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because they’re afraid of flunking out.
And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! It’s 2019 and we’re flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like “actually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless america”
Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctor’s note.
this is what those in literary academia call “foreshadowing”
(note the dates)
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB
it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”
kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…
this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy.
he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!
I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post
I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad
Good news!
That is exactly his name!
Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!
The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻
He’s an orange, that explains everything.
Hey uh if you go to that blog
And click that link
The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this
And that url takes you here
I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho
Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?
On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!
Okay that binary translates to ascii code
Which then translates to this
So when we log in to that email account
There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder
The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it
so that link takes you to this youtube video
and if you scroll down theres only one comment
click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link
the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for
“check it out then go way back”
if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn
“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post
using this cypher that post translates to:
You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm
ok but they posted something new.
if you use the same website from before, it converts to
“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)
but then the link leads you to this picture
which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.
thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it
so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side
that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453
the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17
we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!
It’s still going y'all!!!!
I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17
WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ
The Old God that runs the internet
Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash
the great con
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
BUG RACE
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the competition is intense
do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone
Hey um what the FUCk
tldr: boy have i ever
STILL ON PATROL
I learned something new and horrifying today which is… that… no submarine is ever considered “lost” … there is apparently a tradition in the U.S. Navy that no submarine is ever lost. Those that go to sea and do not return are considered to be “still on patrol.”
?????
There is a monument about this along a canal near here its… the worst thing I have ever seen. it says “STILL ON PATROL” in huge letters and then goes on to specify exactly how many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE, ON PATROL (it is almost 2000 WWII submarine ghosts, ftr). Here is the text from it:
“U.S. Navy Submarines paid heavily for their success in WWII. A total of 374 officers and 3131 men are still on board these 52 U.S. submarines still on patrol.”
THANKS A LOT, U.S. NAVY, FOR HAVING THIS TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL HORRIFYING TRADITION, AND TELLING ALL OF US ABOUT IT. THANKS. THANK YOU
anyway now my mother and I cannot stop saying STILL ON PATROL to each other in ominous tones of voice
There’s definitely something ominous about that—the implication that, one day, they will return from patrol.
Actually, it’s rather sweet. I don’t know if this is common across the board, but my dad’s friend is a radio op for subs launched off the east coast, and he always is excited for Christmas, because they go through the list of SoP subs and hail them, wishing them a merry Christmas and telling them they’re remembered.
Imagine a country whose seamen never die, and whose submarines can’t be destroyed…because no ones sure if they exist or not.
No but imagine. It’s Christmas. A black, rotting corridor in a forgotten submarine. The sound of dripping water echoes coldly through the hull. You can’t see very far down the corridor but then, a man appears, he’s running, in a panic, but his footsteps make no noise. The spectral seaman dashes around the corner and slips through a rusty wall. He finds himself at the back of a crowd of his cadaverous crew-mates. They part to let him through. He feels the weight of their hollow gaze as he reaches the coms station. Even after all these years a sickly green light glistens in the dark. The captain’s skeleton lays a sharp hand on his shoulder and nods at him encouragingly, the light sliding over the bones of his skull. The ghost of the seaman steadies himself and slips his fingers into the dials of the radio, possessing it. It wails and screeches. A bombardment of static. And then silence. The deathly crew mates look at each other with worry, with sadness; could this be the year where there is no voice in the dark? No memory of home? The phantasm of the sailor pushes his hand deeper into the workings of the radio, the signal clears, and then a strong voice, distant with the static but warm and kind, echoes from the darkness; “Merry Christmas boys, we’re all thinking of you here at home, have a good one.” A sepulchral tear wafts it’s way down the seaman’s face. The bony captain embraces him. The crew grin through rotten jaws, laughing silently in their joy. They haven’t forgotten us. They haven’t forgotten.
I am completely on board with this. It’s not horrifying, it’s heartwarming.
Personal story time: whenever I go to Field Museum’s Egypt exhibit, I stop by the plaque at the entrance to the underground rooms. It has an English translation of a prayer to feed the dead, and a list of all the names they know of the mummies on display there. I always recite the prayer and read aloud the list of names. They wanted to live forever, to always have their souls fed and their names spoken. How would they feel about being behind glass, among strangers? Every little thing you can do to give respect for the dead is warranted.
I love the idea of lost subs still being on patrol. Though if you really want something ominous, let me say that the superstitious part of me wonders: why are they still on patrol? If they haven’t been found, do they not consider their mission completed? What is it out there that they are protecting us from?
@boromir-queries-sean
There’s been something in the water since we first learned to float on it. Not marine life, although there’s more of that than we’ll ever know. Not rocks and currents and sand bars and icebergs either, although they’ve all taken more than their share of human life.
But something deeper. Something Other. Something not natural.
Sailors have always been superstitious.
Not one of them described it right.
You don’t hear about it so much now that we don’t lose ships anymore, really, not like we did at the height of the sea trade when barely an inch of ocean floor didn’t bear some wreck or other. And better ships and GPS and weather satellites have all played their part in that.
But we have protection now that we didn’t before. They don’t interfere with war and battle, even on behalf of what used to be their country, or with rocks and weather and human stupidity. Those are concerns for the living.
But the Other Things, the Things that shouldn’t be there - They can’t get to us now without a fight. It’s a fight They haven’t won in a very long time.
As long as we remember them, as long as we call out to them - not very often, just once a year will do - they will keep protecting us from the Things that go bump in the deep.
More than fifty submarines, Still On Patrol.
In the depths of sunken R'lyeh, dread Cthulhu lies dreaming, For those who are still on patrol keep the Ancient One from ever waking…
tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better
thank you @louwhose for the tag!!
3 ships: zelink (who else), victuuri, midzel specifically twilight princess
first ever ship: me and link tbh i was like 9 and just discovered twilight princess
last song: orgy for one by ninja sex party
last movie: not sure if this counts as a movie but the documentary “fantastic fungi” on netflix
currently reading: various fanfictions, but just started rereading Alone With You by the lovely @deiliamedlini
currently watching: whatever game grumps compilations come up in my recommended on youtube
currently consuming: idk if this means food or media so i’ll answer both. for food i just got a sausage and egg breakfast burrito (no cheese i dont like cheddar cheese) that i’m about to demolish. for media i’ve been playing minecraft like it’s 2012 and they just added ocelots
currently craving: breakfast burrito so like good thing i just went and got one
tags: i don’t know 9 people so @cityofperpetualgloom @feralratkid @niobiummm and anyone else who wants to participate!! <3
thanks for tagging me!!
3 ships - zelink, slyvix, and kamijiro (i don’t tend to ship a lot, but them <33)
first ship - hm, i think it was maiko?? but either way i love them too much to ship zutara, they’re so cute together
last song - Not Nice by HalaCG; my friends got me into her music and now i’m obsessed with it to the point of writing fanfic help
last movie - i (re)watched the guardians of the galaxy holiday special. it’s so good i love the guardians. same vibes as the legends i love them
currently reading - for published book, project hail mary by andy weir. its!! so good!! 10/10 would rec to anyone. for fanfic, im rereading Malevolence by @thescrapwitch who i just realized a few days ago she had a tumblr lol. they write so good and it’s so angsty i love it would totally rec
currently watching - i’m watching supernatual right now, and it’s pretty good! i think the writers lost their sanities collectively at some point around season 6-ish.
currently consuming - media? demon slayer. i love this show sm, and i’m getting my dad to watch it with me. he hates it, i think the only reason he’s tolerating it is because of the intro song lol. food? i last had a chocolate donut, it was so good
currently craving - i want hot chocolate rn for some reason. idk
ohh i’ll tag - @pun-always-intended @definitely-awriter @swaybabygirl @mollusks-are-cool @ultimate-buds23 @pixelcats @kahtherinee @sure-as-a-star @oracleofseasoned
ty for the tag <3
3 ships - beiguang, wenclair, nobamaki (i have a lot of ships :P)
first ship - cassunzel
last song - Gotta Be A Reason, Alec Benjamin
last movie - I have Knives Out open on my chrome rn
currently reading - mostly fanfics since i havent bought any new books but JWQS by Please Don’t Laugh (chinese, but theres a free english translation done by the author on google docs) very long and im just rereading
currently watching - lethal weapon & wednesday
currently consuming - water??? lmao. a lot of fan stuff ig since i’ve finished most of my shows and books and i just want more content.
currently craving - a gf <3 i mean, not much i have some inpiration& motivation to at least make progress on my story but now that oyu mention im thinking uh pasta even tho i had it for dinner last night
tagging the same people i did for the song game sorry - @noxblake @doodle-do-wop @seabunnythatlikeshorror @satans-poptarts @a-person-who-likes-musicals @fandomsandwriting1 @aqueerembrace @gayofthewoods @tfischaitea
Thanks for tagging me! :D
3 ships: Treebros, Boyf Riends, and Analogical
First ship: Treebros (look, Connor is relatable)
Last Song: Landslide (Fleetwood Mac)
Last Movie: Home Alone
Currently reading: The Sandman
Currently Watching: I’m Watching Yellowstone with my mom
Currently consuming: Nothing rn.
Currently craving: the energy to paint or beat my tetris record on my Gameboy.
Tagging: @exhausted-enby-vibes @mister-finally-found-himself @pxsitivebee @battleofbunkerhill
Ooh thanks for tagging me! We don’t talk much but it’s cool to learn more about you!
3 ships: elmax, byler, ronance (don’t judge me, my only other hyperfixation at the moment doesn’t really have ships and also i don’t talk about it on here)
first ship: honestly don’t remember but the first one i remember caring about is percabeth
last song: king and lionheart - of monsters and men
last movie: christmas vacation (not by choice but it wasn’t bad)
currently reading: nothing, but i just finished i hope you get this message by farah naz rishi
currently watching: my family and i have been watching big bang theory on and off for forever
currently consuming: far too much fanfiction
currently craving: a will to live- (/j) or maybe some buckeyes (for those that don’t know, little balls of peanut butter dipped in chocolate)
no pressure tags: @thefandombringer @steliastarlight @forevereternally-janedoe @novainthevoid @the-sky-the-stars-the-sea and anyone else who wants to do it!
Thanks for tagging me! <3
3 ships: Byler, Narlie, Sprace (I have WAY too many ships)
First ship: uhhh probably younger me shipping Baloo and Bagheera from The Jungle Book
Last song: Una Cosa Più Grande by Ermal Meta and Giuliano Sangiorgi
Last movie: Willow (1988) in preparation for watching the show
Currently reading: just finished reading So This Is Ever After by F. T. Lukens and I absolutely loved it
Currently watching: One Strange Rock (again)
Currently consuming: a candy cane
Currently craving: creativity, snow, and watermelon
No pressure tags: @will80sbyers @adorewillbyers @chaserofstarsandtheabyss @kittykat940 @p1nkigutz @lynx-224
thanks for the tag!
3 ships: byler, jjpope, wolfstar
first ship: i don’t really remember but i’d have to guess anakin and padme bc i thought they were both really hot
last song: last christmas by wham!
last movie: this is difficult bc i primarily watch tv shows but probably rogue one
currently reading: nothing rn bc i’m in a reading slump but i just finished reading caraval
currently watching: i just started the new national treasure tv show and i just finished outer banks
currently consuming: oxygen
currently craving: enchiladas and a chicken pesto panini
tags (no pressure obviously): @rebellius @willelbyers @slaymaxuwu @moonriseblueeyes @paladinlovescleric @tinylittle-superfan @lettucewrapsupreme @willbyerswithagun @bvleraddict
Thank you for the tag love <3
3 ships: byler, Uncle Iroh x Tea, akeshu
first ship: oh, Robin and Raven from Teen Titans!! Loved that show as a kid.
last song: Here Comes the Rain Again by The Eurythmics
last movie: Top Gun
currently reading: started reading Ariadne, but didn’t like it; now am starting either The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo or The Witch’s Heart
currently watching: nothin’
currently consuming: wasser
currently craving: CHOCOLATE
no pressure tags: @pimplepogue, @padmedala, @downbytheriversside, @mentalbreakdownmachine, @willbyersvillainarc, @over-rated-cheese, @forever-augustine, @fireplceashes, @lokis-bitter-ghost
ty for tagging!!
3 ships: byler, lumity, catradora
first ship: ineffable husbands (the guys from good omens) i think
last song: a burning hill by mitski
last movie: don’t look up
currently reading: circe, the other wind, east of eden
currently watching: young royals
currently consuming: little debbie double chocolate mini donuts
currently craving: nothing
no pressure: @that-one-flute12 @lvmity @billiedean @sneeg-snag @repression @claryfrayed @moonneater4000 @vivelegalite @horroronfilm
thanks for the tag!!
three ships: boreo,,,,, elumax aaand byler (praying for endgame)
first ship: catradora :’) (FIRST first ship: ronmionie <3)
last song: tonight i feel like kafka
last movie: jojo rabbit
currently reading: the secret history, a map of days
currently watching: friends (its a guilty pleasure 😭)
currently consuming: yummy yummy content xx
craving? the motivation to write
no pressure: @tesseract-s @minormutant @poprygunchik @notagaybastard @northeasts
tysm !!
three ships: boreo ofc, narlie and sculder (i think thats their ship name–mulder and scully)
first ship: hmmmm, alex and arthur from the land of stories (shhhh dont judge i was 8)
last song: paranoid android by radiohead
last movie: indiana jones and the crystal skull
currently reading: the rainmaker by john grisham, the picture of dorian gray
currently watching: rewatching the x files
currently cosuming: just ate a burger idk
craving: wasser and stability in life. also cheesecake (send me cheesecake. i love cheesecake. sm.)
@notagaybastard @northeasts @jegulussun @grumpiicries @potter-pavlikovsky-popchyk @buck-yyyy no pressure do if u want :>
Tysm for the tag @poprygunchik <333
Three ships : Boreo, Jegulus, Wolfstar
First ship : Reddie (actually started reading a comic of them on insta to being with??? Strange days)
Last song : Fool by Cavetown
Last movie : The Grand Budapest Hotel (and wow, like I NEED to watch more Wes Anderson films, the whole style is just incredible)
Currently reading : Bunny by Mona Awad
Currently watching : The good place
Currently consuming : I woke up like an hour ago so iced coffee, does that count?
Craving : I’d love a croissant rn, like a freshly baked one, with some fancy butter mmmmmmmmm
No pressure ofc but I’m gonna tag : @lover-of-fictional-people @with-love-from-the-universe @sashamiel @jpg-of-dorian-slay and anyone else who wants to joint :D
thanks for the tag @jegulussun
three ships: jegulus, marylily, wolfstar
first ship: romione, I think
last song: new year’s day (bc obv)
last movie: notting hill (I wanted something comfortable)
currently reading: clockwork angel (comfort book <3 )
currently watching: nothing, but I do want to rewatch wednesday
currently consuming: sparkling water
craving: ramen, but like, ACTUAL ramen soup and not the instant shit you find in supermarkets
no pressure tagging: @sageandthewishworld @that-vampire-appeal @signofthereads @marlenemckinnonslover
Thank you so much for the tag @lover-of-fictional-people
Three ships: Jegulus, Andreil, Huxley/Damien (Redacted Audio)
First ship: Solangelo or Percabeth
Last song: Self Sabotage by Waterparks
Last movie: Dead Poets Society
Currently reading: a little life, if we were villains, the cruel prince
Currently watching: Shameless, Castlevania, Black Mirror
Currently consuming: iced tea and m&m’s
Craving: ramen (like the authentic one my mom makes) or any noodle dish
Tagging for if they feel like it:
@verrverii @nathara-ace @mortalsbowbeforeme @riverflowsanywherebuthere @romanticvampire @sugaroto @propheciesanddreams @tntwme @somesalami @altruistic-meme @euphorial-docx @happyk44 @hellomynameismoo
Thanks for the tag :DDD
Three ships: kiribaku, snowbaz and sakuatsu
First ship: probably Flora and helia? If not percabeth
Last song: hero/heroine by boys like girls
Last movie: avatar way of water in the cinema
Currently reading: we rule the night by Claire Eliza Bartlett
Currently watching: helluva boss
Currently consuming: rice with some anchovy dish
Craving: grilled lamb ;-;
I am taggin (no pressure ofc!!)
@yaahkap @ellecheesecake @daveys-angel @dyswarpia @angelcactus @go-away-pls-now @nichiuu
thank you so much to the lovely @riverflowsanywherebuthere for tagging me!!
Three ships: serirei (mp100), huxdami (redacted audio), rykardi (8:11)
First ship: septiplier (💀) i was like 9 years old ok
Last song: you spin me round (like a record) - dead or alive
Last movie: the muppets (2011) lmfao
Currently reading: station eleven by emily st. john mandel
Currently watching: bluey!!
Currently consuming: honey cornflakes with lactose free milk
Craving: avocado T_T
i would like to tag all my lovely mutuals but ofc no pressure to respond ^__^
@romeo-the-homeo @gavinsdeviant @morgansplace @angelcactus @ice-palace-art @frenchiefitzhere @epsi-l0n @thefablefoxart @aeruh
Ty @dyswarpia :D. Whenever prompted i forget everything ive ever liked so this is gonna take a bit eheh
Three ships: camelopardalis x william (redacted audio)this ship goes so hard and is criminally underrated, solangelo (percy jackson) an og ship of mine, N (pokemon) and ME, BITCH
First ship: ….. welp, guess i gotta out myself as a former hetalia fan, germany x italy. Not my proudest years, but it was middle school what do you expect
Last song: Calm Down Juliet (What a Drama Queen)- SYCAMOUR (sorry for yelling but their name is in all caps)
Last movie: uhhhhhhhhh i think it was national lampoons christmas vacation? My family watches it when we put up decorations each year :3
Currently Reading: bold of you to assume i read (sandman by neil gaiman)
Currently watching: serial experiments lain (apologies for any future lain posting i may do)
Currently consuming: Soon (thats the company name not “i will soon be eating”) vegan ramen, its real spicy my nose is running
Craving: cheese
Tagging if you feel like doin this:
@friendlyfaded @angelicaether @ryokoaoi @fregget-frou
Tagged by @ice-palace-art ty for the tag <33
Three ships: David/Angel (Redacted Audio) - I love them sm, DaveKat (Homestuck) - I will always go back to this ship they are such a comfort to me, and Wylan/Jesper from Six of Crows - disaster gays incarnate!
First ship: ngl uh I gotta agree with the person who tagged me, GerIta from Hetalia was problem one of the first ships I was really invested in. Either that or something from Free! but I think Hetalia came first.
Last song: I did recently watch Ride the Cyclone but outside of that it was Jealous by Nick Jonas
Last movie: Again I just watched a bootleg of Ride the Cyclone so if that counts it would be that! Otherwise I just watched IT (2017) and I am currently watching Total Recall (2012)
Currently Reading: Loveless! I forget the authors name and I dont have the book with me so apologies.
Currently watching: Technically not anything currently but I just finished Bad and Crazy!
Currently consuming: A Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee and breakfast sandwich
Craving: i cant eat the sandwich yet cuz its too hot but i want to so bad
Tagging if you feel like doin this:
@darlin-collins @aceplayer123 @m4nwhore @omriselda @honhonbaguettegofuckyourself
Tagged by @angelicaether thank you!!!
Three ships: Fjord/jester (critical role), david/angel (redacted fandom), fig/ayda (dimension 20)
First ship: leo/calypso (heroes of olympus) i went so feral for them you have no idea
Last song: 時間がない by Kirinji
Last movie: voilent night 5/10 would not recommend unless you’re high. Watch john wick and home alone instead
Currently reading: not really anything at the moment😞. But considering re-reading Lets Talk About Love by Claire Kann
Currently watching: NY by Night. Aabria iyengar my beloved
Currently consuming: spicy corn chips
Currently craving: a rootbeer float
Tagging @luceirosdegolados @stalememery @calicostorms sorry if y’all have already been tagged
Slay up @aceplayer123 thanks :))
Three ships: Dick Grayson/Wally West (DCU), Sirius/Remus (Harry Potter), Merlin/Arthur (BBC Merlin)
First ship: oh god uhhh I think probably Alanna/George from my favorite childhood book series “The Song of the Lioness”
Last song: “Goodbye to a World” by Porter Robinson
Last movie: “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish” 💀
Currently reading: so many villainess isekai manhwa at once
Currently watching: “A Court of Fey and Flowers” on Dimension 20
Currently consuming: mental illness medication
Currently craving: something with red meat I’m so iron deficient-
Tagging @shifty-as-a-swinging-trapeze you’re the only other person I know on Tumblr
Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?
Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river
RANDY, YOUR STYX
The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”
The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”
Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st.
He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”
Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”
Me: “no, it’s milk”
Kid: “but are you sure?”
Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”
I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”
I have to laugh at the folks in the notes claiming this is fake because “no 2-yr old is that advanced”. My guys, I work at a daycare almost exclusively with 2-3 year olds and let me tell you some of the wild shit I heard this last week alone,
“Uhhh, i ASSUME we’re going to the playground soon??” -2.5 year old girl
“[3 year old boy] pushed me because he doesn’t have a manners.” -2 yr old girl
“Did you spill your water?” “No no no no it’s not a concern” -2 yr old boy (while running away, dripping wet)
Kids are hilarious and smarter than you think
If you don’t have a lot of interactions with young children:
Kids are smarter than you think
Six months makes a really big difference when that is 1/5 of the total time you’ve been alive
All this, and also, they can tell you lots about their favorite things. My 2 year old nephew can tell you all about Star Wars (the 8 movies he’s seen at least) and loves going out of his way to bring up how Anakin was good and bad and good again when he died. Trust me, little kids learn and mimic and reenact all the things they get attached to. Also, he named his first fish Jengo Fett, and all following fish Boba Fett, so juries still out on how much he understands clones.
Kids pick up the language that’s used around and to them. Mannerisms too. They are tiny, efficient mimics and it will come out at the WEIRDEST times. Young kids will ABSOLUTELY say all the stuff listed here.
My cousin was somewhere between two and three, and I’d just arrived at her house, and she’s animatedly telling me a story of some kind, and I listen as I make my way through the house, get to the couch, and kick my shoes off. She stops dead in the middle of her sentence, puts her hands on her hips, levels me with a glare the likes of which I haven’t seen since, and goes, “WHAT are they doing there? Do you think the box at the front door is for DECORATION?”
Her mum, standing in the kitchen and watching all this, was GOBSMACKED. Apparently she said that exact phrase more often than she realised, and her kid had picked it up verbatim and started using it on unsuspecting guests (me).
(I got up and put my shoes in the box at the front door immediately)
My family’s lore includes the time my mother offhandedly said to Cousin’s son–who was maybe five–that Cousin’s wife certainly did have strong opinions about some minor thing, and the kid let out a sigh and said, in the driest and flattest and most world-weary tone you’ve ever heard, “Tell me about it.”
once i was helping with a class of 3 year olds and during drawing time one girl asked for a lion, specifically a lioness. i drew it and she just looked in silence so thinking she wanted a more liony lion i was like “do you want me to draw a boy lion next?” and she gives me this 🤨ass affronted look and says “umm she doesn’t NEED a man.”
Kids will do three things reliably:
Repeat what they’ve heard, incorrectly and/or in the wrong context, to comic effect
Repeat what they’ve heard in exactly the correct context, which is somehow even funnier
Casually knock you on your ass with some offhand, but utterly profound, original statement
Years ago I went to Walt Disney World with my cousin, her partner, and their two kids (who I refer to as my niece and nephew because it’s easier than cousin whatever once removed something something) My niece was three at the time, and honestly some of the things that came out of her mouth were the most epic and quotable and we still refer to them to this day. Upon being reminded that it was her turn in the “bad” stroller because we’d determined that sharing was fair and they had to take turns: Ugh. Fair is NOT my favourite. After spending a few hours at Animal Kingdom: I’m tired of this world. (to this day we’re not sure if she was referring to the park or just having an existential crisis) One time, around the same age range, my nephew said “auntie Dee” to get my attention very fast so it came out a bit smushed together and sounded a bit like Aunt Dee, or Andy. My niece looked utterly affronted on my behalf and said “Excuse me! It’s Auntie Dee! NOT Andy!” Kids will absolutely sound like tiny adults at the most random moments, and it’s wonderful and hilarious.
This.
Also: the adults who refuse to believe very small children can operate like this are routinely secretly terrified that (a) the children will be smarter than the adults were/are when they grow up: and/or that (b) the children are smarter than the adults are now.
A story two of my aunts like to tell is that when my grandfather was stationed in Spain with his family my uncle, probably around three years old or so, they lived in the US for the first couple years of his life, Portugal for six months, and ultimately Spain. And my uncle absolutely refused to talk to ANYONE until he could speak perfectly fluent Spanish. He was probably about four by that time, fluently bilingual, and as stubborn as everyone else in the family.
