In Twisted Wonderland they have this really cute thing where they say “beast tamer” instead of “therapist”, and I just think that’s beautiful

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In Twisted Wonderland they have this really cute thing where they say “beast tamer” instead of “therapist”, and I just think that’s beautiful
just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian
I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes
They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
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Ace as a Protector Amongst the 1st Years
In the recent Halloween update 3 Ace and Ortho end up alone with Swing and during this Ace steps in front of Ortho to protect Ortho behind him. this kinda made me wanna go through the story and think about how Ace typically acts in dangerous situations in the story.
Tim Burton Halloween Part 3
Ace and Ortho decide to follow a train in Christmastown to see where it leads and end up isolated back in the forest and eventually caught by Swing. I find it hilarious that Ace takes the initiative to step in front of Ortho considering that Ortho is a humanoid and is actually infinitely more physically durable than him. it kinda also reveals how generally protective Ace is of his friends despite the fact that he usually avoids more troublesome confrontations.
In this confrontation Ace does avoid making it physical and prioritizes buying time for them and looking for an exit but the fact that he purposefully places himself between Ortho and Swing reveals that in this moment he is willing to be the distraction that allows Ortho to run and get backup.
Other Moments of Danger and Patterns
typically when there are upperclassmen in combat he takes a less active role (obviously because he is just less skilled in comparison lol). but when its just the first years in battles he usually steps up and even takes a more protective role when it comes to making sure that they get out of the dangerous situation. but this protective role is actually only reserved for three freshman: Ortho, Grim, and Yuu. for example in Book 6 during the attack on campus by Styx Ace, Deuce, and Epel all take a backseat in the fight until they see that Grim is danger.
(screenshots + translation from Otome Ayui on Youtube)
A similar moment of proactiveness happened when he believed that Grim and Yuu were in danger in his Stitch Event SR story, where he placed himself between the threat and his friends and encouraged them to escape whilst he buys time.
(screenshots and translations from Ekala on Youtube)
honestly I don't know why its only with these three characters that he has this protectiveness with but it is pretty fascinating that those three are the only ones who don't have a unique magic. could it be that subconsciously he sees them as weaker due to the lack of unique magic.
i don't know how much i believe that but it could instead be the fact that these 3 have clear weaknesses in life experience or battle experience. when you're up against a more threatening foe you're options are usually to fall back on tricks that rely on being able to quickly take advantage of hidden knowledge or the environment which is his specialty and is something that Grim/Yuu/Ortho can't rely on because of their lack of experience either in the world or with their "heart".
Either way Ace is losing the idgaf war. Hard.
twst first-years who are extremely impressionable, and have started to adopt their upperclassmen's little movement quirks.
deuce starts doing this thing where he'll reach his hand up, abruptly stop, and hastily put his hand back down, a bright blush going over his face. he only ever completes the action a total of one time, which ace is there to witness -- and of course, ace bursts out laughing when he realizes that deuce is trying to adjust his glasses like trey does, except deuce obviously doesn't wear glasses.
not to be outdone, deuce and yuu both catch ace saluting with a peace sign after they leave ramshackle. ace freezes mid-pose, which gives them ample time to realize why the gesture is so familiar. and as soon as it clocks, yuu and deuce proceed to mercilessly make fun of him for it for the next week, pulling up pictures of cater on magicam and and asking if they're secret siblings.
jokes on both ace and deuce, though, because before they know it, they're putting their hands to their chests and cocking their heads to the side like riddle does whenever he's feeling smug. and it's not until deuce and yuu have had their fun with ace's peace sign (which he will never do again (which is a lie, he totally will)) that yuu pulls up a bunch of photos, revealing that they've been doing this for months now, and they were just waiting for the right time to bring it up.
jack starts putting both hands behind his head whenever he's thinking just like ruggie does, and it's not until he catches epel looking at him oddly that he even realizes he's doing it. epel practically holds him at pen-point and asks what he's done to the real jack when jack puts his hand to the side of his forehead in a way that looks eerily reminiscent of what leona does when he's stressed.
soon after that, though, epel starts lifting his finger to the side of his face or lifting a whole hand whenever he's trying to make a point. they're such small gestures, but they strike untold fear into the hearts of his dormmates for reasons they can't understand -- until they see vil and rook striking the exact same poses when vil's lecturing epel about how to hold your teacup in the most elegant manner or rook's greeting someone he's stalked for the past two hours.
ortho's already inherited some of idia's attributes, so nobody thinks anything of it most of the time. then, in rare moment of shyness, ortho puts his hand on his arm, and everybody in his class starts flipping out, throwing chairs, and asking the universe why their only ray of sunshine is turning more and more like his gloomy brother with every passing day.
sebek gets a triple-whammy all in one day. while at lunch with the other freshmen, he puts his hand to the side of his face like silver does, puts his hand to his chin like lilia does, and even pouts like malleus does when yuu steals a bit of his macaroni. nobody mentions any of this to him, but yuu secretly takes pictures of it and sends them all to diasomnia.
yuu, of course, doesn't get out of this unscathed. in fact, they might have ended up the worst, because they slowly start to take cues from every upperclassmen/teacher they know.
they start beating their textbooks, rulers, whatever they have against their hand like it's a whip, in much the same way professor crewel does. they shrug with both hands outstretched now, sometimes looking like azul, sometimes looking like ruggie, and even sometimes looking like rook. one day, they catch themselves slumping their shoulders and shaking their head like idia does whenever he's tired.
the freshmen don't catch on very fast. when they do, they all agree that it's embarrassing, but they're too far gone to stop it now.
(the upperclassmen catch on pretty quick. if they're at all happy about it, they hide it well.)
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my beloved platonic yuu ships✨
Imagine accidentally beefing with the prefect on a fine sunny day and suddenly a demonic dragon spawns from hell itself just to beat your ass. Also a blue guy in a wedding suit for some reason.
- Book 8 spoilers -
The disrespect for Maleanor in the plot is insane.
Some humans invaded her country and specifically thrashed the nature in her region and murdered her soldiers. She didn't even antagonize them in return and stuck to defending her castle.
Same humans (allegedly) murdered her husband who only wanted to negotiate peace with them.
Some fuckass invader pig threatened to enslave her unborn son and turn him into a chair.
Murdered her in cold blood because "she was a witch and a monster".
Her castle, the home she built herself, gets STOLEN and the memories overwritten by some colonizers and turned into some cotton candy imitation of her glory.
Nobody in the castle even bothered to tell her own son who she was. It took him too long to realize who amongst the paintings was his mother.
Centuries later, the magestone on her staff, her legacy-- the Princess' Glow which was supposed to embody her radiance, gets turned by humans into an ugly ass trophy for some kiddie Spelldrive game. Instead of being safeguarded as a national treasure. A relic of her sacrifice in defending her country from colonizers.
I'm livid. The humans never even let her lay dead in peace. They really had to pluck her weapon from the tomb to use as a prize for some fuckass game.
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Malleus and Ace being the twst fandom's main love triangle is the funniest shit ever. Like, you have an immortal who's fated to be the king of an entire country and the god of every dark creature that lives, anticipated to eventually be the strongest entity in the world, basically has the universe laid at his feet.
And then on the other hand there's. A teenager. A teenager who's literally named one with a best friend named two. Oh and he plays basketball.
I had a thought:
If this was a Shoujo, Malleus would win
If this was a Shonen, Ace would win
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Except, critically, at bedtime.
Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.
Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.
So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”
If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).
If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.
Hope this helps someone.
P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.