I'm a misfit (complimentary) too, I suppose.

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[clottedcreamfudge]

[diabolicalevil]

[animentality]

[gyrovagi]

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

[hazbeenandeggs]

This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[valeroyeaux]

kettricken: please stop brutally murdering people for talking to animals.

the six duchies: woooooooow look at this mountain bitch coming to take our rights away. brutally murdering people for talking to animals is a sacred tradition here.

chade: yeah kettricken you gotta let them keep brutally murdering people for talking to animals what are you, stupid

[seolihexagon]

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say before i read the locked tomb

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say after having read the locked tomb

[weirdmedievalgirl]

“ooh I wonder what happens in the locked tomb” I say after opening the locked tomb

[girlfromenglishclass]

When you want to wallow but Robin Hobb wrote "You should leave off sniffing the carcass of your old life, my brother. You may enjoy unending pain. I do not. There is no shame in walking away from bones [...] Nor is there any special wisdom in injuring oneself over and over. What is your loyalty to that pain? To abandon it will not lessen you."

[neatbay]

rote characters and their favorite musicals. #mypostsfornoone

fitz: unpopular opinion but it's annie. and i think he cries.

the fool: cabaret for so many reasons. he loves the theatricality, he loves the political themes. this is also my agenda bc liza minnelli's "maybe this time" is a deeply beloved song TO ME! he casually enjoys cats the musical, but he lies and insists to fitz that it's his favorite musical just to piss him off. he loves mr. mistoffelees.

chade: phantom of the opera. i don't even need to explain this one. also sweeney todd.

shrewd: fiddler on the roof

patience: the great comet of 1812!

burrich: he's a les mis lover through and through. a man after my own heart. he sniffles at bring him home (royass flashbacks) but he promises he's not crying he's NOT. valjean arrested/valjean forgiven reminds him of himself and chivalry. i could go on but i won't.

molly: she would LOVE sound of music. she sings edelweiss to nettle as a lullaby.

verity: sorry i don't have an explanation for this one but he loves wicked and REALLY enjoyed cynthia erivo's performance.

starling: chicago or thoroughly modern millie. performing in chicago is her dream

dutiful: what if i said dear evan hansen...

bee: into the woods we've already discussed this. i do feel passionately about this one. hey did you know that children will listen

kettricken: is it overly predictable if i say the king and i

hap: the music man. i feel like i'm just lobbing these now

nettle: i do think she really enjoyed matilda, especially because she grew up on the movie, and. you know. magic. however she 100% had a vicious hamilton phase when she was 13. (singing about taker's founding of buck and burrich and molly just purse their lips)

if this is bad i don't care. i've seen most but not all of these live so if there are inaccuracies WHOOPS. anyway. who wants to hear me talk about bee farseer as cosette from les mis

[vashtorr-the-stampede]

A little artillery for my Royalists

[catsvkis]

amber and paragon thing

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[cykelops]

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

[cykelops]

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

[libertineangel]

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

[worlds-tiredest-girl]

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

[sprintingowl]

Notably, pawns can attain any office through valorous deeds in combat, even drastically changing their physiology to become one of those motile castles (do they scuttle? undulate? I see no legs.) However, when a pawn becomes a co-ruler, this process genders them. I fear the closest analogue for chess pieces in the animal kingdom may be bees.

[reddpenn]

Springtime Cottage, Mixed media on amethyst, 8" tall

[datasoong47]

[dankxsinatra]