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[hjartasalt]

Just had the absolute worst ever shift at work I think I deserve 1 billion dollars in compensation

[only-cat-memes]

[thememedaddy]

[aeoliantectrix]

1) why are you RIGHT

2) hotdong

3) bamhurger

[kfrances]

hell on earth

staff sgt. russo belongs to @opossumcryptid​

based on this funny text convo down belowww

Keep reading

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

celestial

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

⭐️ you can get these as stickers here ⭐️

[sosuperawesome]

Snail Hair Clips // Mar De Luna on Etsy

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[lacefuneral]

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

[lorienlady]

This often happens with feral cats! Meowing into adulthood is something cats learn for interacting with humans. If they don’t know any humans until they’re already adults, they just make whatever noises spring to their throat and you get… *gestures*

[catchymemes]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

[viralarcadian]

amazing

[jupitermelichios]

For non gamers

War Thunder is a game where you buy tanks, planes, warships and other military vehicles and have battles. By all accounts if you like those types of games, it's one of the best ones around

But what the game is famous for is that all the tanks in game are real military vehicles. And whether their stats in game are accurate to the real world is a hotly debated topic among players

Which had lead to multiple instances of players leaking classified military documents on the War Thunder forums to win arguments over whether their preferred in-game tank is or is not accurate

Of the top of my head, this had happened 6 times now, the most recent instance being within the last week, but I don't play it so there may be more I'm forgetting

The game Devs have had to repeatedly ask their players not to commit treason over the game, and to date, they are not being listened to

Which leads up to the post above, with 'playing war thunder' being considered a credible reason not to employ someone in the military

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[hotvampireadjacent]

The power just died I was literally in the middle of canceling hello fresh their snipers got me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[despazito]

Starting twin peaks

[despazito]

It's scaring my cat

[despazito]

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[hiveswap]

When I was in Amsterdam with a few people from my school, we got told that the lockers were full at the train station, and we had to go to a smaller luggage office next to a church nearby.

When we got there our teacher started talking to the man behind the counter in english, then she turned back to us and said something in hungarian, only for the man behind the counter to immediately switch and say “Oh hi i am also hungarian!”

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[ben-shapiro-onlyfans]

wikipedia is a gem

[laineysbucketlist]

If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

[mctreeleth]

https://xkcd.com/843/

[luckhaver]

The whole article is a wild ride.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

W...was this up for debate?

[hellsite-yano]

[socialmaya]

[downtroddendeity]

As a public service announcement, someone scraped every single text file on GameFAQS in March 2020 for archival purposes, and you can find it on archive.org with the title "Gamespot TXT GameFAQs - Full Archive." You can download the whole thing (it's about 2 gigs) if you want to spite Wikia's attempts to make themselves the gatekeepers of all fan knowledge.