Superbiatural

Bi-gressive, bi-beral, bi-owflake, Bisexual. Bi-ajoring in Bi-usiness bi-ministration. Go to my other bi-page, @birantual, to go get some bi-stuff off your bi-chest if you'd bi-like! Bi love ya!

[superbiatural]

I'm so angry. I just want my kids to have a good relationship with their dad, but the asshole would rather risk his kid's health for his own comfort. What a fucking prick.

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[ladynorbert]

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

[fragments-of-sappho]

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…

[aaronsmithtumbler]

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

[val-ritz]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

[superbiatural]

Met a guy, he got me doing that stupid smile thing.

What is wrong with my face? Why can't i stop smiling? I barely know the guy. I almost forgot what a crush felt like.

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[hollowboobtheory]

cis dude giving period advice: did u kno they make products you can wear that will absorb the blood? you should really look into that

[journeymanfool]

“i was emotionally close with a woman”

[anarchapella]

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

[lesserkiwi-deactivated20180504]

Give op their hard-earned notes

[krusty-cakes]

Tbh I hear “partner” and assume gay, I didn’t know straights used it. Very fair point, OP

[queerlybelovedones]

I hear ‘partner’ and think ‘gay’ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say ‘he’ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. It’s a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.

[imagddisaster-deactivated202009]

As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think it’s a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the person’s orientation or identity. I also use the word “partnered” when describing a monogamous relationship status.

[mxthermoon]

The term “partner” also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isn’t dictated by its legal status. 

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

also you can make cowboy jokes

[superbiatural]

Here comes the fucking mania

[warm-positivity-deactivated2022]

[profeminist]

[geekandmisandry]

A woman working at an OB/GYN office, who was a breast cancer survivor, asked Dr. Barry W. King to look at a lesion on her vagina

The woman was concerned her cancer returned so she turned to King for help

King examined her, and afterwards told her to have her husband look at it later 

Once home she used the bathroom and noticed the toilet paper was purple

She recognized the purple as gentian violet, which is a dye used to treat different medical conditions but thought it wasn’t used anymore

When she went back to work, King acted giddy and confessed he pranked her 

She realized King also told several other people she worked with about the ‘joke’

She said in court she believes he was hoping she had sex with her husband and that it would dye his penis purple as part of the prank 

King took a plea deal, pleading guilty to harassment and got to keep his license  

[oiaue]

lowkey cis men should not be ob/gyn’s. too many men are fucking trash like this dude.

[beesplosion]

Just another reason to never see a cis man for ob/gyn services

[harrygodzilla]

At what point do you think you are comfortable enough with someone to dye their vagina as a prank?

[bummass]

AND he told other ppl about it? Broke doctor/patient confidentiality laws?

[gaycism]

Men should not be ob/gyn period

[profeminist]

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- Andy Slavitt, former head of Medicare/caid

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[profeminist]

There are still a few hours left to sign up or call this number! Please share TODAY DEC. 15TH 2018.

As some commenters have pointed out, there are exceptions that would allow you to get on healthcare after the 15th. Those are EXCEPTIONS, most people need to sign up today or at least call that number to get in line!!!

Sign up at https://www.healthcare.gov/ and your state may also have a site to sign up. I live in WA and the state site was quick yesterday.

DO IT OR YOU MIGHT NOT BE ELIGIBLE AGAIN FOR A WHOLE YEAR!!! THANKS FOR SHARING.

[theepoetrygod]

I just wanna know

Who’s the wise-ass who decided it’s bisexual instead of ambisextrous

[superbiatural]

When you have to wake up in 6 hours, but you keep thinking of beating up your ex for making your kids cry.

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

[anxious-bi-bb-deactivated202006]

I love this tea

[asundergrowth]

Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.

Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.

Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.

Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.

I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.

Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.

[theofficialvincenzo]

Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror. 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Hell yeah hell yeah

[elisamaza]

[nuka-rockit]

[ryandevon]

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

[socialistexan]

Yes, this is real.

Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasn’t enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.