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Always Reblog
THE ORIGIN
THIS IS WHERE ITS FROM…HOLY FUCK… IVE ONLY EVER SEEN PEOPLE MENTION THIS
@danseatelier
Always Reblog
THE ORIGIN
THIS IS WHERE ITS FROM…HOLY FUCK… IVE ONLY EVER SEEN PEOPLE MENTION THIS
I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”
they had to put “bff” on her shirt so we’d know this wasn’t gay coffee
that tree isn’t high enough stupid!
me as a bat
I’m in love with this bat
“fuck it, good enough.”
*buys something online*
wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again
(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)
“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”
TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.
But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.
#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this
Omg, I totally loved this.. I wish I knew how to add the fb post I did of a bitstrip with me freaking out when my wife said she was pregnant. She wasn’t but friends knew it couldn’t be real. It was a hoot but some of my friends really freaked out thinking they’d have to defriend us. Kids are great for perpetuating the species, but seriously, gay aunties perpetuate the arts, the economy, the travel industry, investment properties (to bequeath to said nephews and nieces!), restaurants and groups that bring down tyranny (just you wait Donald…)
I realized one more amazing thing about last night's episode of Supergirl
That episode was incredibly female centric but more so than that, 4 key players in the episode (Lillian, Cat, Rhea and the President) were women over 50 years old.
It’s rare enough to get a woman over 50 on TV at all, more rare it is to have that woman be a key player in the plot line.
Having 4 female characters, all completely different and amazingly complex in a show and have them all be incredibly important to the story is unheard of.
How Supergirl 2x21 should go...
Cat: *Struts into the DEO*
Cat: *Holds hand out towards Alex*
Cat: Gun.
Alex: *Looks at her hesitantly for a moment*
Alex: *Looks to J'onn*
J'onn: *Nods*
Alex: *Hands Cat THE Gun*
Cat: *Shoots Mon-El in the face*
Cat: *Hands Alex her gun back*
Cat: Well, now that that's taken care of.
Cat: *Looks at Winn*
Cat: You, Computer Hobbit.
Cat: *Gestures to Mon-El's corpse*
Cat: Get rid of that.
Cat: *Looks at Vasquez*
Cat: You, Attractive Lesbian, fetch me a Latte.
Cat: *Looks at Kara*
Cat: Now, let's fix this mess.
me, opening a fake dating fic, having read hundreds before and knowing exactly how it will play out: i hope they fall in love
How are you lgbt?
I sent an application in and got accepted
I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding
I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.
I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.
i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar
A bird flew up and handed me a letter.
I was the one billionth customer.
Sorting hat.
went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay
I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT
I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.
It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.
Scratch off tickets
Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month
It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging
Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.
Found it tucked into the back of a library book.
weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.
It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Or maybe the onion.
I downloaded the app.
i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. :D
I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.
A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.
Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.
God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.
One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah.
Imbalance of the humours
I was caught in a magnetic storm from space and emerged with LGBTQ+ powers.
I entered a faery ring at the summer solstice. You know how it is.
bitten by a bisexual. after the next full moon I emerged genderless and queer; also possibly a werewolf
A magician asked me to pick a card, any card, and I got an ace of queers
Ancient forbidden martial arts technique.
Secret Santa.
Bitten by radioactive gaytor.
I slipped on some ice and landed on my back as the central pivot in a gay gang bang.
Won it on and scratch off ticket.
I made a pact with a gay dragon and now have wizardry and also am very gay.
I got lost in Bi-Mart when I was a child.
i was in a coma and i just woke up like this
Downloaded the app with a promo code
Assembled my ID card from Ikea.
Found a tiny rainbow flag in bottle
I found it in my cereal box 🏳️🌈
saw a post on tumblr that said “if you’re reading this you’re gay” and the rest is history
Sucked on a mango when I was a kid.
The doctor informed my parents, upon my birth - ‘it’s a lesbian!’
I was warned about listening to Indigo Girls. I didn’t heed the warning.
It was in the water.
Just
a few
articles
i stumbled
across
BUT WAIT–
THERE’S MORE
NOT TO MENTION MY PERSONAL FAVE:
WITH DETAILS SUCH AS
Thank you @99percentyou for doing the lord’s work keeping track of all these.
More:
Why Mon-El Belongs in a Supporting Role on Supergirl - BuddyTV
Where Supergirl Went Wrong - Medium
What Is Happening to the Relationships on Supergirl? - The Workprint
Supergirl Doesn’t Care for Fibbing - TV Guide
8 Reasons Supergirl Has Lost Its Way (And 2 Ways It Can Find It Again) - Heroic Hollywood
Supergirl Season 2: The Curious Case of James Olsen’s Absence - Hypable
Supergirl: How James Olsen Has Been Wronged - The Young Folks
2x19 proved Sanvers just needs their own spin off show where it’s just 45 minutes a week of them being badass lesbians in love
Where do I donate to make this happen?
Then / Now.
I live for this.
#reblog if you think maggie came in her pants #ignore if you’re okay with having a wrong opinion
In which I am Maggie.