Dani: Tax evasion? Seriously??
Danny: Its that or spending quality time with Walker-
Dani: I'll take the tax evasion.
Danny: Pleasant!
Dani: Ancients I hate you.
Danny: Love you two Dani!
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Dani: Uh, Creepy ahh basement man.
Ras al Ghul: I see we have an unwanted guest.
Dani: Wow you sound like a fruitloop.
Talia: Who sent you child?
Dani: Female fruitloop. That's new. Are you...*looks at the list Danny gave her* Talia and Ras Al Ghul?
Ras: So you know who we are.
Dani: Wouldn't be trying to confirm it if I did- *gets attacked* Bro. No manners here?
Ras: Quick on her feet. Has Lady Shiva finally taken in another?
Dani: Oh! I need to see her too actually. Anyway, Pretty sure Dad says this thing works like soul shredder.
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Gnomon: Join me or perish.
Duke: I really rather not. I don't even know you.
Gnomon: Duke Thomas this is not our first meeting.
Duke: Yeah I gather that mister Lightshow-
Dani: Oh wow there are just evil parents everywhere huh.
Duke: Miss maybe don't stand next to him.
Gnomon: And who are you?
Dani, stabs him: The IRS. *Gnomon disappears*
Duke: Did you just-?
Dani: He isn't dead. So your his kid. Duke right?
Duke: Um I don't feel like I should answer that.
Dani: Running will only make this process longer.
Duke: WHAT?!
Dani: I am the IRS, please it doesn't hurt. It's just a prick.
Duke: You are starting to sound like a doctor.
Dani: Close enough- *stabs Duke*
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Billy as Captain Marvel: Hello Miss are you lost?
Dani: Oh, welp not anymore.
Billy: Oh?
Dani: How many of you are either?
Billy: I'm sorry?
Dani: Eh- maybe this will go fast if you just go.
Billy: Miss- *poofs*
Dani: Honestly who makes kids play an adult hero?
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Constantine: Oh good seeing you again Little Lass.
Dani: Hi John. Drunk again?
Constantine: You know it. Has my time come? Have they assigned you as my grim reaper?
Dani: Nah, I'm playing IRS.
Constantine: Ew
Dani: I know.
Constantine: Am I on there?
Dani: Was that seriously a question?
Constantine: Fair enough. Not gonna take me now are ya?
Dani: Honestly saving you for last because you are you and I rather have someone I know as the last person.
Constantine: Fair enough, how can I help ya?
Dani: Who is this guy?
Constantine: Batsy?! That's crazy shat right there.
Dani: A friend?
Constantine: Something like that.
Dani: Directions please?
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Dani: This place gives total Sam vibes.
Damian: Watch where you are walking.
Dani: Dick.
Damian: You walked into me.
Dani: Well if you weren't taking up the whole sidewalk- Wait your Damian Wayne.
Damian: You have eyes congratulations.
Dani: And here I thought you were cute but you are just a prick.
Damian: Have you lived under a rock?
Dani: I'm not even from this rock.
Damian: Pardon?
Dani: No. *Stabs Damian*
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Dani, eating popcorn: Two for one deal?
Jason: I don't need you trailing me old man.
Bruce: You are on a list. Signal and Robin are missing. You and Batgirl are next. You refuse to report in.
Jason: With good reason. God if I knew you would be like this I would have went with the boogyman.
Bruce: Do not joke about this Hood.
Jason: You are scared about a vague description of a girl with a sword. News flash WE know about 6 ladies with swords. Hell it could be Cheshire and she finally lost it.
Dani: Cool name.
Jason: Agreed. Wait who-
Dani: Hi.
Batman: Civilian, it's not safe for you to be out now.
Jason: You've gone senile. Does she look like a civvie to you?
Dani: Do I even count if I don't live here?
Jason: Who are you?
Dani: The IRS.
Jason: I'm legally dead, I don't pay taxes.
Bruce: Hood. We are going to have a conversation about that later.
Dani: Oh, no I'm not the living IRS so yes I'm here for you and you. I guess you were talking about me.
Jason: The dead pay taxes?
Dani: Eh more like you get to fight it out in court or something or whatever I don't actually know the details.
Bruce: The girl with the sword and list.
Dani: Hi! ACTUALLY this is doing me a solid. You are Bruce and Jason right? I need to find this guy because he is apparently tied to like a million court cases.
Jason: Am I hallucinating?
Bruce: Where are my children?
Dani: Child. Damian? The asshole is waiting his trial with his mom and granddad thing. Pretty sure the Duke guy isn't your kid. Help or no help?
Jason: Who are you looking for?
Bruce: RED HOOD!
Dani: Jack something.... Jack Napier!
Jason: OH I CAN HELP WITH THAT ONE!
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Dani, finally done: Look at that lobby.
John, her last soul: I thought I was a problem.
Dani: Not even close! Honestly I think Dad just wants to scold you again.
John: He probably will.
Dan: There is no probably. Everyone else has due process but you. You know the drill.
Dani: Dad caught you?
Dan: I am playing security because apparently one of the little psychos you picked up wanted to stab people.
Dani: Joker?
Dan: Was that his name?
Dani: title I think.
John: Mass serial killer.
Dan: So I was right, he isn't special.
John: Lad I'm pretty sure only you can say that.
Bruce: Constantine.
John: Oh shi-
Jason: Damn you know him? Like personally?
Dani: It's-
Dan: Complicated.
Dabble inspired by Death and Taxes
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