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[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Commander Cody: If you found out your best friend was a mass serial killer, what would you do? Obi-Wan Kenobi: Pretend to be surprised.

[incorrectpnatquotes]

[As soon as Johnny becomes a Spectral] Johnny: How do I beat up a demon? Johnny: FYI, I WILL figure out a way to beat this demon up. I'm just asking if someone has already experimented with this or if I'm gonna have to 1800's pioneer this. Johnny: I'm sorry if this isn't coherent, I'm just REAL mad right now.

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Deadpool: When are bears most active? Deadpool: So googling "bear calendar" gave me amazing calendars full of grizzly hairy men. I'm buying those too but it didn't answer my question.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Steve: Your task is to piss off an entire room of people. How do you do it?

Tony: Show up, usually.

[forgetful-nerd]

Daredevil: God doesn’t make mistakes

Spiderman: Bullshit. I exist.

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Lister: I don't get it.

Rimmer: Did you learn anything about Kennedy?

Lister: From South Park?

Rimmer: The past president of the United States. He was assassinated in 1969 and it was a huge deal.

Lister: The guy from South Park got shot? I thought it was part of the show.

Rimmer: Google John F. Kennedy.

[valkyrisffvii]

Mithra: Can we give chocobos hot chocolate when they’re cold?

Sephiroth: I’m curious as to what prompted you to ask this.

Mithra: Saw a video of a cold chocobo :(

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Soren: Forget about your ex. There’s plenty of fish in the sea.

Dagny: You know what else there is in the sea? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.