#source: incorrectpeterparker

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I have a very strong urge to do cartwheels down the hallway

Tony: You are injured, there will be other times when you can cartwheel down the hall

[incorrectdefendersquotes2]

Danny: I’m pretty sure most of my ribs are dislocated, but it’s okay since they don’t hurt that bad.

Luke: WHAT-

Danny: Ooh! If all of my ribs were dislocated, would they still be considered dislocated? Since they’re all like still aligned with each other.

Luke: Yeah you need to see a doctor.

[incorrectmarvels]

Tony: I am not a well functioning person

[pochilovesloki]

Tony: ... What are you doing?

Loki, with ducklings following him: They finally accepted me as their leader.

[sandsucks]

Ahsoka: Bad news is I think I broke my arm but at least the good news is I got an A on that really hard test from last week

Anakin:

Anakin: Those two things aren’t even remotely related

@incorrectpeterparker thanks for the inspiration bahahaha (I’ve literally said this to my mom before and she was like huh??)

[unofficialhorrorandthewild]

Anne: you see these arms?

Anne: *flexes*

Anne: wii sports resort

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Radar: They say that some moments take your breath away, but actually that’s just my asthma.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: Me, driving my Toyota to the depths of hell: “let’s go places!”

Tony: How do you even think of this shit?