#source: lucifer

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta, trying to flirt: Is that a new perfume you’re wearing? It’s lovely.

Katniss: It’s… mosquito repellent?

Peeta:

Peeta: Oh.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: It's incredibly impulsive and short-sighted.

Bart: Have you noticed that's my jam?

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Okay, you and I. Well, there is no you and I. There’s a professional situation and I just need you-

James: See, you need me.

Regulus: we need you because you’re the one—

James: I’m the one.

Regulus:

James: You’re adorable when you’re flustered.

Regulus: I-I am not flustered!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: You do realize you can't win at therapy?

Tony: Oh please, I can win at anything.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: That was Finstock calling. Apparently, Eli has been using some very creative language today  Peter: Oh? Do tell. Stiles: Well, he called his math homework a "cluster duck" and his teacher a "mother flunker" Peter: [amused] Did he call anyone a "sock sucker"? [Stiles looks at him, pissed] Peter: What? It's just someone who sucks socks. Stiles: I can't believe you're teaching my son loophole swear words. Peter: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of him, I must say.

[etzeme]

tyler: try the coffee. wednesday: *takes the cup in her hands and closes her eyes as she sips the coffee; the expression on her face is one of dreamy delight* tyler: yeah? what do you think? wednesday, in a high, forced voice: uh, a little sweet.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Riz: Morality is not the reason I choose to stay away from hard drugs.

Riz: I just feel like my proximity to madness is closer than most people. I know I can easily run mad.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: Here you go, Elliot. [Hands him a cookie]

Colin: [Grabs the cookie] Mmm, yummy.

Penelope: Colin!!!

Colin: Why should the child go first? I am far larger. And hungrier!