Tim: what do you mean I summoned an asexual incubus?!
Bruce, passing his sons room:
Bruce rubs his face as he knows as about to regret going in there. He opens the door.
Tims standing in the center of a pentagram as heâs shoving the head of a demon back into a portal. He freezes as he sees his father. Behind, John Constantineâs sitting on a bean bag skimming through Dicks Diary.
Bruce twitches.
Bruce: John.
John, licking his finger as he turns pages: ohh, naughty Richard.
John sets the book down as Tim gives a final push sending the demon back.
John: Brucie.
Bruce, gritting his teeth now: did you help my son summon an incubus.
John snorts at the suggestion.
John: of course not.
John: I taught him.
Bruce: johhhhn!
John: I donât see the problem.
Tim: I do.
Tim: I see it clearly now.
Tim reaches across the floor into a pan of red liquid Bruce doesnât want to know where it came from. He goes and adds to a rune making the pentagram glow. Thereâs a pop and a body lands on the floor nude.
Roy Harper lays there. He sees Tim and winks. Tim squeals hugging him.
Tim, whispering: heâs perfect. Can I keep him Master John?
John shrugs: sure.
Bruce:
Bruce: clarrrk! Get in here before I commit murder!
thinking about scumbag roy popping tims cherry again đ
no capes au where dick throws a party at the manor while bruce and alfred are away one weekend. roy sneaking into tims room after tims had enough of how rowdy the older teens are, telling tim how hes so mature for his age and did he get enough to drink? roy brought a bottle with him if tim wants to share- hes /sure/ tim can handle it, because tims on the same level as him, right?
or maybe still capes and tim is at titans tower for whatever reason, and theyre partying there, tim so eager to prove that he deserves to be there. and slowly everyone else breaks off, dick and kori sneak off to koris room, donna goes to bed, cy and gar are playing video games, etc etc etc until tim and roy are alone, and roy tells tim how much he reminds him of dick, how hes "definitely dicks little brother" and it culminates in both of them being tipsy (tim moreso) and roy leaning in to kiss him, push him down gently to the floor or the couch, molesting him right there where anyone could walk in
Their canon ages are so far apart that no. But if you can get rid of that part of it then yeah. Something is currently exploding in the background and several people are suffering separately but yeah.
Attempting to write every prompt on this list! (Part 10/15, JayRoyTim)
-Â âoh, you look- just wow.â
âYour tie is crooked,â Tim sighed, reaching for Jason and adjusting it. Jason let him, tilting his chin up slightly as Tim tightened it, just a bit. âThere, better.â He smiled, leaning in and kissing Jasonâs cheek. âYou clean up so well honey.â
Jason chuckled, slid his arm around Timâs waist, was ready to steal a kiss from those perfect lips, when steps on the warehome stairs distracted them, Roy calling out, âHey, am I straight?â
He stopped at the bottom, Jason and Tim staking him in, and just⊠staring. He had his long hair swept back into a tight bun, his suit fitting him perhaps too well, the red of his shirt complimenting his eyes.
âGuys?â he asked, as moments ticked by in silence.
And then, Jason, âOh. YouâŠâ he paused, cleared his throat, âYou look- just-â
âWow.â Tim now, squirming away from Jasonâs hold and walking right over. Roy opened his mouth to tease them- but the words died when Tim grabbed him by his jacket lapels, pulling him in for the kind of kiss that left Royâs lungs devoid of air.
Timâs teeth dragged along his lip, and when he finally released Roy, there was Jasonâs hand, on the back of his neck- holding him steady as he kissed him so deeply Royâs knees felt weak. He grasped at Jasonâs jacket, Felt one of Timâs hands sliding down his chest, curving out to grasp at his waist.
âNot, fair,â Roy managed, between kisses. It was never fair when they teamed up against him. Jason chuckled against his lips, before taking a fell step back.
âSorry Roytoy, you just look too good not to devour.â
Roy huffed, reaching up to pluck at his own tie. âYou didnât answer my question.â
âIf youâre straight? Baby, no,â Tim teased, and oh, Roy could smack him.
And he did, right on the ass. Tim jumped, laughing, and Roy grinned. âMy tie dumbass.â
âStraight enough,â Jason decided, thinking even if it wasnât, Roy was distracting enough cleaned up as he was that no one would notice.
Roy nodded. âWe should go before weâre late. The last thing I want is Batdad mad at me because I made his kids late to one of his charity events.â
âOh heâll live,â Jason said, even as he turned, heading for the door. âBesides, you walk in looking like you are, and no one will want to pay attention to Bruce Wayne.â
âJasonâs right,â Tim said, gently nudging Roy to get him heading for the door as well. âOne look at you and everyone will want to eat you alive.â Tim hugged one of Royâs arms as they walked, leaning into him- looking at him as if everyone meant him and Jason.
= tim and bart are already dating and WOW my older brothers/my older cousins bff is a STUD let's see if we can get him to hang out with us. from roy's pov these guys are cute and funny so why not, oh man now he's attached. how did this happen.
2- Dinner headcanon
= whatever tim wants, bart insists they Do Not get, whatever bart wants roy isn't in the mood for, and when roy finally picks something both tim and bart go "woohoo" also absolutely none of them can cook even a little bit. they have not had a homecooked meal in months. send help.
4- Playful/silly headcanon
= roy loves tickling bart, tim finds it really endearing
