teh blog

https://www.tehx.ca | she/her | 196 migrant | i use cachyos btw | miku listener | funny cat enjoyer :3

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

When you post on tumblr: every day you're surprised by the sheer innovative genius of the ways they'll find to miss understand you

[sapphling]

always very alarming to see how many "leftists" think "well why are you so worried about people having their human rights and privacy violated if it's to punish the bad people? there's no reason to oppose that unless you're a bad person" is a normal progressive line to hold

[puppygirllaika]

girl thighs are literally so good. You can just like, put your face in between them and suddenly the whole world is quiet and soft and warm and smells like girl. 10/10.

[worstgirleva]

Male socialization is such an evil rhetoric. Yeah I guess not transitioning at the age of 5 is my fault and I'm evil for it. Yeah I guess not having the childhood I wish I did means I'm a danger and I should perpetually apologize for it

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[redstonedust]

also to be clear bc some people have mentioned it, theres already aspects of peoples appearance that are 10000% exclusive to a specific ideology (a tattoo of a fascist symbol, for example) but i really dont think you can count that as insulting someone based on their appearance because the appearance isn't the problem. idc if the tattoo looks good or bad i care that this person is broadcasting their fascist views to the world. i hope the difference is obvious,

[were--ralph]

if i were a billionaire i would make a hooters for fat men in thongs so fucking fast

[were--ralph]

its called Milkies and you get to milk your condiments from them with fake udders while they pant and sweat and maybe moo a bit

[were--ralph]

im accepting donations and investments and applications

[were--ralph]

The mascot is a bara bull man in a thong and one testicle out and his name is Milky Mike and for extra money you can reserve him for a table where he breastfeeds you Dr. Pepper or other soft drinks

[were--ralph]

For birthday parties you can pay extra to have Eggy Eddie the werewolf lay an egg on the table and inside is a mystery gacha treat the whole family can enjoy except not really because this is a restaurant for adults only

[were--ralph]

theres a Woke Option for every meal on the menu where you can add extra estrogen, testosterone, or mystery hormone

but watch out

[were--ralph]

You can play a game of Slappies which is where you slap Milky Mike's tiddies like those carnival machines with the scores and if you reach 999 you get a free shirt and also get doused with breastmilk (or a soft drink for those who are lactose intolerant #accessibility)

[fallingtowers]

there are some pretty good chalkboard gags in the early simpsons seasons but my favorite so far is definitely the one where bart is writing "i am not a 32-year-old woman" like aw honey don't worry. you will be

[dimespin]

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

[dragongirlsnout]

reptilegirl in denial of being a yuri protagonist: "i-is it gay if our slits touch...? ;w;"

[dragongirlsnout]

birdgirl in denial of being a yuri protagonist: "can two girls really cloacal kiss...? OvO"

[mschelle]

Well hot damn if it wasn't enough for this loser to throw a public tantrum now he's going out of his way to follow predestrogen on other platforms and start harassing her there!!! You can't hide these Matt I got the screenshots lol!!!!!!

HE'S BLATANTLY LYING OUT OF HIS ASS!! SPREAD IT AROUND!! And also since she seems to be from Ireland even though I don't even know shit about eu laws from what little I do know this is a big violation of GDPR and should be reported as such!! https://commission.europa.eu/law/law-topic/data-protection/reform/rights-citizens/redress/what-should-i-do-if-i-think-my-personal-data-protection-rights-havent-been-respected_en

[creatureofthecornfield]

@photomatt should kill himself.

[fleshengine]

I genuinely hope this circulates forever.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[noelle-ism]

Her name is Scalper

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[virtualgirladvance]

[morphoblue]

elf 💜

[youmegravity]

Constantly accusing trans women of grooming is particularly heinous because you can use any genuine attempt to help and support others as 'evidence'

[youmegravity]

Sharing resources is grooming. Supporting each other is grooming. Warning others of transmisogynists is grooming. Making friends is grooming. Wanting a better future is grooming. Openly existing as a trans woman is grooming

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"trying to draw other people close to you in any way is nefarious and suspicious, because you are nefarious and suspicious"

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

convincing someone to stop obsessing over and harassing you is grooming, we all remember that one right? where they started preordering being groomed into not harassing trans women?

[maidslime]

back on my old trans-mom blog, I was accused of grooming on a near daily basis simply for my efforts of telling 16 year old trans kids to not kill themselves. I was accused of grooming for helping adults older than me step by step how to get hrt through their local doctors offices or planned parenthood. I was accused of grooming for helping an adult trans woman escape an abusive relationship. I was called a pedophile for being friends with someone who was also in her 20s.

[arbellaart]

Fish titties