*Double Pistol Wink*

Enjoy the trash i post.

[segamascott]

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[inbabylontheywept]

one of my favorite things in the world is when i am excercising Extreme Self Restraint about something, and i want to give in and just do it but i can't, and then my wife just waltzes in and doesn't even pretend that she's gonna resist, she just Does The Thing immediately and i get to be like. ah. as eve, so adam.

two apples please.

[lionesshathor]

As Eve, so Adam.

Two apples pleaee.

[shortqueershakespeare]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

niiiiice

ink: diamine firestorm

[stitchbuggies]

I saw pill bugs on here a few weeks ago and really wanted to make my own! The pattern is a bit rough but I hope it works (I tried to get it perfect for like a week before calling it good enough).

Just print out (or copy from a screen) the first page and cut out the pattern pieces. Hopefully the pictures on page two will help but if not I will do my best to answer any questions!

Hope you enjoy and make your own lil isopod friend!

If anyone makes this, I would love to see pictures 💕

[p0mipaws]

Thank you so much for the pattern!!! Here's my own little neapolitan pill bug 💕💕💕

[cinkabear]

My idiot badly sewn son

[technicolortrollop]

@tentaculartacos

[tentaculartacos]

He’s just a little guy

[tentaculartacos]

Today I wore my big pants. Which means I could fit 11 lightbulbs more than expected into a singular pocket.

[soulmvtes]

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

[boy-cow]

Guys those greedy bastards in the northern hemisphere are stealing our FUCKING SUN!!

[fittingoutjane]

Yup, and we're never going to give it back, either!

[fittingoutjane]

I regret to say we have been forced to give it back.

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

what?

[magspie-deactivated20200824]

Bonus: since y’all agree with me that he’s still the handsomest prince around.

[strawberry-milk-things]

GOOD ADDITION OP

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

BEST ADDITION

[porterdavis]

[weevil-mastermind]

What do you mean? This isn’t a parody?

[weevil-mastermind]

Oh my god he actually responded like this. He actually said those words on the debate stage when they did the smallest amount of debunking of the racist lie he’s been running with for weeks now. He actually said this.

How is he so bad at doing this??

[shofarsogood]

I didn't watch the debate so I just assumed this was a meme. Are you fucking kidding me?

[zetabrarian]

Wow. It's really real.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/01/us/politics/cbs-debate-fact-checking-vance.html

And because nytimes is paywalled:

https://www.salon.com/2024/10/01/you-werent-going-to-fact-check-vance-gets-his-mic-cut-after-fuming-over-fact/

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

Context: This is a grocery store in the town of Black Mountain, NC, which was devastated by Hurricane Helene. The police will not let anyone in to get food or clean water or even baby formula and diapers, not even if they have cash to pay. This is being framed as "stopping looters". This is apparently the best thing the cops have to do with their time, during a widespread emergency.

The store has no power - the food will rot anyway.

[astraldemise]

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

[astraldemise]

oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Clowning towards you with incredible speed and murderous intent.

[the-haiku-bot]

Clowning towards you

with incredible speed and

murderous intent.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kitsnicket]

[bernard-jackson]

[dyke-pollinator]

You cant get this on any other website

[kira-serialfaggot]

[cuteratgirl]

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

[feraligatr]

[dknightlight]

The straight up whiskey sausage

[oraclebabs013]

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[alleesaur]

a few more quick doodles, for fun

[alleesaur]

mythical duo edition - jackalope and wolpertinger

[apolladay]

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

[mollyjames]

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american's car tolerance

[aichu-dechu]

[s-n-arly]

Apparently my favorite picture books as a child were written by queer authors.  This brings me joy.