Welcome to the Twilight Zone....

[our-queer-experience]

[mysticorset]

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

[knittingserpent]

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

[bedoflo2lo2-deactivated20250531]

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starrylolo]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[fishfrommars]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[zayzl]

I missed this post so much

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[chunkylilshe-devil]

[razzleberryjam]

Adhd symptoms no one talks about:

I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet drawers because I cant organize my closet drawers until I organize my nightstand and I cant do that until I GET A NIGHTSTAND because the space between my really heavy bookshelf full of books and the space between my bed is abnormally narrow BUT TONIGHT WHILE I WAS AT ROSS I found the perfect nightstand so now I can go home and put all the stuff thats supposed to go on and under my nightstand on and under my nightstand and then I can organize the space next to my bed, then I can organize the closet drawers, then im at another impasse because I still need the proper vanity organizational materials; but we have made some achievements tonight boys

[cameoappearance]

It’s like every problem is this

[roseverdict]

Sometimes even things that aren’t problems are Rush Hour…which then turns it into a problem when you can’t do it

[11990904]

source

[atomic-rez]

The Perfume Department

[julykings]

wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person

[animusrox]

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Dir. Bryan Spicer

[amadina-fasciata]

“It’s… it’s good… *sniff*”

[fluffygif]

Ducklings’ first swim!

[thefuzzydave]

The Headlines of 2020

[knit-soup]

I remember that subway headline

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[residentgoodgirl]

I cannot believe… they let chris rock get away with this

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

he ain’t lie

[molothoo]

He really didn’t

[periwinkle39]

The real power move here is that the witness gave a very specific and useful description that the police could use to conduct their search. Yes, the suspect was black but he also offered height, weight, what he was wearing and non-racial identifying features. it was THE COPS who took all this useful information and decided to weaponize it against a kid. 

This isn’t just an accurate depiction of how racism works. It’s a specific call-out about racist cops and the negative effect of racism on police work. 

[babyanimalgifs]

Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places

(via)

[cocolechatnoir]

The President is my Quarantine buddy! 

Rules: the last photo of a celebrity saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.

Tagged by @casualnerdchild

I tag @heddathehorrible @i-curiositas @carnalreincarnated @stewacai @we-the-dreamers @hoppehoppereiter and @labyrinthinelibrary

[carnalreincarnated]

This is literally the only celebrity photo I have saved in my phone. For reasons. 😂 I guess my quarantine will be a fun one.

Tagging @es-oh-si-que-es @taletreader @jimmythedonut @hentaihotsauce @hawkin-byrd @darkhawk1126 @purgatorybridge

[hentaihotsauce-deactivated20240]

This is the closest thing I have to a celebrity photo saved lol.

TMNT isn’t a bad house partner.

@eterrorist @brittania-rex @dark-kelta-deactivated

[silent-calling]

I’m cool with this. Don’t worry, Johnny. The rum isn’t gone. We’ll share.

I wasn’t tagged, but Imma tag @fresno-nightcrawler @ninatastic @all-ringils-blazing @termytheantisocialbutterfly @tinyandardent and @tiny-broken-pieces

[all-ringils-blazing]

James Hetfield is my quarantine buddy

*James’ voice* Yeeeeeeeeeah

Tagging only: @mochibat @emperor-draygon @pinkpolygons @theslumberofthebeast @punk-courtesan @kittyinhighheels @fresno-nightcrawler @the-white-frost cause Im tired

[theslumberofthebeast-deactivate]

It-t…it’s Dave Ponchostaine

@rogers-wateringcan @80sphase @lovely-menza @trashtheplace @daveslutstaine @slavet0thegrind @ilovetomkeiferslips

[malinov-kompot]

Thanks @theslumberofthebeast for the tag!💕

Am I srewed? Yes. Am I going to complain? No. Anyway, I tag @thrasherbastard @idontloveanything @deodorant-cake and @tuliptheswashbuckler 💕

[wharghoul]

ty for the tag maggie ily!!

fuck yeah knoxville i’m set for a sickass quarantine

i tag @carniiivore @axelhatesyou @shotgunmessiahs and @ratsalad 💕

[ratsalad]

this picture of lars ulrich (cropped from this for comedic purposes) was the last picture on my phone lol. i’m tagging @tozier-the-trashmouth @urcowboyfriend @blodgram​ @firebonbon @kthemarsian​ if you guys wanna do it!

[kthemarsian]

Sebastian Stan as my quarantine buddy? Sign me the fuck up 😁

I am tagging @lov3nerdstuff @nuggsmum @just-the-hiddles and @hopelessromanticspoonie. Only if you guys want to do it 😁

[nuggsmum]

No thanks lmao

[lowhostrikesback]

Stealing this from @nuggsmum coz it’s hilarious hahahaha

Let’s see– *checks hers*

Nevermind. *tosses phone in a bin*

[nuggsmum]

Wanna switch @lowhostrikesback ?

[holykryptonitekitten]

Well fuck…its gonna be interesting…😆

@wickednerdery @brewinchesterskywalker @wrappedinlokisarms @nekoamamori @cyenakarma @lokispettigerr

[wickednerdery]

I don’t save celeb photos on my phone (or, if I do, I delete right after), but here’s the last from my computer, lol!

So…yeah…I’m feeling pretty good about this, lol!!

@lady-crowned-with-stars​ @ultrarebelheart​ @chibiyanai​ @crazytxgradstudent​ @manip-loki​ @michellearel1​

[n9yt1r1]

Welp!

@stardancerluv @starscreamloki @jokershyena @lovermrjokerr @little-moonbeam-666

[loki-hargreeves]

Well well well, quarantined with Kylo. I wouldn’t complain 👀

@iraniq @godidontevenknowwhat @i-have-arrived-bitch @yuna-belikova @optimisticpeacecollector5

[kato-ptris-deactivated20230720]

i’m with matthew i’m so happy he’d be such a fun person to be quarantined with he’s so cute and his vibe is immaculate 🥺

tagging: @sorta-spoooky​ @aspen-groovy​ @lancetuckershairgel​ @ok-buchanan​

[callsign-fangirl]

@captnrogers​ @mr-skyline-r34​ @nickysurfer28​ @trekchik​ @star-spangled-beard-burn​ @omega-nicole​ @deathonyourtongue​

[mr-skyline-r34-deactivated20210]

Not mad ngl

@salted-caramel-tea @gecrgemackays @hxldmxdxwn @chicana-fangirl @chaoticpete @lextheflexsthings @ladystrombwick @xalexxanderhamiltrashx @bluetree76 @a-qualitystudentharmony @official-and-unstable-satan @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @callmemoonlight123

[ladystrombwick]

Thanks @mr-skyline-r34

well…..

@sweetgcreature and whoever wants to

[sweetgcreature]

Thanks darling @ladystrombwick 🌷✨💕

my man 🍉🍉🍉

I tag: @deakyswhitequeen @modymody99 @natromanxoff @thefairyfellermercury @sarcastically-defensive17 @imwaytooobsessed @cherries-n-rocknroll @hannafuckingsucks

[oscarwaswildebutalanwaswilder]

@sweetgcreature thank u for the lovie💗

Ok i have a collection of Freddie’s photos lolol🤣💞💖

Tagging; @his-majesty-king-mercury @an-abyss-called-life @shes-over-bored @modymody99 @bastard-poopiepoopoo @toomuchlove-willkillyou @sunshine112 @moviestorian @mephisto92 @melisa-may-taylor72 @queen-paladin @rogah-wrote-gaga

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

Ayy thanks @thefairyfellermercury !

AWWW HECK YEEAAA :D

@mayplantstarrwaters @bisexualcrabqueen @sgtstrawman @pepperland-timelord @ob-la-di-ob-la-di @natromanxoff AND ANYBODYY

[zipstick]

Sooo, do I get them both?

@bisexualcrabqueen @i-am-the-egg-enby @a-rude-occurrence @bluepepperland @today-pepperland-goes-bluey @ob-la-di-ob-la-di

[a-rude-occurrence-deactivated20]

Thanks @pepperland-timelord

let’s see who I have…

Oh??? Okay??

I’m tagging anybody who wants to because I annoy my followers to much already :))

[aranealux]

Annoy us? Never :D

Alrighty, celebrity photos huh? Not sure I have any, but lets see!

So discounting Jesus and Albert Einstein, I think this photo of Fecal Matter is the closest thing I have to a celebrity photo. It’s not my favourite of them (they have skin heels which are fantastic and I want them) but I saved this one for the pudding cups :D

Tagging whoever feels like doing this :)

[mrscrocombe]

I WANNA DO THISSS

Let’s see…

Does Carter count as a celebrity tho?

Tagging @areyoupuckingkidding-blog 💖, @cahtahblr 💕and whoever wants to play!!! This is fun!

[theshootingpuck]

Hiii

thank you dear @aragonyie 💕

Quarantined with the Avengers and Pikachu HAHAHA

Tagging @flyinsportsgirl @rosypatrick @whentheautumnleavesfall @martieblogsstuff @that-fandom-stuck-in-your-head @bandgirlsclub

please take care everyone😊

[patteysgirl-deactivated20250219]

Tagged by @cahtahblr ✌

Quarantined with George Mackay??? Lol not complaining

I’m tagging @mollybri22 @fraction-of-a-flying-puck @alexandrgeorgiev @ijustlovehockey @tk0n3cny @whentheautumnleavesfall

[ijustlovehockey]

Um

Okay thennnn. IS THIS ALLOWED!?!

@anthony-angello @andrewcogliano @holtbishop @wearepenguins @roohintz @hockeyownsmyass13 @ayohockeycheck @maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always and whoever else wants to join in, go wild!

[erikjohnson]

Oh no and least there will be some banging music

[reavenedges-lies]

Ummm do hockey boys count cause if not its

[sadwittlebean]

I literally only have pictures of Jason on my phone, memes and pictures of me and my bird.

[thatghostgirl]

😭😭😭 MINE DIDNT MAKE IT.

[catchymemes]

[juliastiles]