Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)
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@thatghostgirl
Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)
I’m sorry but this comment is sending me
I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
World Heritage Post
I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
I missed this post so much
if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
Adhd symptoms no one talks about:
I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet drawers because I cant organize my closet drawers until I organize my nightstand and I cant do that until I GET A NIGHTSTAND because the space between my really heavy bookshelf full of books and the space between my bed is abnormally narrow BUT TONIGHT WHILE I WAS AT ROSS I found the perfect nightstand so now I can go home and put all the stuff thats supposed to go on and under my nightstand on and under my nightstand and then I can organize the space next to my bed, then I can organize the closet drawers, then im at another impasse because I still need the proper vanity organizational materials; but we have made some achievements tonight boys
It’s like every problem is this
Sometimes even things that aren’t problems are Rush Hour…which then turns it into a problem when you can’t do it
source
The Perfume Department
wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Dir. Bryan Spicer
“It’s… it’s good… *sniff*”
Ducklings’ first swim!
The Headlines of 2020
I remember that subway headline
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
I cannot believe… they let chris rock get away with this
he ain’t lie
He really didn’t
The real power move here is that the witness gave a very specific and useful description that the police could use to conduct their search. Yes, the suspect was black but he also offered height, weight, what he was wearing and non-racial identifying features. it was THE COPS who took all this useful information and decided to weaponize it against a kid.
This isn’t just an accurate depiction of how racism works. It’s a specific call-out about racist cops and the negative effect of racism on police work.
Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places
(via)
The President is my Quarantine buddy!
Rules: the last photo of a celebrity saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.
Tagged by @casualnerdchild
I tag @heddathehorrible @i-curiositas @carnalreincarnated @stewacai @we-the-dreamers @hoppehoppereiter and @labyrinthinelibrary
This is literally the only celebrity photo I have saved in my phone. For reasons. 😂 I guess my quarantine will be a fun one.
Tagging @es-oh-si-que-es @taletreader @jimmythedonut @hentaihotsauce @hawkin-byrd @darkhawk1126 @purgatorybridge
This is the closest thing I have to a celebrity photo saved lol.
TMNT isn’t a bad house partner.
@eterrorist @brittania-rex @dark-kelta-deactivated
I’m cool with this. Don’t worry, Johnny. The rum isn’t gone. We’ll share.
I wasn’t tagged, but Imma tag @fresno-nightcrawler @ninatastic @all-ringils-blazing @termytheantisocialbutterfly @tinyandardent and @tiny-broken-pieces
James Hetfield is my quarantine buddy
*James’ voice* Yeeeeeeeeeah
Tagging only: @mochibat @emperor-draygon @pinkpolygons @theslumberofthebeast @punk-courtesan @kittyinhighheels @fresno-nightcrawler @the-white-frost cause Im tired
It-t…it’s Dave Ponchostaine
@rogers-wateringcan @80sphase @lovely-menza @trashtheplace @daveslutstaine @slavet0thegrind @ilovetomkeiferslips
Thanks @theslumberofthebeast for the tag!💕
Am I srewed? Yes. Am I going to complain? No. Anyway, I tag @thrasherbastard @idontloveanything @deodorant-cake and @tuliptheswashbuckler 💕
ty for the tag maggie ily!!
fuck yeah knoxville i’m set for a sickass quarantine
i tag @carniiivore @axelhatesyou @shotgunmessiahs and @ratsalad 💕
this picture of lars ulrich (cropped from this for comedic purposes) was the last picture on my phone lol. i’m tagging @tozier-the-trashmouth @urcowboyfriend @blodgram @firebonbon @kthemarsian if you guys wanna do it!
Sebastian Stan as my quarantine buddy? Sign me the fuck up 😁
I am tagging @lov3nerdstuff @nuggsmum @just-the-hiddles and @hopelessromanticspoonie. Only if you guys want to do it 😁
No thanks lmao
Stealing this from @nuggsmum coz it’s hilarious hahahaha
Let’s see– *checks hers*
Nevermind. *tosses phone in a bin*
Wanna switch @lowhostrikesback ?
Well fuck…its gonna be interesting…😆
@wickednerdery @brewinchesterskywalker @wrappedinlokisarms @nekoamamori @cyenakarma @lokispettigerr
I don’t save celeb photos on my phone (or, if I do, I delete right after), but here’s the last from my computer, lol!
So…yeah…I’m feeling pretty good about this, lol!!
@lady-crowned-with-stars @ultrarebelheart @chibiyanai @crazytxgradstudent @manip-loki @michellearel1
Welp!
@stardancerluv @starscreamloki @jokershyena @lovermrjokerr @little-moonbeam-666
Well well well, quarantined with Kylo. I wouldn’t complain 👀
@iraniq @godidontevenknowwhat @i-have-arrived-bitch @yuna-belikova @optimisticpeacecollector5
i’m with matthew i’m so happy he’d be such a fun person to be quarantined with he’s so cute and his vibe is immaculate 🥺
tagging: @sorta-spoooky @aspen-groovy @lancetuckershairgel @ok-buchanan
@captnrogers @mr-skyline-r34 @nickysurfer28 @trekchik @star-spangled-beard-burn @omega-nicole @deathonyourtongue
Not mad ngl
@salted-caramel-tea @gecrgemackays @hxldmxdxwn @chicana-fangirl @chaoticpete @lextheflexsthings @ladystrombwick @xalexxanderhamiltrashx @bluetree76 @a-qualitystudentharmony @official-and-unstable-satan @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @callmemoonlight123
Thanks @mr-skyline-r34
well…..
@sweetgcreature and whoever wants to
Thanks darling @ladystrombwick 🌷✨💕
my man 🍉🍉🍉
I tag: @deakyswhitequeen @modymody99 @natromanxoff @thefairyfellermercury @sarcastically-defensive17 @imwaytooobsessed @cherries-n-rocknroll @hannafuckingsucks
@sweetgcreature thank u for the lovie💗
Ok i have a collection of Freddie’s photos lolol🤣💞💖
Tagging; @his-majesty-king-mercury @an-abyss-called-life @shes-over-bored @modymody99 @bastard-poopiepoopoo @toomuchlove-willkillyou @sunshine112 @moviestorian @mephisto92 @melisa-may-taylor72 @queen-paladin @rogah-wrote-gaga
Ayy thanks @thefairyfellermercury !
AWWW HECK YEEAAA :D
@mayplantstarrwaters @bisexualcrabqueen @sgtstrawman @pepperland-timelord @ob-la-di-ob-la-di @natromanxoff AND ANYBODYY
Sooo, do I get them both?
@bisexualcrabqueen @i-am-the-egg-enby @a-rude-occurrence @bluepepperland @today-pepperland-goes-bluey @ob-la-di-ob-la-di
Thanks @pepperland-timelord
let’s see who I have…
Oh??? Okay??
I’m tagging anybody who wants to because I annoy my followers to much already :))
Annoy us? Never :D
Alrighty, celebrity photos huh? Not sure I have any, but lets see!
So discounting Jesus and Albert Einstein, I think this photo of Fecal Matter is the closest thing I have to a celebrity photo. It’s not my favourite of them (they have skin heels which are fantastic and I want them) but I saved this one for the pudding cups :D
Tagging whoever feels like doing this :)
I WANNA DO THISSS
Let’s see…
Does Carter count as a celebrity tho?
Tagging @areyoupuckingkidding-blog 💖, @cahtahblr 💕and whoever wants to play!!! This is fun!
Hiii
thank you dear @aragonyie 💕
Quarantined with the Avengers and Pikachu HAHAHA
Tagging @flyinsportsgirl @rosypatrick @whentheautumnleavesfall @martieblogsstuff @that-fandom-stuck-in-your-head @bandgirlsclub
please take care everyone😊
Tagged by @cahtahblr ✌
Quarantined with George Mackay??? Lol not complaining
I’m tagging @mollybri22 @fraction-of-a-flying-puck @alexandrgeorgiev @ijustlovehockey @tk0n3cny @whentheautumnleavesfall
Um
Okay thennnn. IS THIS ALLOWED!?!
@anthony-angello @andrewcogliano @holtbishop @wearepenguins @roohintz @hockeyownsmyass13 @ayohockeycheck @maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always and whoever else wants to join in, go wild!
Oh no and least there will be some banging music
Ummm do hockey boys count cause if not its
I literally only have pictures of Jason on my phone, memes and pictures of me and my bird.
😭😭😭 MINE DIDNT MAKE IT.