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What do you think trolls would call a situation where all their quadrant are filled? Maybe something related with poker?
Serendipity is like fated partners though. I'm talking about the relationship status of a troll that's filled all quadrants, not necessarily serendipitously
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They're straight
someone had to make this joke
homestuck 2 needs to hire me as a writer because id give vriska a little bitty kitten to carry around in her pocket at all times and then id make her name it karkat
vrisrezi reuinion vriska goes "Oh yeah. I carry Karkat with me at all times." and terezi goes ". Y34H. UM. Y34H ... 1 DO TH4T W1TH JOHN TOO." and vriska goes "Cool! Wanna show each other?" and vriska opens her jacket and its a tiny little gray fluffy kitten with big yellow eyes that lets out loud angry squeak for being awoken but at the same time terezi just smacks johns bloody lifeless bodyonto the ground in front of the two. "...What the a8solute FUCK, Terezi?" "SORRY. 1 TH1NK 1 M1SUND3RSTOOD WH4T W3 W3R3 DO1NG."
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If Yiffy has no fans then I am dead. Long live the Bad Bitch
Greetings, I recently perused your analysis on June and found it to be an exquisite disquisition on her entire character, with which I wholeheartedly agree. If it would not impose too greatly upon your time, I would graciously request an analysis regarding Rose. Thank you kindly.
Well, thank you for being so kind!
Rose Lalonde is pretentious. She wants to know, because to her, knowlege is control. She's the one to create the faq, she's the one to test the limits, she's the one to see where it breaks.
Through her life, she never understood her mother. How could she? We know she had a drinking issue, and we know this rampant alchoholism made it hard for her to know her intensions. acts of motherly love become backhanded and rude under the tint of a wine bottle, and Rose could never understand why her mother would willingly go through with the addiction. So she drank. And she couldn't stop.
Doc Scratch and Kanaya were both challenges to her intellect, a way to prove that she was above the level they assumed she was. With Kanaya, she was able to read into every other word, every intention, and every way she could come closer to her. With Doc Scratch, she was in over her head. By playing into his words, she drew herself closer and closer to the horrorterrors and the green sun. Kanaya was an equal, Doc Scratch was a predator.
Rose thinks that she's above it all. She wants to be infallible, she holds herself to a higher regard than everyone else. But she's not a god as she imagined them. She's Rose Lalonde. And that scares her.
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child
i do appreciate people who draw bro ripped bc thats awesome but also i always double take at hero mode bro panels. like dude can i buy you a burger?
Trying to find each other.
Beta kids'd your reaction images
Alpha kids'd your reaction images
Sigh...
Homestuck Trolls'd your reaction images (part 1)
...Homestuck Trolls'd your reaction images (part 2)
GUESS WHAT I'M NOT DONE AHAHAHAHAHA
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whos gonna pull her over though
Listen to me.
do you think she was having intrusive thoughts about dealing with rose like she dealt with eridan.
do you think raising her actual active weapon of war to her lips, smearing the color of what would have been rose's blood if she was a troll, in the exact way she did after she executed the last person to gaslight her into accepting a shitty situation over and over and over again
(it makes the callback to this conversation really fucking funny because
(that source was rose. rose's influence stretches even that far back. her eridan trauma mingling with how rose is behaving was fucking. Inevitable. frankly.)
also people are saying "didnt kanaya already deal with and come to terms with it earlier." no
in homestuck that phrase is code for "i have UNRESOLVED STRONG FEELINGS ON THIS ISSUE."
and even then she goes out of her way to say shes not angry at jade but she IS ANGRY AT ROSE. she is upset at being lied to but she didnt think there was anything to say about it in a public venue
so this is a private one!
she got pissed at jade for openly admitting to trying to manipulate her/trying to solve her like a puzzle/bury her in therapyspeak.
and speaking of jade
you guys notice how this \/ describes the rosemary status quo.
how kanaya, for the first time, heard this ^
and saw herself. and realized just how fucking bad its gotten
kanaya is so fucking sick. of being told that her fate is to stand by and have blood on her hands for the decisions of the awful people around her
and rose's response, her genuinely haunting reply to all of this
that's *fear* in kanaya's reply.
*when* did you stop trying.
how long have i been with this... person, who just. thinks she's utterly above it all. who is tormented with visions of the future so completely that the present has ceased to matter
who are you
is rose even still in there?
or is it just the bored goddess, who destroyed *herself* as a first result to get more knowledge, who i raised a kid with
or, i guess.
another off-brand doppelganger
god. this update saved my life. this update watered my crops. this update fed me for weeks. i am so fucking happy everyone is finally seeing the raw power that is knowing the toxic rosemary yuri was already here
it's fucking happening
we are so fucking back
I can't possibly put anything written here any better than how you've put it. But I have a few cents I'd like to toss into the pot.
^ This bit?
This applies to *both* sides of the Rosemary dynamic. I'd even argue that it's more Rose that parallels Jade in this scenario, because we get to see a lot more of how Kanaya initially viewed Rose in the comic proper.
She had full access to Rose's walkthrough, to the beta kids's (almost) entire timeline via Trollian, and therefore had many clearly conceived notions about the kids.
One of them in particular.
And from the beginning, Kanaya objectified Rose. Saw her as an ideal. Projected all her hopes and dreams onto her.
Rosemary was always unhealthy. It was always a dynamic between two girls who loved the concepts of each other more than they loved each other, and who through their stubborn refusal to give up on their ideals persisted with a dynamic that very well could have (and perhaps still may) destroyed them both.
"Boring lesbians" my left foot.
Now, this segment?
This directly says that Kanaya is not feeling ash, or pale, or flushed. I'm willing to say she's not even pitch right now. (For blackrom, after all, does require some level of kindness on the part of both parties, to prevent, y'know, Murder from happening.)
OP, I disagree. Rosemary is not vacillating. Rosemary is no longer Rosemary. Rose and Kanaya's feelings have been shattered.
And that shattering will make Kanaya even less likely to hesitate from killing Rose, given the opportunity.
God only knows if the pieces will lie where they fell.
And, as for Rose's attitude?
Who else does that sound like to you?
Who else pulls passive-aggressive manipulation out of thin air as easily as breathing?
Who else is known for these gestures?
Who else would sacrifice everything for power, for knowledge, even at the expense of their own well-being?
I've said in the past how a Rose Strider kidswap, in which Rose is raised by Bro, would turn out. She would be a nightmare. She would rise to the challenge, and she would do so with the utmost glee. She would rise to the challenge, and she would break the ceiling. Bro would live in fear of her. The student would surpass the master, in viciousness if nothing else. Rose would kill Bro, in the end, without so much as hesitating. Rose would dispatch Bro in the same way that Kylo Ren dispatched Han, wringing the last shred of hope from the father-figure just to watch his face contort. Imagine Rose without qualms, without morals, without meaningful relationships of any caliber. Imagine Rosebot.
Imagine the hell that she will rain down on Dirk in time.
Imagine the true antagonist.
Imagine someone hounded by knowledge eventually deciding that she wants no more of it.
She holds the reins now.
Candy!Rose is a homeopathic dilution of how monstrous Rose will become.
No, Kanaya. The Rose that you thought was in there was never the true Rose at all.
Good luck coming to that conclusion.
I am beyond excited for the coming carnage.
holy fucking shit this is actually the best fucking Candy Rosemary analysis ive seen ever more so an analysis of Candy!Rose but nonetheless holy shit you are so spot on i feel
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Please give all your love and affection to @girlbowser because they are The Rosemary Understander and I can never hope to match their prowess. And also because they're among the funniest people this side of the Mississippi
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