The Wengman

Several bad Puns later...

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[decadent-hag]

Shark Convention Happening on Cape Cod

Some of the presenters include:

[bisexualvalve]

@siglati

[despazito]

Ronald Tarentino Jr

[comradekatara]

“sokka’s master” is such an iconic episode the a-plot is about sokka getting a dope ass sword the b-plot is about iroh getting swole and the c-plot is about sokka’s friends just sitting there talking about how much they love sokka. a perfect episode from start to finish

[howlbear]

This is.... So funny

[howlbear]

Charlie McElroy is an absolute legend

[theweirdwideweb]

[fairhopeman]

A simple truth.

[hellsite-yano]

KING

[cerastes]

Not to detract from the good message my man is presenting, but that sound he makes at the end did something to my chakras.

[the-wengman]

Why did I find out about putin's resignation on a destiel post? What is happening?

[cry-in-the-shower]

[feral-prairiewitch]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[sagihairius]

Do you think they’re friends or enemies

[mosticonicposts]

we fuck sometimes

[coyotesmokebreak]

[galaxianbitch]

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

[amemait]

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

[amemait]

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

[jack0fficial]

[coolxatu]

literally name anything ON EARTH funnier then this

[angelicguy]

[strikerenterprise]

[cantabilechaos]

Me reading the title: ugh this is gonna be some tightass who thinks tattoos are trashy or something 🙄

Me reading what the tattoo was:

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

[just-rhys-things]

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[swooood-dooooood]

never forget arceus steel

[purpledragonfollower]

[tumblr]

[purpledragonfollower]

Holy shit what

[dzamie]

what how did you do that

[purpledragonfollower]

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

[nevsky-deactivated20220826]

[tumblr]

what. what is the purpose of this

[riflesniper-a]

[eraserheadbabycat]