so quirky lol

attempting to live laugh love in these conditions

[yugirimistwalker]

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[likethecastle]

Doctor Who | The Onion headlines (pt. 2/?)

(pt. 1) (pt. 3)

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[bethwhit-deactivated20180121]

Every 80s movie is simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic work of film ever released

[4056874342-deactivated20200705]

Why do army guys wear their outfits to Walmart

[m-a-r-i-0-n-deactivated20200722]

to get compliments and free things. they’re like us, club hoes. except the club is walmart and the instead of hoes they’re war criminals.

[jurathicc-park]

rose tint my world! ✨🛸💫🌹

I was playing around with makeup today and decided to recreate this i c o n i c look inspired by the floor show in The Rocky Horror Picture Show!! 💕🌹

[talesfromthecrypts]

A mental mind fuck can be nice. 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharmon

[let-them-eat-cake-cake-cake-cak]

The mood for 2020 is “Rich Slut”. Ya heard it here first, baby.

[turnipfritters]

[knifefightscene]

[gumx395]

1) pigtails aren’t long enough to “pull on” anymore

2) her bangs are more choppy and fun rather than seductively “framing her face”

3) her boobs aren’t half a foot off her ribcage (I’m guessing they made her wear a padded bra in Suicide Squad)

4) Her skimpy clothing looks more like a choice rather than the tired “women’s clothes strategically ripped” trope

5) she’s not wearing a fucking dog collar

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

it looks like she dressed herself and had fun with it as opposed to it being painfully obvious a man dressed her

[profeminist]

6) The camera is centered on her face not her chest.

[cantabilechaos]

You see this is what people should be talking about when they say it’s a character’s “choice” to dress a certain way. Skimpy clothing doesn’t have to scream “I’m here for you to consume” it can be “I’m wearing this because it’s fun and whether you like it or not isn’t my problem”

Also we all know Harley is a disaster bisexual and that gloriously hideous outfit is perfect for her

[aimmyarrowshigh]

• Her shirt no longer literally labels her a man’s property.

[nuka-rockit]

depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

[alvinsevile]

[alexagent21]

I really wish there was a typo here lol

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[johnny-and-dora]

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[beaubete]

Oh no, that emotionally devastating scene would have been so much more impactful if it had happened earlier.  Better go back to the same kernel of daydream I’ve been basing every daydream of the last three weeks on and do it right this time.  If I’m not swallowing back tears at Starbucks, I’m gonna have to figure out another way to emotionally gut myself.

[mareebird]

I feel so called out

[helvonasche]

But then when you get it right..

[stevenswetdream]

me for the past 7 years

[bizarre-transmission-deactivate]