it’s eyes sparkle with the glitter of jewels

used to be @krabby-apple until I got locked out of my account lol - she/her | 33 baybe! - lmk if you want me to tag something - icon by @shinyedits

[thedarknesspokemon]

hell yeah sableye’s pokedex category name was free! now I have a technically canon pokemon username AND get to sound like a thirteen year old edge lord all of my dreams have finally come true

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[killadelphia]

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[pokemon-with-hats]

Whadda hell...

[pokemon-with-hats]

bulnosaur... geen...

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[t-800]

movies think i wanna see a 22 year old in veneers

[azusteve]

Cuddle puddle!

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[scavengedluxury]

[iamwizzzzz]

[demonius-darkblade]

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[kosmogrl]

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.

[anasabdin]

The Night We Used To Know

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