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happy wariel Wednesday : )
I finally delved deeper into Killer's bg and oml someone(Color) give him a hug. I already despised Nightmare this sorta just gave me another reason(ÂŹ_ÂŹ")
Anyways, love Killer and will only accept the good ending as the real endingđŁâźď¸
top five worst ways to be found:
5. out
4. guilty
3. wanting
2. lacking
1. by this email
It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead
idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
Hello, everyone! My name is Starlik. Nice to see you! I'm the new Undertale artist. I think a lot of the art will be Papyrus-related, since he's my favorite character. Have a nice day, everyone!
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: đ¤¤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
i love this guy
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
thatâs why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash
kind of harmonically beautiful
A doodle inspired by an old frame of BJTBS Thought that whenever he gets super mad, the tar just starts to coil and boil and peel right off of him a little bit
Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels
happy
ive been playing undertale lately
functionally suicidal character saying âI would die for youâ to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me heâd sell hot dogs for me, I wouldnât feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying âI will live for youâ. Now thatâs a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...
I LITERALLY SAID SANS UNDERTALE BEFORE SEEING THE LATEST REBLOG
Just a scratch
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put âyou absoluteâ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add âedâ to any object and itâs sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled
Meanwhile, âutterâ works for the first (e.g., âyou utter floorboardâ) but somehow âutterlyâ doesnât seem to work as well for the second (âI was utterly floorboardedâ).
Utterly doesnât work for drunk because itâs the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
⌠huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to âflooredâ, and yet âI was utterly coat hangeredâ does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean âsuper tiredâ.
âGod, itâs been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.â
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Is it a glitch or a feature?
Feature
how are we feeling today
eva stratt they could never make me hate you