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You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

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That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

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Like a sack of what

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Item: Jest (Jeans Vest)

Item: sack of wet mice (3d2 Bludgeon)

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The Gävle goat is getting a lot of attention around here, but I would like to make a case for a couple of other Swedish Christmas goats: The Kävlinge "Horny Goats".

It has been a Christmas tradition in the town of Kävlinge since 2015 to put up a pair of goats in a traffic circle. And for just as long, there has been a somewhat more inofficial tradition that someone will move those two goats into a mating position, giving them the nickname "kåtbockarna" (literally "the horny goats", a Swedish term similar to the English "horndog").

One year an unknown person even put up three smaller goats around the two large ones, to indicate that they've had children.

This year, however, the goats have been positioned in a somewhat less intimate position, simply kissing eachother:

Swedish television news did a short feature where they interviewed citizens of Kävlinge about this latest change, and most of them expressed disappointment, apparently preferring the "horny" version.

Considering that "bock" usually refers to males of the species, this means that Kävlinge has had a public display of gay sex each Christmas for several years, enthusiastically supported by its citizens. I think that's a Christmas tradition well worth celebrating.

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One the one hand, I was somewhat surprised that of all my posts, this has apparently become the most popular one. One the other hand, no, I'm not actually that surprised.

Anyways, since 'tis the season again, I thought I should reblog this, to make sure that everyone remembers the true message of Christmas:

Or, alternatively:

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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

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why are there so many tonight dough posts

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LMFAO

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really enjoyed the imagery of this post..

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can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

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I’ve been thinking about this all day

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Elizabeth Warren off the shits

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If you mention your job to a stranger, how likely are they to get interested and ask questions? 1 would be like a grocery store cashier and 10 would be like a stunt double

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