The Zippered Charlatan Of Spite @thezipperedcharlatan - Tumblr Blog

concept: an episode of unraveled on fallen london where brian david gilbert determines which of the masters is the most dateable

failbettergames

Any episode of Unraveled on Fallen London would be 10/10

failbettergames

update: it’s Pages

mollyencrypted

The prospect of romancing Pages now comes up in two different games, which is the most out of any of the Masters. Whilst the prospect of being romanced by Happles also seems to appear in two, it still comes in second because only one of them has the player be interested. Wines is in third for It Happened Once In A Dream reasons.

Everybody else, to my knowledge, is dead last.

I love that there are actually official numbers to run on this now.

shazzbaa

the funniest thing about Poor Edward's bizarre courting gifts is that we know he knows how to give normal gifts.

BECAUSE HE DID!!! TO CLARA

When tasked with convincing this lady to go along with his super weird ask, Poor Edward promised her wealth and gifted her expensive jewellery. This is pretty basic but it's so normal and it means we know he can do this. He knows how to do this. He CAN give normal appealing gifts and CHOSE NOT TO. He CAN insincerely promise you something that you actually want BUT NO!! Moon-milk dealt him a terrible blow by forcing him to want to be loved as his true authentic self, a person who feels romantic about sending you grave dirt in the mail. THESE GIFTS HAD TO BE FROM THE HEART. UNFORTUNATELY

marrowkind

In many ways Seeking Mr Eaten's Name is a surrender of the self to the hungry void of an excised ghost. To be overwritten, to carry someone else's message. To defy erasure through transformation, even as the self is erased. You are a candle.

transcript of the poem under the cut

twig-the-escaped-cephalopod

hey fallen london whump fans.

moon-milk your characters.

it's fucked up for the person who was moon-milked. it's fucked up for whoever they were moon-milked to. you can make them fall in love with an inanimate object or concept instead, which is also very fun. basically it's horrible for everyone involved. no one will be making any good decisions ever.

for extra points, make your character be obsessed with another person who has been moon-milked in the past, that way they can understand what the other person is going through even better and have even more complex feelings about it!