ThinBalor 2: Electric Boogaloo

Now with 99% less regret.

[kuttithevangu]

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

[purified-zone]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

[kuttithevangu]

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

[eff-word]

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

[stuffandsundry]

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Update:

Boozification has begun.

[yourunclejingo]

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

[tehgore]

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[trust-me-im-satan]

Shit ppl don’t get about Dyslexia

What Dyslexia does mean:

Memory problems

Reading comprehension can be difficult

Difficulty articulating ideas/points

Words can move around (on a page or in the head)

Slower writing

Short attention span

Can effect every-day things like paying for food and talking to friends

Can be a genuinely life effecting disorder

What Dyslexia doesn’t mean:

You’re just bad at spelling

They must be bad at English

That person is dumb

[shitloadsofwrestling]

Well. I mean when you put it THAT way…

[ithelpstodream]

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

singing ‘Ayo…’

DESPACITO…”

[beskar-iron]

y'know what, fuck you in particular

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

That’s fair

[bellaxiao]

[brazenbewilderment]

Ayyyyyye!

[laysiaprincess]

I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

This was the best opener of the season

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch this gem of a show 

[bubonickitten]

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

[minivan]

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

[butchblossoms]

icon

[butchblossoms]

icon pt 2

[whoredrigo]

WHO’S TITTIES 

are those

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[profeminist]

Believe it, and use your privilege to DEAL WITH IT.

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post