Abstruser Musings

[guerrillatech]

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[thirdterrene-blog]

This is one rule I've elected to ignore.

If the first thing you say about a letter I wrote you is "You should have started the salutation with 'Dear,'" you can throw the rest of the letter in the dumpster and I cordially invite you to join it.

[bowelfly]

hands you 50 little guys

[bowelfly]

hey watch out you lost one

[placebo-et]

Any Cunkheads out there (probably not)

[badbatbf]

some of the men y’all call daddy are dude at best

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[aproclivityforgayshit-again]

theres a lot of penises on your blog

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[topatoco]

IT IS DRESDEN CODAK'S 21ST ANNIVERSARY! 🎉🎉🎉

Which just so happens to be during pride month...We stay winning! 💪🏳️‍🌈

The very first Dresden Codak comic was posted today in 2005 with The Tomorrow Man, and the very latest comic in Dresden Codak: Dark Science was posted yesterday! Happiest anniversaries to this wonderful series! 💖🥳

⚔️ Topat.to/Dresdencodak | @dresdencodak ⚔️

[ethernalium]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[mewnivercity]

You🫵 clearly👁 don't🚫 go🟢 here🌏 or to queer🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ history⏳️ and signaling🚦, or both👯‍♂️, enough✋️ to have this👆 conversation🫯 and I'm not🙅going to explain📖 it🎈 to you🫵. You could have asked💬 questions❓️, you could have done✅️ even a modicum🤏 of research🔍. You🫵 didn't🚫 and you🫵 made yourself😎 look👀 ignorant🫥. Goodbye🖖.

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]