HeavilyArmored

All about D20

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[queenofnots]

[queenofnots]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

[mornington-the-crescent]

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

[crownedpatriot11]

What do you think he does

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

[theodoretheninja]

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[serregon]

🤨

[proship-fictionkin]

THE TEXAS HAMMER

[nanitecitys]

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

[elphabaoftheopera]

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

[therogueduchess]

[knightofiris]

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sweet James

[nada-nothin-nil]

used to pass this every day

[brightside-brigade]

This is just how lawyers are.

[threepiecesuitofarmor]

Shout out to my local lawyer promising reasonsblr doubt at a reasonable price.

[galacticsabc]

Two of Us

[nosnexus]

THE CLIFFHANGER WAS CRIMINAL.

City Council of Darkness episode 8

[polyjoly]

I don't think I ever posted pictures of my Les Mis skirt on tumblr! And what better day than barricade day!

It is called Prière d'Espoir by the brand Alice and the Pirates. Unfortunately it is out of print so it can be quite difficult to buy. I had to search for years! It also comes in a dress version, and black and cream colorways, which I also haven't been able to find. (Because believe me, I would absolutely buy multiple versions of the same skirt lol.) The skirt depicts various memorable scenes from Les Mis. It is super cute!

[kerubinart]

happy permets-tu day to all those who celebrate!

[pumpkinspice-prouvaire]

another barricade day another year of my canon era time loop enjolras pov living rent free in my head and literally no where else

[connieboldheart]

I love making these - let me know in comments/reblogs where you'd sit! :)

[threepiecesuitofarmor]

9

[jalapenyochips]

they've already got a guy! you know it!

(based on a cover of "Go For It, Nakamura!")

[mediaforanya]

behind every gay evil vampire is a gayer more evil vampire

[louisa605]

Drink With Me

Please comment or repost If you like it TT

[saltsnecked]

girls don't even ask if they can stalk you any more, they just follow you to a chinese restaurant and look at you like this.

[gettownsburnmoney]

lavonte: i'm not gay

also lavonte:

hj this is why i'm absolutely in love with you

me and hj have done this dance before

mitch is jacked 👀

here are my very specific opinions on red wine

we love rome

american psycho is the best movie

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 6: The Sunday Scoop and Spiteful Spirits

It is important to have journalistic integrity and to eat a lot of cherries.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 5 || Ep 7

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,026 days left

[antagonistsbible]

”Langdon and Santos parallel-“ yeah obviously and I love that but what about the Robby and Santos parallels????

specifically when the Case Manager Hastings girl says Robby can’t be alone for an hour with his thoughts (which we see to be true) and when Santos tells Garcia she should come over because Whitaker will be gone all weekend. On first watch it seems like they are insinuating that Santos wants Whitaker gone so that she and Garcia can have sex, but we later learn that they will do it whether he’s there or not and the desperation/sadness in her voice when she extends the invite is really obvious.

all this to say that both Santos and Robby hate being alone with their thoughts because of past traumas that they haven’t fully dealt with and present pressures. God they all need some therapy (affectionate obv)

[ymutate]

Rukiye Garip,B. (1964) Turkey

Watercolor on Paper 22 W x 29.9 H x 0.1 D in

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. a hyper realistic watercolor painting of stones underneath clear, rippling water. end I.D.]

[thatqueerchoirkid]

WATERCOLOUR?????

[thatqueerchoirkid]

I was like what a nice photo. What a nice painting. WTAER COLOUR???? I was gonna sdume

This was oil paiyt or something DAMN BRO WTAERCOLOUR???

[cognitiveinequality]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT (‘late day shadows’ by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[madronasky]

Zoom IN!!