It's baphomet
it’s baphomet
It's Baphomet Friday
Its Baphomet Saturday
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

roma★

shark vs the universe

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
Cosimo Galluzzi

titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

if i look back, i am lost

Kaledo Art
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@tipnex
It's baphomet
it’s baphomet
It's Baphomet Friday
Its Baphomet Saturday
my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like “this stand up is terrible what the fuck”
new dynamic idea: guy whose soul was trapped in a weapon for hundreds of years after being cursed by a wizard, and guy who used to wield said weapon. both of them still forget that the first guy is back in a human body now sometimes.
IT’S SWEET FAT OF THE HOG TUESDAY!!
Just to recap-
Periodt.
@spokenwithhands
you gotta include this photo
ağlıycam
This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.
could ai make THIS!????
crocodiles/alligators are the superior body. reptilian, carnivorous, cool as fuck, looks like a dinosaur, what more could you ask? I wish I were one
Could ask for wings.
what more could you ask for?
Fire breath
what more could you ask for?
this is a dragon. your ideal body. is a dragon.
what more could you ask for?
for her to love me.....
she already does. what more could you ask for?
forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title
TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
where did op go?
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier
50 First Doses
You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?
Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you
How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life
i’m lactose intolerant:(
dont care
Boys will be boys
I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life
Happy birthday Queen
Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh