Bored Poet

one writes when one can no longer handle the voices in their head demanding to be heard

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOD

[kingfisher-colours]

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[king-of-oreo]

UM OBVIOUSLY

I do that all the time

[anxietyproblem]

[youareagoodperson]

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

[the-gimmick-hospital]

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

[yourboymolloy]

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

[escuerzoresucitado]

[anxietyproblem]

[gufu-vire]

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

[msshinylemon]

i accept hugs but no squish

tagging you all but no pressure ofc!! <333 @thatghostinyourbog @spccts @iwantmochisoup @cryptid-juzou

[iwantmochisoup]

idk how to feel about the quiz thingy, but i did my sona SOUPY!! i'm still working on them tho, hehe :3c

tysm for the tag!! SQUISHHH YOU

no pressure tags!! @saltedbiscuiit @konbupie @bucketkizuu @noakiie @jellyphink @xkaez

[bucketkizuu]

Oh dang 😞 guys maybe it’s a sign /j anyways ty for the tag!!!!

Tags: @icedfiretea @kejfjirke @sonoftheseraphim @lychee-face @kyokills @crumbledtoast @bsdruless @/anyone else!!!

[kyokills]

as a big hyperanalyst, I’m happy with my results ^^

@astoryofsuchwoe @mondaymelon @zmywarkastopa @summer-night-beeatt @eekykins + anyone else who would like to join!!

[mondaymelon]

thank you for the tag kyoi!! im stealing your lollipop <3

i got jumpscared by the results LMAO i thought i was getting called out.. this lwk awakened some forgotten memories though bc people in class used to come up to me randomly and say shii like "i ship you with __" and then run off I KID YOU NOT this happened at least 3 times (they were always with the worst people ever btw)

anyway I've only been crushed on twice in my life so idk maybe im doing something wrong explodes 💥💥💥

🏷️ tags (no pressure!!) : @pythonpastel, @falors, @auroratumbles, @alexisomnias, @camvrin, @wonkierideul, @soleillunne, @ryuryuryuyurboat, @rrozeta, @suntoru, @the-white-void, @lume-nosity + anyone else who wants to join !!

[camvrin]

I ALWAYS GET THIS ONE

tagging (no pressure !); @barneysbigstompers, @stitchyys-maiin, @mazzywazzy69, @anonoob, @lexisism, @parker-vaporwave, @n3r0-5352, @touyas-wife

[n3r0-5352-archived]

Not... wrong..

@beloved-user @birdyisthewordyy @leoisgayforwriting @vaporwave-dr34ml4nd @sleepdeprivedsprout

[nolongeractive183847-deactivate]

AHHH IM SO EXCITED TO BE TAGGED IN ONE OF THESE!!!

@shin-kamis @jambalaya-enthusiast @puppochin0 @adharadotcom

[kennedysgirl]

Heheehhehe

@toxycodone @jimmyscocopuff @slaughterthemortal

[silestra7]

Gotta love that religious trauma.

@corkinavoid

[corkinavoid]

Inaccurate, I killed a woman (okay, I only attempted, but it still counts), but the rest is true.

NP tags: @pinklotushere @op-sys-chaos @astermagnolia and everyone else who wants to <3

[pinklotushere]

The description is weirdly specific (and like 90% accurate???)

No pressure tags : @demonic0angel @dcxdpdabbles @lunarflare64 @gilbirda @periwinkle-the-11th

[demonic0angel]

So much fanfiction…

Tags (but no pressure): @anonymous-existences @meditating-cat @angyblobghost @elizabethemerald @starlightcat04 @kyohoke

[dannyphantomwayne]

Guess my introverted self has some unspeakable rizz cause I'm confused man

@villainousdeity @ghostdoodlen @goddessofbees

[goddessofbees]

I can kinda see how I got this...

The ultimate parental figure apparently

@kuronekofe-ao3 @pridequest64 @ecto-stone @moon-ayyye

[that-weird-thing-in-the-woods]

Makes sense

Also I used my oc for both soo yeah

@glow-in-the-dark-death @villainmirabelmadriga @virgamsysxvolumes @ten-shiriya23 @siluver @fucking-brains-out @+at anyone who sees this! No pressure, have fun

[tiredbaby29]

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[caitmayart]

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

[livinonlaketime]

Please, I think we all want the same good news here potato

[tatumsdrawing]

It’s Election Day so I’m def reblogging this

[tiredbaby29]

honestly im just doin this cuz

potato

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[lynxindisguise]

[inkpotsprite]

I guess it's better then 'hurt no comfort' so I'll take it.

[honeydewedlemons]

NOOOOOO NO GOD PLEASE NO

NOOOOOOOO

( @deadly-kalopsia @rainacloud @kaiyafoyuomi @d0rango @myconidwitch @spheroz )

[spheroz]

twinning 😔

(@f0xgl0v3 @twoarrsandonesea @mstrickster)

[twoarrsandonesea-deactivated202]

I knew I wasn't sane, but not safe??? Oh. I see. It's not safe for other people. Got it.

@alex-86311, @batfambrainrotbeloved, @stalkerofstuff, @hinata-rosario-revamped.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I- I was so expecting this to be like "Oh yeah fun lil quiz, but only accurate by technicallity" but no- ive literally commented this exact line on my own fic like a dozen times wtf

@ihavenotsleptindays @yjcorefourenjoyer @irl-batsignal @snakeredbirdbatkatana @op-sys-chaos @valcove @arty-cosmo

[op-sys-chaos]

Y know what, accurate.

@brucewaynehater101 @corkinavoid @tu-turu-turuh @stealingyourbones

[corkinavoid]

Do Not Eat, everyone

But yes, I do come with the warning on the side. Fun and unrelated fact: I have a picture of a dead pigeon in my camera roll that I took yesterday, and I think it's ironic that I got 'dead dove' while literally having a picture of a dead dove lol

@lonelysheepling @fantasticstoryteller

[tiredbaby29]

I actually wish I was more surprised...

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[jiminsjibootyy-blog]

this is why the internet was created

[lindzaylove-deactivated20250311]

i get so excited when i see this

[miss-oh-so-lovely-deactivated20]

I found it!!!!

[amethystoceandespiser]

If it wasn’t because i gifted my GIR hat to my nephew I WOULD TRY IT.

[sassykitkat22]

Every hundred years this pops up

Never gets old

[tiredbaby29]

i cant believe i found it

[tiredbaby29]

The problem with

I love you

Is that I meant it

...but you never did

[theres-a-mushroom-in-my-tomb]

i have so many issues and they won’t stop adding

[tiredbaby29]

[tiredbaby29]

listen close/ little enby/ the world isn't fair/ the world isn't kind/ but you keep on smiling/ let your light shine

[tiredbaby29]

what is this feeling...

subtle tremors shake from the marrow in bones

skin prickles in irritation to feelings unknown

small voices cry out in the midst of earth-shattering silence

wind brushes past parted lips

desperate tongue races to relieve the ache from the trembling

fingernails catch on sweaty palms

crimson drops peak on paling flesh

longing to be a cold corpse

flesh preserved in a wooden box

soft soil seeping through cracks

dressed in pale blue

holding the black rose

prepared for the eternal date

no more waiting

death waits with open arms

fate smiles from his side

leading lost souls to an eternity unimaginable